Hi, I'm new to bodybuilding; any input would be appreciated guys : )

[webcake]

What is that and why are you posting it so much?

[Andre Nickatina]

It'd be better if it wasn't so obviously a gimmick 

[daddy8ball]

Squadfather hasn't posted in this thread at all.

Does anyone else find that odd? 

[James Phoenix]

I already established that I'm not a gimmick.

[Meso_z]

I already established that I'm not straight.

[m8]

[DK II]

Wrong forum idiot!

Everyone who posts here is a troll. 

[MindSpin]

I already established that I'm not a gimmick.

To the contrary.  You have unequivocally established that you are...and a poor one at that

[Bobby]

The real question now is why aren't people photoshopping his pics yet? There's tons of potential there.

yes!! this could be another "do i have potential" legendary thread...quick 'shop some AK47s in the backround!!

[jonsande]

Oh joyous cock, what heavenly sight!
Will you shower me with your jizzum,
And visit my dreams when dusk turns to night?

Oh joyous cock, I lend you my ear for mastabatory soliloquy.
I part my cheeks for your shower of heavenly jissom;
and accept my reward, fettered, obsequiously.

Let me prance daintily on your cocks stretched long like piano keys.
With each step I bring melodious mirth,
and with every stumble I fall in your dick-cheese.

With furious furvor I tapdance an ominous overture on your cocks of steely might.
Peristaltic spasms fortell the violent crescendo;
explosive orgasms unleash fireballs in pools of sticky white.

I frollic and dance gayly, charging fiercly through your pussy-willows.
Sun gives way to dark;
I grab hold of clumps and form bleach-smelling pillows.

Ah morning! blessed morning!
Let me feel the crust of dried jizzum one last time.
Warm against my face, I let it fall through my hands like snowflakes,
and reflect on the moment.

Tiny screams of desperation, emanate with Lilliput elocution:
The crumpled remains of a condom...

"You didn't really love us, though you took us for a ride.
You carried us in your balls 5 days,
in 5 hours you'll be guilty of spermicide!"

This is easily one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen on my year-plus of trolling GetBig. I'm still laughing uncontrollably. 

[Pecs]

Dear James

1) Your arms do not look 16inches, even if pumped. (unless you are 6'4)
2) You look alright but you do look like a little girly......
4) get a gym membership
3) Do some squats and bench press
4) Don't cut yourself anymore, life is tough but you must roll with it

sincerly,
Pecs
 

[fearANDloathing]

This will undoubtedly  rival the "Hulkster I'm calling for a truce" thread
WE MUST NEVER LET IT DIE!!! 

[mass 04]

This will undoubtedly  rival the "Hulkster I'm calling for a truce" thread
WE MUST NEVER LET IT DIE!!!  

James Phoenix or the thread? Honestly I could care less if either does.

[blinky]

In his honor I have named my penis "James" tonight I will beat the hell out of James, and he will enjoy it.

wow that made me laugh 

[James Phoenix]

Chaos is seriously repressed-still no pics btw 
I guess the steroid question silenced him.

Maybe if you haters logged off the computer you could achieve half of what I have; btw-naturally! 
Even then you will probably be stuck with the same ugly face you have now.

PS: I never realized a claim of 16 inches for arms was SOOO impressive that people would call me on it.
Well I do have legit 16 inch MUSCULAR arms. This just goes to show the lackluster level of training most of you have.

I'm seriously inspired to train even harder now!

[blinky]

the pics had me believing for a while but im now convinced again that its a gimmick.

some of the comments in here will make getbigs top 10 of '07   

[James Phoenix]

the pics had me believing for a while but im now convinced again that its a gimmick.

some of the comments in here will make getbigs top 10 of '07   

I'm the most real person here.

I posted many pics, including the website on my arm.

Everyone should be required to do the same I think.

None of my pics are photoshopped, save the black and white pic obviously.

[MindSpin]

I'm the most real person here.

I posted many pics, including the website on my arm.

Everyone should be required to do the same I think.

None of my pics are photoshopped, save the black and white pic obviously.

cutting your arm to prove you're not a gimmik shows serious commitment.  At this point, I think you've become your gimmik, and whatever name you where using before is now...welll...the real gimmik.

