English female verdict:
Golden Balls was voted to certainly be wearing padding in those pants by the British public and the press. That or it was re-touched. Good photo I guess, such a perfect profile.
The man is an athlete, has played football since he was knee-high. That explains the body. Soccer is one of the most demanding sports physically, so if he's any good (England Captain!!!), then he is bound to be fit. Great legs etc.
Unfortunately he's as thick as a plank. When he opens his mouth, you just gotta scream. His voice sounds like his balls haven't fallen yet. But he's kinda funny and even modest. He knows what he's good at. If he concentrates on the game, he's brilliant.
His football career is just now in decline (there are far better fitter players nowadays & he'll be very lucky if he plays for our country again), but when he was in his prime, he was one of the best.
Although you say he can pull any woman he wants, he doesn't. He has that ridiculous wife who tells him what to do and so he is furthering his career by posing as being a family man. And selling underwear on his days off.
When he did stray and decide to 'go get some pussy', he bonked his PA or his kids nanny or something and that's the extent of his sexual adventures. Guess he doesn't get out much, he has to train and eat properly and get to bed early. And make his millions.
I agree that women most probably prefer natural athletic sportsmen's muscles to over-done hours in the gym in front of a mirror on your own ones.
Swimmers I can't take my eyes off. Upper body and all over perfection & trunks you can't help but stare at.
I had more to say on this topic (Oh yeah, have you resurrected the Gayer Than thread? Someone really ought to publish that, it's wonderful. Maybe BB's have a better sense of the absurd that the rest of the world?
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