Ladies Ever been FLASHED ???

[Princess L]

All throughout high school and early college there were several of us who hung out.  The core group was Kenny, me, Kathy, Tim and Tim.  One of the Tims parents were throwbacks and also nudists.  They all had grown up with Tim (through grade school) and it was just common knowledge and no big deal.   I on the other hand, thought it very weird and really didn’t understand the whole concept.      We rarely if ever saw his parents because they were either working or “camping” for the weekend.  This made for the perfect party house.  They always had “stash” lying around too.   

One year, New Years Eve,  a bunch of us met over at Tim’s to carpool downtown (about 30 miles).  After the midnight champagne toast we decided to go to a party back in our neck of the woods.  After a slow drive back out to the boonies (it was snowing and we were no doubt drunk) and arriving at Tims so we could each get our cars, Kathy and I had to pee.  The boys told us to just wait until we got to the other party because Tim’s parents were having a party.  Kathy and I were like “so what”, we just need to pee.  They insisted we wait or go outside, like them.  Like hell!  We begged.  We pleaded.  We said WE KNOW your parents are having a party. SO WHAT.  Finally, Kenny spelt it out for us.        Fine, everyone in the house is naked.  So what.  At that point we didn’t care we just HAD TO PEE.  Imagine our surprise when his mother and father greeted us from the top of the stairs with nothing but a cocktail and party hat.  We were so shocked we couldn’t look up.  Kenny took my hand and Tim took Kathy’s while we kept our eyes covered and led us to the bathroom.  I could see fat, old, naked people everywhere!  Wouldn’t ya know it, there was a wait at the bathroom door!  Hoping to wait for an opening and escape the sobering shock we just witnessed, I barged into Tim’s bedroom only to find an orgy going on.      Kathy and I grabbed each other and hightailed it out of the house and peed outside.  I don’t recall if we ever made it to the other party.

Years later, at a high school reunion, I brought this event up.  Funny how Kathy and I have vivid memories of the evening and the boys have no recollection at all.


That following summer, Kathy and I were mooned by a van full of guys 

[24KT]

All throughout high school and early college there were several of us who hung out.  The core group was Kenny, me, Kathy, Tim and Tim.  One of the Tims parents were throwbacks and also nudists.  They all had grown up with Tim (through grade school) and it was just common knowledge and no big deal.   I on the other hand, thought it very weird and really didn’t understand the whole concept.      We rarely if ever saw his parents because they were either working or “camping” for the weekend.  This made for the perfect party house.  They always had “stash” lying around too.   

One year, New Years Eve,  a bunch of us met over at Tim’s to carpool downtown (about 30 miles).  After the midnight champagne toast we decided to go to a party back in our neck of the woods.  After a slow drive back out to the boonies (it was snowing and we were no doubt drunk) and arriving at Tims so we could each get our cars, Kathy and I had to pee.  The boys told us to just wait until we got to the other party because Tim’s parents were having a party.  Kathy and I were like “so what”, we just need to pee.  They insisted we wait or go outside, like them.  Like hell!  We begged.  We pleaded.  We said WE KNOW your parents are having a party. SO WHAT.  Finally, Kenny spelt it out for us.        Fine, everyone in the house is naked.  So what.  At that point we didn’t care we just HAD TO PEE.  Imagine our surprise when his mother and father greeted us from the top of the stairs with nothing but a cocktail and party hat.  We were so shocked we couldn’t look up.  Kenny took my hand and Tim took Kathy’s while we kept our eyes covered and led us to the bathroom.  I could see fat, old, naked people everywhere!  Wouldn’t ya know it, there was a wait at the bathroom door!  Hoping to wait for an opening and escape the sobering shock we just witnessed, I barged into Tim’s bedroom only to find an orgy going on.      Kathy and I grabbed each other and hightailed it out of the house and peed outside.  I don’t recall if we ever made it to the other party.

Years later, at a high school reunion, I brought this event up.  Funny how Kathy and I have vivid memories of the evening and the boys have no recollection at all.


