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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #75 on: December 10, 2007, 08:10:52 AM »
Im so sick of this fat slob. He is the kind of guy that no matter how many times you beat his ass, humiliate him, etc... he keeps showing up for more. Much like special ed, except onlyme isn't anywhere near as smart.

The benefits of being a retard is that you often never know when you have lost. In an environment such as this, one can keep coming back for more without facing any repercussions, besides digging further into ones own delusions. Unfortunately, there = a lot of drawbacks to being a retard as well, like thinking you have accomplished a lot in your life if you have said hello to Stallone, and blown up to 670 pounds before reaching 50.

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #76 on: December 10, 2007, 08:16:37 AM »
The benefits of being a retard is that you often never know when you have lost. In an environment such as this, one can keep coming back for more without facing any repercussions, besides digging further into ones own delusions. Unfortunately, there = a lot of drawbacks to being a retard as well, like thinking you have accomplished a lot in your life if you have said hello to Stallone, and blown up to 670 pounds before reaching 50.

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Do you think it's actually the fact the he is mentally retarded or is he just completely oblivious to his environment and situations that happen in his daily life? Do you think he remembers he has children? He is the kind of guy who shits his pants but his ass is so dirty and itchy already because he is so fat that he can't wash himself well that he forgets about it.  ;D

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #77 on: December 10, 2007, 08:20:18 AM »
Do you think it's actually the fact the he is mentally retarded or is he just completely oblivious to his environment and situations that happen in his daily life? Do you think he remembers he has children? He is the kind of guy who shits his pants but his ass is so dirty and itchy already because he is so fat that he can't wash himself well that he forgets about it.  ;D

He has got to be somewhat retarded, or at least on the very very dumb side of the intelligence spectrum.

Since he has written about his shitting and farting earlier, we can assume that he has shit himself dirty several times.

His kids are probably not too found of him, since he gave them very shitty genes.

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #78 on: December 10, 2007, 08:33:00 AM »
All,

You guys are just a bunch of babies. 

Robert Michael, I understand you and agree with your sentiment.  Hell, I'd bet that over 95% of these guys have taken a combination of pictures showing them flexing while topless, posing for a closeup head shot with puckered lips and the ALL-TOO-COMMON, tuck-your-penis-back-towards-your-anus-and-squeeze-your-thighs-together-to-emulate-having-a-vagina pic.

Most of these guys are just scared to realize the truth.  The bulk of them grew up spending half of their yearly income buying magazines that had 2-page spreads of overly-hormonized men, covered in baby oil flexing their big, round muscles while making facial expressions that resemble that of a man getting anal.  Instead of buying or getting a yearly subscription to playboy, they much rather spend countless hours staring at another man's upper thighs to supposedly delineate the knife-like cuts that were present, yet I ask, where do those upper thigh cuts all lead to?

If I were you Bob, I'd just fucking post a huge picture of your penis, for good measure, just to show these fools how comfortable you are with your sexuality.

"1"

P.S. If not for these fools, you can kindly PM me the picture of your penis and I promise to not send it to anyone...

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #79 on: December 10, 2007, 08:37:49 AM »
All,

You guys are just a bunch of babies. 

Robert Michael, I understand you and agree with your sentiment.  Hell, I'd bet that over 95% of these guys have taken a combination of pictures showing them flexing while topless, posing for a closeup head shot with puckered lips and the ALL-TOO-COMMON, tuck-your-penis-back-towards-your-anus-and-squeeze-your-thighs-together-to-emulate-having-a-vagina pic.

Most of these guys are just scared to realize the truth.  The bulk of them grew up spending half of their yearly income buying magazines that had 2-page spreads of overly-hormonized men, covered in baby oil flexing their big, round muscles while making facial expressions that resemble that of a man getting anal.  Instead of buying or getting a yearly subscription to playboy, they much rather spend countless hours staring at another man's upper thighs to supposedly delineate the knife-like cuts that were present, yet I ask, where do those upper thigh cuts all lead to?

