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Stark

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Van Damme all you need to know is right here:
« on: December 13, 2007, 01:20:57 PM »



Name: Jean-Claude Van DammeAKA Jean-Claude Camille François Van Varenburg

Born: 18-Oct-1960
Birthplace: Sint-Agatha Berchem, Belgium

Gender: Male
Religion: Roman Catholic
Race or Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Actor

Nationality: United States
Executive summary: Timecop

Got knocked out on 4-Feb-1998 by Mickey Rourke's bodyguard Chuck Zito in the Score's parking lot.

Father: Eugene van Varenberg
Mother: Eliana van Varenberg
Wife: Maria Rodriguez (m. 1984, div.)
Wife: Cynthia Derdian (m. 1985, div. 1986)
Wife: Gladys Portugues (m. 1986, div. Jul-1992, remarried 1999)
Wife: Darcy LaPier (m. 3-Feb-1994, div. Nov-1997)




Learn this by heart only than can you join Team Van Damme
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Re: Van Damme all you need to know is right here:
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 01:22:17 PM »
SLICE AND DICE
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Re: Van Damme all you need to know is right here:
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2007, 01:23:16 PM »
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Re: Van Damme all you need to know is right here:
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2007, 01:24:35 PM »
TEAM STALLONE BABY!!!!!
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Re: Van Damme all you need to know is right here:
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2007, 01:26:45 PM »
i'd pay to sniff the panties of the bitches that Van Damme TURNED DOWN let alone fuccked, i'll gaurantee that guy got so much top notch vag that it was unreal.
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Re: Van Damme all you need to know is right here:
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2007, 01:29:07 PM »
Quote from: Go 4 It on December 13, 2007, 01:24:35 PM
TEAM STALLONE BABY!!!!!

Jesus Stallone looks skinny there, check out Van Damme
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Re: Van Damme all you need to know is right here:
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2007, 01:32:52 PM »
Quote from: Stark on December 13, 2007, 01:29:07 PM
Jesus Stallone looks skinny there, check out Van Damme

Looks at those dirty 80's skanks those guys have.  FUCK YES
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Re: Van Damme all you need to know is right here:
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2007, 01:34:45 PM »
Quote from: wisconsinBB on December 13, 2007, 01:32:52 PM
Looks at those dirty 80's skanks those guys have.  FUCK YES
i'll gaurantee you Van Damme left every hotel room he stayed in smelling like tuna, cheese and yeast, the man was a pusssy wrecking machine.
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Re: Van Damme all you need to know is right here:
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2007, 01:35:38 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on December 13, 2007, 01:34:45 PM
i'll gaurantee you Van Damme left every hotel room he stayed in smelling like tuna, cheese and yeast, the man was a pusssy wrecking machine.


Amen to that! 
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