That following summer, Kathy and I were mooned by a van full of guys 

That is hilarious! I can only imagine the trauma.

I once knocked on a friend's door, only to have it answered by his new girlfriend. She was wearing only a very long t-shirt. I was shocked because I had previously worked with this girl, and the guy did not at all seem like her type, ...but then I remembered his father is a very famous director so...

I just stuttered, "Oh I'm sorry, this is obviously an inconvenient moment. I'll call later" and tried to hightail it away
The worst part was when she called him to the door. He showed up at the door wearing "Scooby Doo" underwear. 

It was a very jarring site. I don't know what was more disturbing & uncomfortable, ...seeing the mounds of flesh hanging over scooby doo underwear, or the realization that she was only with him because of who his father was.

I can't possibly imagine the shock of seeing a houseful of fat old naked people.  Ewww that must have been gross!

[Board_SHERIF]

Two legal flashes later this week:

1) Female Dermatologist to check me all over, with going to the Nudie beach I have had a couple of moles appear on my dick/balls - she will need to check them.

2) I will be showing a female massage therapist how to massage the prostrate and associated area...

[24KT]

TMI!!!

[Princess L]

The worst part was when she called him to the door. He showed up at the door wearing "Scooby Doo" underwear. 

For some reason I have visions of Tom Hanks 

[24KT]

For some reason I have visions of Tom Hanks 

If only the vision was that benign. 

I've known him since he was a kid barely 15, and have always seen him that way I suppose.
It was disturbing to suddenly see him as an overweight adult having sex. Yuck!

[xxxLinda]

Many many times.  I tend to laugh hysterically.  Especially in public.
xL

[24KT]

Update:

Ok, I gave in to temptation, ...and went to look him up on classmates.com. He wasn't registered. Phew!

I did see some other interesting stuff though. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

YIKES!!!!

I don't know what to do! Remember when I gave in to temptation and looked him up on classmates.com?

Well I just got an email update... he just registered there. {lol}

I'm sooo tempted to look him up, ...just to say hi, ...but at the same time, I wonder, ...would it really be so innocent?

Quick, ...I need some advice, should I leave well enough alone, ...or should I take that rain check from when we were kids and I was supposed to go over to his place and study for exams.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=189342.msg2614087#msg2614087

[Migs]

bunch of size queens lol

[Princess L]

YIKES!!!!

I don't know what to do! Remember when I gave in to temptation and looked him up on classmates.com?

Well I just got an email update... he just registered there. {lol}

I'm sooo tempted to look him up, ...just to say hi, ...but at the same time, I wonder, ...would it really be so innocent?

Quick, ...I need some advice, should I leave well enough alone, ...or should I take that rain check from when we were kids and I was supposed to go over to his place and study for exams.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=189342.msg2614087#msg2614087

Go ahead and say hi.  His memory of the incident may not be the same as yours anyway.  Be prepared for disappointment though.  Seems like the cute, fit ones never age well 

[24KT]

Go ahead and say hi.  His memory of the incident may not be the same as yours anyway.  Be prepared for disappoint though.  Seems like the cute, fit ones never age well 

Oh he aged well alright!    I've decided I'm going to look him up, ...but there will be absolutely nothing more than a platonic friendship.

Curiosity did get the better of me and I finally clicked on his profile. I realized why I hadn't been able to find any info on him before. I got the email notification under the name he had in highschool, but when I clicked on his profile, it was a completely different name. I could see in the picture that it was still him, but the name change threw me.

Usually when I see a pic, I can usually tell if it was taken at some formal occasion, a candid snapshot, vacation pics etc., etc., Whenever I see a black & white 8 x 10 portrait, ...in my mind that screams "actor's headshot." Sure enough, it was a headshot. Turns out after highschool he moved to Manhatten and changed his name, and coincidently pursued a career in the entertainment industry. I'm thinking oooh great, we have much in common. With my background, and contacts, I put on my sleuthing cap, and did a little checking (now that I knew his new name). Turns out he was a voice actor, ...not bad, 'cause the voice-over market is a very tough nut to crack. ...but alas, it appears that all that hot sexy cuteness which incidently is still there, could not be contained within the mere confines of a recording studio's soundbooth. Let's just say... he found a way to make that giant tool pay off for him in a big way, ...while at the same time indulging his tendency for exhibitionism.   