If I were you Bob, I'd just fucking post a huge picture of your penis, for good measure, just to show these fools how comfortable you are with your sexuality.

"1"

P.S. If not for these fools, you can kindly PM me the picture of your penis and I promise to not send it to anyone...

Mower does not agree.

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #80 on: December 10, 2007, 08:39:36 AM »

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #81 on: December 10, 2007, 08:43:55 AM »
All,

You guys are just a bunch of babies. 

Robert Michael, I understand you and agree with your sentiment.  Hell, I'd bet that over 95% of these guys have taken a combination of pictures showing them flexing while topless, posing for a closeup head shot with puckered lips and the ALL-TOO-COMMON, tuck-your-penis-back-towards-your-anus-and-squeeze-your-thighs-together-to-emulate-having-a-vagina pic.

Most of these guys are just scared to realize the truth.  The bulk of them grew up spending half of their yearly income buying magazines that had 2-page spreads of overly-hormonized men, covered in baby oil flexing their big, round muscles while making facial expressions that resemble that of a man getting anal.  Instead of buying or getting a yearly subscription to playboy, they much rather spend countless hours staring at another man's upper thighs to supposedly delineate the knife-like cuts that were present, yet I ask, where do those upper thigh cuts all lead to?

If I were you Bob, I'd just fucking post a huge picture of your penis, for good measure, just to show these fools how comfortable you are with your sexuality.

"1"

P.S. If not for these fools, you can kindly PM me the picture of your penis and I promise to not send it to anyone...
Epic reverse psychology... hahaha This just reinforces my point. Bob = ghey

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #82 on: December 10, 2007, 08:51:13 AM »
Epic reverse psychology... hahaha This just reinforces my point. Bob = ghey

You are correct.

Bob = ghey and in denial.

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #83 on: December 10, 2007, 09:11:18 AM »
That doesn't look very gay to me, "The_Leafy_Bug"...he's HOT :-*

Lisa

WTF is wrong with you?

Just because Bob isn't deepthroathing a huge black cock?

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #84 on: December 10, 2007, 09:18:05 AM »
WTF is wrong with you?

Just because Bob isn't deepthroathing a huge black cock?

She is just trying her best to protect the fantasy of a man that turns her on.

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #85 on: December 10, 2007, 09:19:00 AM »
Bro...why would you want to post pics of some guys cock is beyond me, but take it to the sex boards...not everyone here is gay.

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #86 on: December 10, 2007, 09:21:38 AM »
Bob,

Maybe because most of us are straight, and don't need to stoop that low to make a buck.
times must have been rough back then, did you do "private sessions" as well?


It's all in what you choose to see.....obviously, you choose to see them as "gay"....I wonder why..?

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #87 on: December 10, 2007, 09:31:32 AM »
WELL SAID BOB..GET OFF HIS DICK HATERZ.

this reminds me of the time my ex girlfriend arrived home early one day to find me bouncy around on a blackman's huge shaft whilst another one pumped my face with his manmeat.. she immediately accused me of being gay to which I laughed and applied the Bob logic... 'I'm not gay'.. I told her calmly... 'it's you who sees this as gay, what are you hiding about yourself?' we discussed the matter further and eventually came to the conclusion that she must be a lesbian.
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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #88 on: December 10, 2007, 10:02:43 AM »
WELL SAID BOB..GET OFF HIS DICK HATERZ.

this reminds me of the time my ex girlfriend arrived home early one day to find me bouncy around on a blackman's huge shaft whilst another one pumped my face with his manmeat.. she immediately accused me of being gay to which I laughed and applied the Bob logic... 'I'm not gay'.. I told her calmly... 'it's you who sees this as gay, what are you hiding about yourself?' we discussed the matter further and eventually came to the conclusion that she must be a lesbian.

That was you?  ;D

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #89 on: December 10, 2007, 10:03:15 AM »
WTF is wrong with you?

Just because Bob isn't deepthroathing a huge black cock?

