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xxxLinda

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First time for everything...Was it wonderful or awful?
« on: December 16, 2007, 05:28:58 PM »
I was 16. 
Amazing fantastic wonderful memory...
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Will anyone else tell their losing their virginity story?


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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2007, 05:46:42 PM »
I lost mine in a park after my sisters wedding. A friend of mine and i went to In n Out (great Southern Cali. hamburger joint) and met up with a hot family friend...i had known him for years. We went to the park down the street and "did" it. It really was no biggie.

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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2007, 11:31:13 PM »
Do you mean the 1st. time I lost it, ...or the last time I lost it?  :P

...and are we talking the letter of the law or the spirit of the law?  ;)
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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2007, 06:56:18 PM »
I lost it after forcing my gf to have sex hahaha
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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2007, 07:25:26 AM »
I lost my virginity to my husband one month before my 14th birthday  :o

We had all ready been together a year or so and he was PRESSURING me ;)

Was it wonderful? Hell no, hurt like hell!
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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2007, 08:44:23 AM »
(I'm not a girl but here goes...)

Mine was pretty standard. A serious girlfriend in high school. "hey you want to have sex?" "sure do you?" "ok let's go.". That was about it & twenty minutes later it was over. I can remember the song that was playing during too ("yellow leadbetter" - somehow it got stuck on repeat).

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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2007, 10:43:33 AM »
in jail against my will.................... ...........

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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2007, 11:01:10 AM »
in jail against my with will.................... ...........


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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2007, 12:36:05 PM »
I can remember the song that was playing during too


I think that if blokes join in, this could be a funny thread.  It's a big event after all?

xL

(I remember "making out" to Gary Glitter (heaven forbid!) Rock n' Roll, rock, rock n'roll, rock no roll rock... 

...I have far more stories about not losing my virginity than I do about the time it actually happened.

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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2007, 10:36:10 AM »
This thread of stories is starting to make me pitch a tent  :P

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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2007, 11:40:21 AM »
I was 16 and my GF was 15. We parked out in the middle of nowhere...afterward I got my car stuck in the mud trying to turn around.  so I got out to push while she attempted to drive,problem was it was a stick shift and she kept killing the engine.....SO  she had to push the car out of the mud  while I drove...hahaha I had a wrestling tournament the next day,and I got the shit kicked out of me,but  couldn't care less ...I just kept think'n "I got laid"  ;D 

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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2007, 09:45:21 AM »
I lost mine along with 3 other tweens to a grotesque hunk of a woman named Hanky! She was 18; I was maybe 12 and visiting my grandmother's farm in central Georgia for the summer like I always had. Hanky would always corral my friends and me together in this old raggedy barn and put on a strip show for us; yes it was a hideous experience. She would show us parts of her body that young naive boys were not ready to see! After the strip show she would line us up lying down on our backs with our pants down on the hay covered dirt floor and perform fellatio on each one of us; no one ever climaxed as I remembered.  I can only assume we had no idea what she was doing or just too scared and inexperienced to know any better. One day she tricked me into smoking a joint with her (told me I would look cool smoking a cig), I remember being so high all I could do was lay on the floor laughing and totally submissive to her will. She had her way with me and that was the day I lost my virginity, a day that will live in infamy!

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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2007, 10:49:14 AM »
This thread of stories is starting to make me pitch a tent  :P

I heard a funny joke about that, but can't remember the punch line properly.

Think it was perhaps something about being "camper than a field full of tents...
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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2007, 11:02:59 AM »
Sorry, you asked I told.
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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2007, 11:52:19 AM »
Jesus !!

Here's me thinking we could do a nice little fond memories of a virgin (kinda Christmassy thread) and instead you lot have only horrific tales to tell.


I'm sorry for bringing the subject up

(I still have more funny stories about all the times I decided not to lose mine.  Guess I didn't realise that I must be thankful that I was able to choose and can therefore live with a truly happy memory...


Anyone else out there able to post a story which will cheer us all up?

Pleeeeaaaassseeee...
xL

Well, I could tell you funny stories of how I helped a number of females lose their virginity (consensually of course).

Just got off the ph with my sister and she informed me that Hanky the Hoe spends her weekdays and weekends at home with family  (5 Kids) and her weeknights in a halfway house for the mentally handicapped. Evidently she took up inhaling gasoline (among other things) got in a lot of trouble with the law throughout her adult life and is now only able to work during daylight hours at their local WalMart handing out stickers to customers returning merchandise.

As odd as this may seem, I kinda feel sad for her.
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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2007, 12:19:17 PM »

Epic meltdown

This thread is great, dont delete it <3 <3 <3

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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2007, 12:29:39 PM »

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I hear ya and I have and idea.  ;)
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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2007, 12:34:11 PM »
Playboy you are missing xxxlinda's point, and as laura said, its just past, so why delete this thread anyway.
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Re: First time for everything...Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2007, 01:05:15 PM »
perhaps they get paid $2 per delete so she'll earn more deleting each and every one of 3 pages of our posts.


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Re: First time for everything...Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2007, 01:11:33 PM »
perhaps they get paid $2 per delete so she'll earn more deleting each and every one of 3 pages of our posts.

better than her getting paid $1 for each of her thoughts...

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Linda, do you have a problem with me deleting posts that make other members uncomfortable?
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Re: First time for everything...Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2007, 01:16:06 PM »
I thought the deal was that if it makes you uncomfortable, you go to the girly board where everyone is nice and fluffy and open and honest and lovely dovey.

I was also under the impression that we were supposed to have a forum.


You decided to respond to this thread yesterday, then deleted yours and everyone else's cryptic comments even though all and sundry were polite to you.

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Re: First time for everything...Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2007, 01:21:31 PM »
I thought the deal was that if it makes you uncomfortable, you go to the girly board where everyone is nice and fluffy and open and honest and lovely dovey.

I was also under the impression that we were supposed to have a forum.


You decided to respond to this thread yesterday, then deleted yours and everyone else's cryptic comments even though all and sundry were polite to you.

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I didn't delete them because anyone was mean, Linda.  I deleted them because number 1: it brought the mood (that you were looking for - upbeat and funny) down and number 2: because my post made certain members very uncomfortable.
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Re: How did you lose your virginity? Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2007, 01:22:49 PM »
Playboy you are missing xxxlinda's point, and as laura said, its just past, so why delete this thread anyway.
You mean in all those paragraphs of rambling there's a point?

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Re: First time for everything...Was it wonderful or awful?
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2007, 01:24:32 PM »
look, I'm sorry.  if you have issues i assure you i understand.

perhaps you're great at editing threads, i wouldn't have a clue.


take care
merry everything and happy always
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