Author Topic: Me and Adonis's newest APPRENTICE (Read 2150 times)

The_Leafy_Bug · « **on:** December 06, 2007, 01:34:37 PM »

We took on this young man who originally weighed about 200 lbs and helped him get down to about 0% bf. He was suffering from all the common symptoms of a delusionite. He was fat, thought he was lean, and was very confident in himself. After weeks worth of convincing we finally talked him into cutting down to the leanest he has ever been.
-Team Bones

Pictures from our photoshoot...

The Squadfather · « **Reply #1 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:36:04 PM »

shredded perfection.

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #2 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:36:18 PM »

I'd say we were succesful. Comments appreciated. Discuss...

The True Adonis · « **Reply #3 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:37:06 PM »

Indeed.

We managed his eating habits directly and successfully.

One of the finest clients to date.

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #4 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:38:33 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on December 06, 2007, 01:37:06 PM

Indeed.

We managed his eating habits directly.

One of the finest clients to date.

It did take some coaxing however. The dark room and projector were probably the most succesful in getting our client to cooperate.

Go 4 It · « **Reply #5 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:40:13 PM »

The apprentice has better hair then both of you..

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #6 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:41:42 PM »

Quote from: Go 4 It on December 06, 2007, 01:40:13 PM

The apprentice has better hair then both of you..

We managed to convince him some blush would ass to the gaunt model look. The sharp crisp face is a sign of a healthy man who is intimidating, yet at the same time youthful and healthy in appearance.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #7 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:44:13 PM »

Adonis and Leafy's pics are perfect examples of what regal genetics and bloodlines can produce.

DK II · « **Reply #8 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:44:55 PM »

unsuccessful attempt at being funny.

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #9 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:45:56 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on December 06, 2007, 01:44:13 PM

Adonis and Leafy's pics are perfect examples of what regal genetics and bloodlines can produce.

Are you insulting our client? Do you think we could get onlyme into this kind of shape?

bigbobs · « **Reply #10 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:47:07 PM »

Leafy Bug I'll admit you look better than I thought you would in your contest pics. (from seeing your t-shirt pic).

Go 4 It · « **Reply #11 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:48:55 PM »

Did you guys post any vids on this guys transofmation progress, like Daddy Waddy, or is it classified material locked in the headquarters of Team Bones?

Livewire · « **Reply #12 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:50:21 PM »

TA,

what kind of diet advice would you give Mike Gravel?

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #13 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:51:07 PM »

Quote from: Go 4 It on December 06, 2007, 01:48:55 PM

Did you guys post any vids on this guys transofmation progress, like Daddy Waddy, or is it classified material locked in the headquarters on Team Bones?

Team Bones classified. You have to pay a 200 dollar entry fee for your food and training knowledge. 200 dollars is all that is needed to cover your 12 week cutting process.

affy · « **Reply #14 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:51:51 PM »

Quote from: Livewire on December 06, 2007, 01:50:21 PM

TA,

what kind of diet advice would you give Mike Gravel?

A plate full of 9mm bullets

RON PAUL 2008!!!

Go 4 It · « **Reply #15 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:55:48 PM »

Word on the street is that you guys locked him in the gym at your head quarters and feed him an 8 ball a day for 12 weeks, and the dude looks great...he doesn't have geeked out eyes like Adonis! Nice work guys!

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #16 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:59:03 PM »

Quote from: affy on December 06, 2007, 01:51:51 PM

A plate full of 9mm bullets

RON PAUL 2008!!!

Uhh ohh... you have crossed the line. I don't allow it damnit

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #17 on:** December 06, 2007, 02:00:10 PM »

Quote from: Livewire on December 06, 2007, 01:50:21 PM

TA,

what kind of diet advice would you give Mike Gravel?

Mike Gravel lives on a steady diet of buttered popcorn and conservative prolife christian babies.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #18 on:** December 06, 2007, 02:01:47 PM »

Mike Gravel is already doing a strenuous Cardio routine approved by Team Bones.

I will declassify this because he will be the next presiding commander-in-chief.

DK II · « **Reply #19 on:** December 06, 2007, 02:02:12 PM »

Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on December 06, 2007, 02:00:10 PM

Mike Gravel lives on a steady diet of buttered popcorn and conservative prolife christian babies.

The question was for TA, can't you read moron?

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #20 on:** December 06, 2007, 02:03:32 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on December 06, 2007, 02:02:12 PM

The question was for TA, can't you read moron?

Your council is not needed here good sir.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #21 on:** December 06, 2007, 02:04:08 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on December 06, 2007, 02:02:12 PM

The question was for TA, can't you read moron?

you sir are a ruffian.

DK II · « **Reply #22 on:** December 06, 2007, 02:04:26 PM »

Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on December 06, 2007, 02:03:32 PM

Your council is not needed here good sir.

Yours neither, cumgargler.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #23 on:** December 06, 2007, 02:04:41 PM »

Furthermore,

Mike Gravel is releasing a new CD as he is on tour promoting his album. "Power to the People"

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #24 on:** December 06, 2007, 02:06:27 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on December 06, 2007, 02:04:26 PM

Yours neither, cumgargler.

As a supporter of the national initiative my opinion will be voiced as will yours. It is people like you who hold American society back with your pop culture and dipshit politics.