Pumphard's "Twelve Days of Christmas" thread

[Havenbull]

On the First Day of Christmas, pumphard gave to me:

a little boy in a bikini

[Havenbull]

On the Second Day of Christmas, pumphard gave to me:

two double D's
and a little boy in a bikini



(keep it going guys  )

[EL Mariachi]

pumphard really did a number on you. i bet he haunts you in your dreams

[PANDAEMONIUM]

hahaha, this thread should be stickied.  A classic in the making....

On the Third Day of Christmas, pumphard gave to me:

three gallons of milk from his tits
two double D's
and a little boy in a bikini

[Havenbull]

On the Fourth Day of Christmas, pumphard have to me:

four stinking wives
three gallons of milk from his tits
two double D's
and a little boy in a bikini

[PANDAEMONIUM]

On the Fifth Day of Christmas, pumphard gave to me:

five felony counts of underage child assault
four stinking wives
three gallons of milk from his tits
two double D's
and a little boy in a bikini

[pumphard]

I think I fvcked their heads for life.........

[avesher]

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, pumphard gave to me:

Six threads with meaningless internet threats
five felony counts of underage child assault
four stinking wives
three gallons of milk from his tits
two double D's
and a little boy in a bikini

[pumphard]

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, pumphard gave to me:

Six threads with meaningless internet threats
five felony counts of underage child assault
four stinking wives
three gallons of milk from his tits
two double D's
and a little boy in a bikini

look who joined in, all the way from the slums of Saskatoon

[avesher]

look who joined in, all the way from the slums of Saskatoon

yes Mr. I will meet anyone anywhere (but obviously not mean it)

[pumphard]

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, pumphard gave to me:

Six threads with meaningless internet threats
five felony counts of underage child assault
four stinking wives
three gallons of milk from his tits
two double D's
and a little boy in a bikini

yours would be too easy........

6 tablets of prozac
5 lines of cock
4 welfare checks
3 baby mothers
2 eviction notices
and a native status card

[avesher]

yours would be too easy........

6 tablets of prozac
5 lines of cock
4 welfare checks
3 baby mothers
2 eviction notices
and a native status card

you know I gotta give him credit--this is actually pretty damn funny--except for first day-- look at my pics--I'm as caucasian as can be--pumphard I give you two thumbs up for this one--seriously

[Havenbull]

On the Seventh day of Christmas, pumphard gave to me:

seven toddlers strangled
six threads with meaningless internet threats
five felony counts of underage child assault
four stinking wives
three gallons of milk from his tits
two double D's
and a little boy in a bikini

[avesher]

On the Eighth day of Christmas, pumphard gave to me:

his total 8 iq points
seven toddlers strangled
six threads with meaningless internet threats
five felony counts of underage child assault
four stinking wives
three gallons of milk from his tits
two double D's
and a little boy in a bikini

[pumphard]

On the Seventh day of Christmas, pumphard gave to me:

seven toddlers strangled
six threads with meaningless internet threats
five felony counts of underage child assault
four stinking wives
three gallons of milk from his tits
two double D's
and a little boy in a bikini

You can sing it to pandaemonium, masterassblaster and bitchfury on Christmas eve around the fireplace just before you use them as your human sperm bank............

[bigkubby]

You can sing it to pandaemonium, masterassblaster and bitchfury on Christmas eve around the fireplace just before you use them as your human sperm bank............

they willl all pick on and team up on pandapuss they will shove their throbbing cock in his throat brutally stretch his anal cavity all the way way to his rectum by the fire place all bust nuts in each others mouths and spit it back in the sperm donors mouth and finally set panda on fire in there trunk and abandon the vehicle in las vagas desert only in an attempt to be around more men that would take advantage of them

[chaos]

On the ninth day of Christmas, pumphard gave to me,


9 stubby sausage fingers
his total 8 iq points
seven toddlers strangled
six threads with meaningless internet threats
five felony counts of underage child assault
four stinking wives
three gallons of milk from his tits
two double D's
and a little boy in a bikini

[bigkubby]

On the ninth day of Christmas, pumphard gave to me,


9 stubby sausage fingers
his total 8 iq points
seven toddlers strangled
six threads with meaningless internet threats
five felony counts of underage child assault
four stinking wives
three gallons of milk from his tits
two double D's
and a little boy in a bikini

[pumphard]

On the ninth day of Christmas, pumphard gave to me,


9 stubby sausage fingers
his total 8 iq points
seven toddlers strangled
six threads with meaningless internet threats
five felony counts of underage child assault
four stinking wives
three gallons of milk from his tits
two double D's
and a little boy in a bikini

it was going good, and you just killed it.......

[pumphard]

they willl all pick on and team up on pandapuss they will shove their throbbing cock in his throat brutally stretch his anal cavity all the way way to his rectum by the fire place all bust nuts in each others mouths and spit it back in the sperm donors mouth and finally set panda on fire in there trunk and abandon the vehicle in las vagas desert only in an attempt to be around more men that would take advantage of them

the way they carry on in this board,you would think they'd pleasure themselves on a constant basis

[Havenbull]

On the Tenth day of Christmas, pumphard gave to me,

Ten Thai websites
9 stubby sausage fingers
his total 8 iq points
seven toddlers strangled
six threads with meaningless internet threats
five felony counts of underage child assault
four stinking wives
three gallons of milk from his tits
two double D's
and a little boy in a bikini

[pumphard]

On the Tenth day of Christmas, pumphard gave to me,

Ten Thai websites
9 stubby sausage fingers
his total 8 iq points
seven toddlers strangled
six threads with meaningless internet threats
five felony counts of underage child assault
four stinking wives
three gallons of milk from his tits
two double D's
and a little boy in a bikini

thought you were going to throw in your gay website.........

[pumphard]

btw, whatever happened to your gay website, did you shut it down when you got exposed........just asking

[Fury]

HAHAHAHA

[Master Blaster]

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Pumpy gave to me:

Eleven Sneeky Dees customers missing
Ten Thai websites
9 stubby sausage fingers
his total 8 iq points
seven toddlers strangled
six threads with meaningless internet threats
five felony counts of underage child assault
four stinking wives
three gallons of milk from his tits
two double D's
and a little boy in a bikini