hahahahaha I liked the shopping one..
they just should get their mouth filled with a cock and shut up.
Someone once observed how it's funny that a woman can spot a single strand of blond hair on a man's tan jacket, but still miss the garage door when backing the car hahahaha
You've obviously met my wife (she actually bumped into the fuggin' garage door last month)
For your own sake I hope I haven't Just kidding mate. Check this out - pretty funny