Tell him to keep his head up.
In prision they'll think he's a bitch otherwise.
Also, ask him if there's kind of a time-out prison tattoo... you know, tear drops and shit like that.
Also, I really want know if he's joined the Latin Kings, Crips or some other gang for protection.
Was gonna say Nation of Islam but I really can't remember if that fucker has my phone number, LOL!