Some have wondered if Melvin was a woman who took steroids to look like a man! Interesting theory. He still has a squeaky voice as heard on his site and the MD video interview with Billy Guns. Those breasts on Melvin might have a natural origin! We still haven't seen Melvin with a girlfriend.
I try to keep a balance re the treatment of Melvin Goodrum. He represents the dreamer in all of us and he battles on against the pile of crap descending on him daily. This person is an internet legend, even in his own mind, which is perfect.
The Goodrum threads and posts are infinitely more entertaining than anything Debussey or Goatboy can come up with!!