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Toughest Movie One-liners
« on: December 10, 2007, 12:40:36 PM »
Im watching Scarface right now, Tony Montana said a lot of hard ass shit, but the best is this, When Hector the columbian threatned to kill Tony's "brother" tony said

"Why dont ju try sticking ju head up ju ass, see if it fits" The hardest shit ever said



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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2007, 12:45:28 PM »
Tony Montana: I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of shit up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history. I'm here, he's not. Do you wanna go on with me, you say it. You don't, then you make a move.

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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2007, 01:06:20 PM »
Supermarket Killer: Get back! I got a bomb here! I'll blow this whole place up!
Marion Cobretti: Go ahead. I don't shop here.

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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2007, 01:07:42 PM »
Supermarket Killer: Get back! I got a bomb here! I'll blow this whole place up!
Marion Cobretti: Go ahead. I don't shop here.



LMAo...thats from the stalone movie with the shitty car

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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2007, 02:21:07 PM »
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seth:"you dont want a girl to think you suck dick at fucking pussy" ;D

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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2007, 02:26:01 PM »
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seth:"you dont want a girl to think you suck dick at fucking pussy" ;D

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LOL ;D

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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2007, 05:44:52 PM »
Can't pick just one:

1. "Sergeant, get that contraband stogie out of my face, before I shove it so far up your ass you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it."  Gunnery Sgt. Highway in Heartbreak Ridge

2.  "How does it feel to know you're about to die?"  Detective Mason Storm in Hard to Kill

3.  "Gentlemen, let this be a lesson; if you resist we will kill you."  William Strannix in Under Seige

4.  "Gary was just takin' a shit!"  Wyatt Donnelly in Weird Science

OK, #4 isn't a "tough" line...just want to make sure people are paying attention.
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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2007, 06:52:30 PM »
Can't pick just one:

1. "Sergeant, get that contraband stogie out of my face, before I shove it so far up your ass you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it."  Gunnery Sgt. Highway in Heartbreak Ridge

2.  "How does it feel to know you're about to die?"  Detective Mason Storm in Hard to Kill

3.  "Gentlemen, let this be a lesson; if you resist we will kill you."  William Strannix in Under Seige

4.  "Gary was just takin' a shit!"  Wyatt Donnelly in Weird Science

OK, #4 isn't a "tough" line...just want to make sure people are paying attention.


DAmn that hard. i need to see that movie

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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2007, 06:55:16 PM »
FUCK ALL THESE THE BEST ONE EVER.....

I'll be your huckleberry- Doc Holiday.

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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2007, 06:57:11 PM »
FUCK ALL THESE THE BEST ONE EVER.....

I'll be your huckleberry- Doc Holiday.
its tough because of the situation, but in itself...not that tough....But for the situation it was pretty hard

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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2007, 07:08:09 PM »
"Why don't you just lay there and bleed awhile" Gunny Highway.

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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2007, 08:16:01 PM »
take her home safe,jake i don't have a car,'take mine.jake i don't have a liscense,its ok,jake i'm only 15...will you guys take those ridiculous things off...

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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2007, 12:55:09 AM »
"I ain't got time to bleed"

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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2007, 06:16:24 PM »
i am sure it is somewhere in this scene.




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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2007, 04:44:50 AM »
Toughest line...

"No! You listen you lil' bitch! You hang up on me again I'll gut you like a fish!" -- Scream killer


Disturbing line...

"Apparently your mother is infactuated with you instead of your father." -- Doc Back to the Future

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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2007, 06:15:53 AM »
"Fuck your thread I'm glad I deleted it"

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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2007, 03:59:13 PM »
"Why don't you just lay there and bleed awhile" Gunny Highway.

"Maybe first, I carve me some f*gg*t wings!!!" - Tough Guy Who Becomes Highway's Bitch



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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2007, 10:27:34 PM »
Lets put the women and children to bed  and go get some fucking dinner- the program.

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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2007, 07:03:18 AM »
in the movie "Good Fellas" ....."Hey look I was just breaking his balls, that's all...hey look...I'm sorry...NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX"!

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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2007, 07:27:43 AM »
The Punisher

Candelaria: Via con dios, Castle. Go with God.
Frank: God’s gonna sit this one out.

Joan: Don't let your memories kill you.
Frank: They're not gonna kill me.





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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2007, 03:22:30 PM »
"Why don't you just lay there and bleed awhile" Gunny Highway.

...before you taste some REAL pain.
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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2007, 04:25:35 PM »
...before you taste some REAL pain.

Here is the conversation:

Tough Guy:  I don't like soldier boys.
Highway:     Say what?
Tough Guy:  If you want to pop that puppy's can, you don't gotta grease him so hard, jar head.
Highway:     Sounds like you're a man of experience.
Tough Guy:  What the f*ck's that mean, grunge sh*t?
Highway:     It means, be advised, I'm mean, nasty, and tired.  I eat concertina wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 yards.  So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I bash yours in.
Tough Guy:   Ain't gonna be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth, jar head!
Highway:      (to kid sitting next to him) Hold onto this boy, I think war's just been declared.
(physical altercation dominated by Highway)
Highway:      Why don't you just lie there and bleed a while, before you taste some real pain?
Tough Guy:   (opens switchblade) Maybe first, I carve me some f*gg*t wings! 
(Highway disarms Tough Guy, sends him head first into cell bars as other detainees look on in amazement, amusement, and relief)
Highway:       (continuing previous conversation)  ...then again, there was this dusky gal in Bangkok, a real crossway breezer, I swear...
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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2007, 04:29:24 PM »
I like it when they all wear the same t shirt for the 1st time, and then the LT shows up in a white t shirt
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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2007, 03:30:48 AM »
I like it when they all wear the same t shirt for the 1st time, and then the LT shows up in a white t shirt

And he can't seem to get in step as they march. 
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Re: Toughest Movie One-liners
« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2007, 10:50:28 AM »
Sean Connery :"Losers whine about doing their best. Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen."

Nickolas Cage: "She was the Prom Queen."

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