New Year's resolutions? What is yours?

[Camel Jockey]

Fuck more spanish hookers.

Do more ecstasy.

Do better in school.

Grow the back ends of my hair in order to have the American Psycho Pat Bateman hair style.

Steal a pair of Oliver People's horn rimmed glasses in order to look my idol Nasser.

Increase my recreational drug use.

Buy a pair of suspenders.

Some Valentino and Hugo Boss shirts and a dark gray blazer.

A nice pair of shoes.

Bring up my legs and chest.

Break my record of 16 Coronas in a night.

Take a chick out to see some gay Will Smith flick and then give her GHB.

Learn how to tie a bow-tie.

Buy a dark blue pinstripe vest.

A Valentino suit.

A ruby red pair of Oakley juliets to go along with my wired rimmed iridium ones.

Rub a gram of coke on my gums and get into a bar fight.

[The Master]

More alonetime with Gary Busey.

[Rimbaud]

If I could go back in time about 13 years I would make the resolution to date/fuck more Catholic School girls. 

[Mad Nickels]

I would make the resolution to date/fuck more 13 year old Catholic School girls. 

You.   Sick.   Bastard.

[cht868]

squat 675 for 18 reps so i can claim to be stronger than johnny jackson

[Rimbaud]

You.   Sick.   Bastard.

I would've been in High School 13 years ago...it's nothing illegal.

I take it your someone who's never dated a Catholic School Girl eh?

[JasonH]

Post a Youtube video backing up my strength claims. 

[jdooly]

buy every MuscleTech product sold and stack everything all at once!!  Again!!

[Andre Nickatina]

quit drinkin these

[Camel Jockey]

Andre, you're ripped bro. Drink is one of life's great pleasures!

 

[Ron]

Lose at least 30 pounds...

Oh, that was one of last years resolutions? Or was that 2006? Or 2005? Or 2004?   

WTF, just bring me the Orange Chicken now...

[Camel Jockey]

Lose at least 30 pounds...

Oh, that was one of last years resolutions? Or was that 2006? Or 2005? Or 2004?   

WTF, just bring me the Orange Chicken now...

I have one similar, just substitute general tso's for orange chicken. 

[McFarland]

Good list, Camel Jockey.  Happy Christmas Eve Nasser Night. 

[Bast000]

Good list, Camel Jockey.  Happy Christmas Eve Nasser Night. 

what religion is Nasser?  Team Nasser must convert to it, whatever it is.

[McFarland]

what religion is Nasser?  Team Nasser must convert to it, whatever it is.

All of them? 

[phemonmmill32]

hook up with more older women
hook up with at least one athlete (a chick you homos) at my school on scholly
watch more football
play more blackjack
make better grades and hopefully graduate
not let the negativity and insecurities on this board rub off on me

Merry Christmas everybody

[Croatch]

To have no resolution, like the past 20 years.
I always laugh at when the #1 resolution is to "go on a diet"..hahah
Gotta love these people.  Years and years go by, and they just don't get it.  Here's one, change your fucking lifestyle.
Should be a fun month in the gym.  All the resolution freaks will be hitting it hard!  It's interested to see how many people don't stick with an exercise program for even a few months, let alone years.  Then again, without drugs, gaining a few pounds of muscle in an entire year of work, is simply too much for most to handle.  Or taking 6 months to drop 20lbs of fat.
Have to love the easy gain mentality of most people out there.

[The Master]

To have no resolution, like the past 20 years.
I always laugh at when the #1 resolution is to "go on a diet"..hahah
Gotta love these people.  Years and years go by, and they just don't get it.  Here's one, change your fucking lifestyle.
Should be a fun month in the gym.  All the resolution freaks will be hitting it hard!  It's interested to see how many people don't stick with an exercise program for even a few months, let alone years.  Then again, without drugs, gaining a few pounds of muscle in an entire year of work, is simply too much for most to handle.  Or taking 6 months to drop 20lbs of fat.
Have to love the easy gain mentality of most people out there.

That is doable for almost anyone with a minimum of discipline and consistency in their efforts.

[Croatch]

That is doable for almost anyone with a minimum of discipline and consistency in their efforts.

Yeah, it depends on the body type and how much fat it there to begin with.  I would always tell people, if you go for 6 months and aren't where you want to be, do cardio in the morning too and drop some calories.
AMAZING GROUND BREAKING ADVICE!!!
haah, so true though.  People don't want to hear that shit though.  They want a magic pill, rather than to work for results.

[Ursus]

Every girl bar one i have ever gone out with was a catholic schoolgirl

hmm my goals tho

graduate from uni
get my license
save a bit of money
take bbuilding a bit more seriously
aim for 250lbs b/w being lean
get better at boxing

all i can think of. oh one other one i wont post here lol

[Camel Jockey]

Yeah, it depends on the body type and how much fat it there to begin with.  I would always tell people, if you go for 6 months and aren't where you want to be, do cardio in the morning too and drop some calories.
AMAZING GROUND BREAKING ADVICE!!!
haah, so true though.  People don't want to hear that shit though.  They want a magic pill, rather than to work for results.

hahahah, as though people would take that advice.

It's always some bullshit fad diet, or substituting whole grains in for some junk but still eating the same amount of calories as before, or some bullshit work related excuse.

I of course can honor my resolution by calling some crazy el salvadorian pimp. 

get my license

Firearms?

[Man of Steel]

Fuck more spanish hookers.

Do more ecstasy.

Do better in school.

Grow the back ends of my hair in order to have the American Psycho Pat Bateman hair style.

Steal a pair of Oliver People's horn rimmed glasses in order to look my idol Nasser.

Increase my recreational drug use.

Buy a pair of suspenders.

Some Valentino and Hugo Boss shirts and a dark gray blazer.

A nice pair of shoes.

Bring up my legs and chest.

Break my record of 16 Coronas in a night.

Take a chick out to see some gay Will Smith flick and then give her GHB.

Learn how to tie a bow-tie.

Buy a dark blue pinstripe vest.

A Valentino suit.

A ruby red pair of Oakley juliets to go along with my wired rimmed iridium ones.

Rub a gram of coke on my gums and get into a bar fight.

AAAHAHAHAHA!!!!  I support everything on your list....good luck!!

[Quickerblade]

i think gyms make a killing in the first week of jan due to new years res, the hook em up for a year contract, then many of them stop training by jan10th..Watch the gyms in jan, the first week or 2 will be very busy, due to holidays and resolutions, by jan 10th resolutions will be out the door and there lack of willpower will be sickening

[Camel Jockey]

i think gyms make a killing in the first week of jan due to new years res, the hook em up for a year contract, then many of them stop training by jan10th..Watch the gyms in jan, the first week or 2 will be very busy, due to holidays and resolutions, by jan 10th resolutions will be out the door and there lack of willpower will be sickening

1st week consists of the stairstepper for 10 minutes, machines for 15 minutes, 30 minutes of making it their business to tell people how they're reforming. Week two, just minus the machines. Week three is just spending your time whining to season gym goers about how it all conflicts with your work/lifestyle. Week 4 is giving up.

[joelocal]

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