Nothing is wrong with me...is there something wrong with you. love?

Lisa

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #90 on: December 10, 2007, 10:23:54 AM »
WELL SAID BOB..GET OFF HIS DICK HATERZ.

this reminds me of the time my ex girlfriend arrived home early one day to find me bouncy around on a blackman's huge shaft whilst another one pumped my face with his manmeat.. she immediately accused me of being gay to which I laughed and applied the Bob logic... 'I'm not gay'.. I told her calmly... 'it's you who sees this as gay, what are you hiding about yourself?' we discussed the matter further and eventually came to the conclusion that she must be a lesbian.
Shrewd logic. I'm never gonna get in an argument with you over, say, a bar tab. Who knows what will happen.  :-\

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #91 on: December 10, 2007, 10:25:01 AM »

CHIC WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BLINDFOLDED?!?!?!?!

maybe Bob thought he was going to be tortured by beautiful scantily clad women?

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #92 on: December 10, 2007, 10:26:41 AM »
Nothing is wrong with me...is there something wrong with you. love?

Lisa

a/s/l ???

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #93 on: December 10, 2007, 10:27:57 AM »
WELL SAID BOB..GET OFF HIS DICK HATERZ.

this reminds me of the time my ex girlfriend arrived home early one day to find me bouncy around on a blackman's huge shaft whilst another one pumped my face with his manmeat.. she immediately accused me of being gay to which I laughed and applied the Bob logic... 'I'm not gay'.. I told her calmly... 'it's you who sees this as gay, what are you hiding about yourself?' we discussed the matter further and eventually came to the conclusion that she must be a lesbian.

LMFAO!

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #94 on: December 10, 2007, 10:30:22 AM »
She is just trying her best to protect the fantasy of a man that turns her on.

No need to fantasize about some man when I'm lucky enough to have one at home...thanks anyhow, love!!!

Lisa

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #95 on: December 10, 2007, 10:32:20 AM »
a/s/l ???

How many times do we have to go through this?

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #96 on: December 10, 2007, 10:44:42 AM »
How many times do we have to go through this?

Lisa

We'll keep going through it until you answer the question. >:(

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #97 on: December 10, 2007, 10:46:04 AM »
WELL SAID BOB..GET OFF HIS DICK HATERZ.

this reminds me of the time my ex girlfriend arrived home early one day to find me bouncy around on a blackman's huge shaft whilst another one pumped my face with his manmeat.. she immediately accused me of being gay to which I laughed and applied the Bob logic... 'I'm not gay'.. I told her calmly... 'it's you who sees this as gay, what are you hiding about yourself?' we discussed the matter further and eventually came to the conclusion that she must be a lesbian.

ace!

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #98 on: December 10, 2007, 11:37:21 AM »
WELL SAID BOB..GET OFF HIS DICK HATERZ.

this reminds me of the time my ex girlfriend arrived home early one day to find me bouncy around on a blackman's huge shaft whilst another one pumped my face with his manmeat.. she immediately accused me of being gay to which I laughed and applied the Bob logic... 'I'm not gay'.. I told her calmly... 'it's you who sees this as gay, what are you hiding about yourself?' we discussed the matter further and eventually came to the conclusion that she must be a lesbian.

That's was actually really funny :D :D

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Re: Chick lay down the smack on BB
« Reply #99 on: December 10, 2007, 11:44:45 AM »
Your grammar and sentence structure is so bad i can't understand the message you are trying to convey. I guess that is what happens when you get hand outs all throughout highschool and life  :-\

Of course you can't.  You are used to having a cock in your mouth before thinking.  dude or girl or whatever you go by these days, are you  slow or just ignorant.  I know you live in a huge 50 acre estate with a single wide trailer but did you ever go to school.  Also, are guys the only ones you like or do yo do animals too.  Just wondering living in the middle of dumpville and everything.  Hey keep trying to make yourself look better.  you have a long way to go.  The tough life of a gay in Arkansas.  Could be a title for a book or movie.