Here I'll start.
I'd love to stick my tongue so far up in that ass I could taste the burritos she ate for dinner.
like you know what that is
Most people are familiar with the "burito." Maybe it's pretty exotic up north?
you should be familiar with it, with all the porn you've seen in your mom's basement
less yap more pics
How about an ex-wife/girlfriend nude thread? We can really degrade those whores.