Actual conversation between Melvin and AMI/Weider:
Melvin: What you got for me?
AMI: We can only pay you $10K/year.
Melvin: But MD's paying me $25K/year!
AMI: Maybe we could go to 15K but --
<Click on Melvin's line>
Melvin: Hang on one second...
MD: What's up Melvin, it's the Mascara Mafia Mob Boss!
Melvin: Sup dawg?
MD: Melvin, we really need you to post on the boards.
Melvin: C'mon man, I got better things to do...Madden NFL, Madden NCAA...
MD: Melvin, we also need you to come on the radio program tonight.
Melvin: Awww shit. You kidding me? I'll call you back.
<Click>
Melvin: I'm back.
AMI: So, as I was saying, we could --
Melvin: I'll take the 10K.
AMI: Well, we were --
Melvin: Fine, 5K it is. Just get me the mutherfuckingshit outta MD!
AMI: But Melvin --
Melvin: Shit man, I'll do it for free. Just send the papers over!