Author Topic: my new pick up line for the ladies (Read 2518 times)

Bast000 · « **on:** December 11, 2007, 06:36:33 PM »

'so... how much to fuck you?'

that's good right?

pkaz · « **Reply #1 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:02:10 PM »

Yea, but you coundnt get laid in a whore house with a fist full of $100 bills...

Bast000 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:04:18 PM »

Quote from: pkaz on December 11, 2007, 07:02:10 PM

Yea, but you coundnt get laid in a whore house with a fist full of $100 bills...

gayer than having the guys over for a tupperware party.

benchmstr · « **Reply #3 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:08:14 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on December 11, 2007, 06:36:33 PM

'so... how much to fuck you?'

that's good right?

your line is a little harsh.

try this

"so...have you ever made $15 the hard way?"

works 60% of the time,every time

bench

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #4 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:17:24 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on December 11, 2007, 07:08:14 PM

your line is a little harsh.

try this

"so...have you ever made $15 the hard way?"

works 60% of the time,every time

bench

lol

phemonmmill32 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:45:55 PM »

while on the topic of pick up lines

'if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together'

never works all the time

CARTEL · « **Reply #6 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:48:06 PM »

Since when did Bast start picking up ladies?

chaos · « **Reply #7 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:48:19 PM »

Quote from: phemonmmill32 on December 11, 2007, 07:45:55 PM

while on the topic of pick up lines

'if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together'

never works all the time

Great input..........

Matt C · « **Reply #8 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:54:15 PM »

"Want to fuck?" will work if you ask enough times.

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #9 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:55:48 PM »

I can watch that shit all day

Bast000 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:03:55 PM »

Quote from: CARTEL on December 11, 2007, 07:48:06 PM

Since when did Bast start picking up ladies?

Honestly, everything I try doesn't work. Even if I get a number I can't hold a long conversation to get anywhere with it. The girl has to approach me first or know people I know.

Option D · « **Reply #11 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:05:36 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on December 11, 2007, 08:03:55 PM

Honestly, everything I try doesn't work. Even if I get a number I can't hold a long conversation to get anywhere with it. The girl has to approach me first or know people I know.

i just take my shirt off.

chaos · « **Reply #12 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:07:28 PM »

Quote from: big_mal on December 11, 2007, 08:05:36 PM

i just take my shirt off.

hahahahhahaaaaaa oh man.........hahahahahaha aa

"I'm bigger than you are"

hahahahhahahahaha

Thanks for the memories "big"_mal.

Option D · « **Reply #13 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:08:18 PM »

Quote from: chaos on December 11, 2007, 08:07:28 PM

hahahahhahaaaaaa oh man.........hahahahahaha aa

"I'm bigger than you are" hahahahhahahahaha

Thanks for the memories "big"_mal.

Oh yeah....teh mal aims to please..sport

The Jeenius · « **Reply #14 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:08:52 PM »

How bout...
"you're so cute, can I touch your belly button?........................ ........................ ......... from the inside"

or

"Wanna go back to my place and play World Trade Center?........................ ..........

I'll just stand there while you blow the shit out of me"

Bast000 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:09:28 PM »

Quote from: big_mal on December 11, 2007, 08:05:36 PM

i just take my shirt off.

that probably only works if you're looking for a boyfriend.

Option D · « **Reply #16 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:10:10 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on December 11, 2007, 08:09:28 PM

that probably only works if you're looking for a boyfriend.

na it works for the biznitchezzz

Bast000 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:32:17 PM »

bottom line, all i had to eat today was beer and something i can't remember and I am angry because the tendinitis in my knee isn't getting any better.

marcus · « **Reply #18 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:35:22 PM »

Are you taking anything for it besides beer?

Bast000 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:37:57 PM »

Quote from: marcus on December 11, 2007, 08:35:22 PM

Are you taking anything for it besides beer?

glucosamine condroiton. I had eblow surgery a month ago so I can't train that region either. Half my joints are fucked at the moment.

Matt C · « **Reply #20 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:40:57 PM »

Quote from: The Jeenius on December 11, 2007, 08:08:52 PM

"Wanna go back to my place and play World Trade Center?........................ ..........

I'll just stand there while you blow the shit out of me"

HAHAHAHA!!!

Wait until 240 or Bust finds this post!

Bast000 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:43:00 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on December 11, 2007, 08:40:57 PM

HAHAHAHA!!!

Wait until 240 or Bust finds this post!

I'm gonna use that one. Then when the girl calls me an asshole I'll accuse her of being a lesbian.

figgs · « **Reply #22 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:44:03 PM »

Not many people realize this, but if Ron Paul were president he would legalize prostitution under the constitutional right for a human being to do as they please with their bodies as long as they're not hurting others. Our sex lives would be fantastic if we could fuck any kind of girl we like. It's going to be like online shopping for prostitutes and if I happen to be in the mood for an asian... height? weight? hair color? bust? ... who the fuck knows what else they can come up with!

Makes you wonder what prostitution is going to turn into. Another corporation? FUCK!

JediKnight · « **Reply #23 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:45:49 PM »

Bast, your a Genius. Thats the perfect pick up line. It works every time.

HTexan · « **Reply #24 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:52:14 PM »

the wink works... sometimes

see half of you want me

but im straight so back off!!