[2big4u]

fucking weird looking high school rampage shooter.

[Pecs]

Maybe if you haters logged off the computer you could achieve half of what I have; btw-naturally! 
Even then you will probably be stuck with the same ugly face you have now.

PS: I never realized a claim of 16 inches for arms was SOOO impressive that people would call me on it.
Well I do have legit 16 inch MUSCULAR arms. This just goes to show the lackluster level of training most of you have.

I'm seriously inspired to train even harder now!

Come on james, nobody will consider you MUSCULAR except for having some biceps. As for 16inch arms ....well...remember to measure the CIRCUMFERENCE, not the length of your arm,  , but you look alright for a beginner with limited equipment.

[MindSpin]

This thread is losing steam.  James, time to turn it up a notch...

[Gym dude]

I am also finding this odd myself as well.

[Master Blaster]

cutting your arm to prove you're not a gimmik shows serious commitment.  At this point, I think you've become your gimmik, and whatever name you where using before is now...welll...the real gimmik.

Thats trippy. Epic truth, for sure.

[The Luke]

James,

Assuming that you are in fact a legitimate person (half the people ripping on you are using gimmick accounts), then I commend you on your efforts. As you claim to be a natural trainer, then perhaps you would be better off on the Natural Board (I'm a moderator over there and this type of attack by anonymous wanna-be's is not allowed there).

But just for the record... the pecking order among bodybuilders is based on the "who's body would you prefer to have yourself". In that regard I can only compare you to those who have posted pics.

But rest assured, you have already surpassed the following GetBig regulars who like to consider themselves serious bodybuilders:

-True Adonis:
You have a better structure and better muscle bellies than Adam, and while your physique could mature quite nicely with proper training, Adam will always be a forceps-birthed troll

-Squadfather:
SF has you beat on front delts, but otherwise appears to be nothing more than a delusional former weightlifter/highschool-jock who confuses his alcohol induced edema with muscle mass

-Vince G
While Vince might well match you for development; you have him on condition

-Mike Arvilla
When Mike is clean and dieted down to a similar bf % to what you displayed here he probably matches (or possibly surpasses) your muscle mass, however you eke ahead on better proportion (and no gyno). Neither of you have legs though.

-Kiwiol
At 220 lbs lean Kiwiol has one of the best "natural" physiques I've ever seen, but by his own admission when he recently took a month of from his "natural" training regime... he "naturally" shrank down to 165 soft pounds. Losing 55 lbs of muscle in four weeks, muscle that his "natural" testosterone level had been able to support till that time.
This is something that affects all "natural" trainees, I myself lost nearly ten pounds of muscle and almost 20% of my strength on the basic lifts when I took a year off from training.


So in conclusion James, you are better than at least 4 GetBiggers and on a par with one competitor (Mike Arvilla).

By besting both Squadfather and True Adonis you can claim bragging rights over at least six of the usernames running you down in this thread.

Good work, a 16" arm on a natural is very good indeed.


The Luke

[James Phoenix]

Come on james, nobody will consider you MUSCULAR except for having some biceps. As for 16inch arms ....well...remember to measure the CIRCUMFERENCE, not the length of your arm,  , but you look alright for a beginner with limited equipment.

It's pretty funny you have to insult someone to complement them.

Is that because you're afraid of being perceived as gay if you simply said,

"you look alright for a beginner with limited equipment."

Backhanded compliments abounding.

I'm not trying to get huge, though I am impressed by it.
Everyone is impressed by huge muscles. It generates a reaction, whether it be one of awe or disgust...
It's like art in that sense. I am trying to develop a physique along the lines of Glenn Danzig, Van Damme, or Chris Angel.
It's entirely possible without drugs. I haven't being training or eating as well as I could have for the past 1 1/2,
and I've still attained a respectable level of muscularity relative to my frame. So I know I can do it...
You'll see a transformation. I'm eating right and working out with regularity now. 6 eggs in the morning (sans a few yokes),
a big meaty Italian sandwich or two at night. That's all I eat now.

This James Phoenix reminds me of Chris Angel, from Mind Freak. He has the same look, and almost the same build.James maybe you should see if you could be a double for Chris Angel on one his illusions, lol .