About 10 years ago, he hopped out from behind the microphone and fed two birds with one worm, so to speak, ...one extremely large worm. {pssst} or would anaconda be more appropriate?

I can't say that I'm surprised...  I've always joked that one day he might end up doing that. I was right. 

Now, ...to go track down and rent some of those titles....     (It's ok, 'cause it's only soft core) 

[Migs]

look me in the eyes and tell me you didn't just tell a fib about it being only platonic.  Go ahead...I've got nothing going on...

[24KT]

look me in the eyes and tell me you didn't just tell a fib about it being only platonic.  Go ahead...I've got nothing going on...

I did NOT just tell a fib when I said it would be only platonic. Didn't you hear, ...he became a porn actor. 
Sheesh Miggy, I know you're slow, ...but do try to keep up! 

[Migs]

sheesh i'm the energizer bunny.  Wait different topic.  So he does porn, I got that, still means you would do the horizontal mambo, the laydown cha-cha, lazy lambada (the forbidden dance).

those eyes are freaky...My eyes don't like them

[24KT]

sheesh i'm the energizer bunny.  Wait different topic.  So he does porn, I got that, still means you would do the horizontal mambo, the laydown cha-cha, lazy lambada (the forbidden dance).

With a porn star?!     Surely you jest?!     
Jaggy wouldn't get jiggy with a porn star, not even using Pam Anderson's anatomy. 

those eyes are freaky...My eyes don't like them

sorry... lost my other eyeballs in a computer crash last year.

are these better?

         

[Migs]

With a porn star?!     Surely you jest?!     
Jaggy wouldn't get jiggy with a porn star, not even using Pam Anderson's anatomy. 

sorry... lost my other eyeballs in a computer crash last year.

are these better?

         

why not jaggypoo?  there are condoms you can use.   

yes those eyes are better thanks.  I want nice eyes.

[24KT]

why not jaggypoo?  there are condoms you can use.   

yes those eyes are better thanks.  I want nice eyes.

Condoms are a must regardless. It's not the condom, ...but the member inside that's the problem. 

Sheesh miggy, ...you better recharge those batteries, ...you're not keeping up.

[Migs]

but the member is wrapped up. wth...

you're making crap up know. you are giving me a twitch

[24KT]

but the member is wrapped up. wth...

you're making crap up know. you are giving me a twitch

{giggle} no not making anything up.

Let me be perfectly clear, as well I understand Grant occasionally pops in here too,
...so in the interest of neither giving the wrong impression nor offending Grant, ...let me clarify.

I understand the anatomy's of those who work in that industry are amongst the cleanest one can find,
...however, I don't think I possess either the mental or emotional strength required to be involved with someone who did that for a living. I can't abide by a man who has to "give it all at the office" and has none left over when he's off the clock.

I don't know... maybe I'm being too hasty and too judgemental. I think I may need to screen some of it first.
From what I understand, they're mostly comedies with a lot of nudity... so I'll hold off until I screen them.
If it's just nudity and simulated action... feh, ...but if there's actual contact, ...even if cut out in editing, that's a whole nother story.

[Migs]

hmm, ok.

so...wanna come over so we can screen some movies?  I mean in the name of scientifc research of course

[24KT]

hmm, ok.

so...wanna come over so we can screen some movies?  I mean in the name of scientifc research of course

Tell you what?  Why don't you start the research without me, I'll be over in a bit.
In the meantime, ...you could ponder the principles of engineering required to hoist these babies into the air.

[Migs]

that would be scarey

[24KT]

that would be scarey

That would keep you occupied for days.

[Migs]

um, way to big for my taste.

[24KT]

um, way to big for my taste.

C'mon Miggy, ...this is Jag you're talking to?
I don't believe such a thing even possible, ...not in your case.