True Arnold Story Probably New To Most Of You

[JimmyThomson]

Mr Moosejay, I Like Katz very much. I just wish he had been a bit stronger. No need for him to be meek.  Tell him Jimmy Thomson said hello and watch his face erupt in smiles. 

[Moosejay]

Mr Moosejay, I Like Katz very much. I just wish he had been a bit stronger. No need for him to be meek.  Tell him Jimmy Thomson said hello and watch his face erupt in smiles. 

I certainly will, my friend. All my best to you and a happy new year,

Mike

[Moosejay]

Moosejay you really hang on to the past don't you?  Future got ya scared?  Scared of gettin old?  Scared of dyin?

I am sitting here with cancer right now.

Likely nothing can be done. Funny...this is the first time I have actually written this out.

And, "Avesher"...there is no future without the past.

Learn something. Be my friend. Or a friend to anyone. Can you do that?

Quell your anger. It does you nor anyone else any good.

Mike

[avesher]

I am sitting here with cancer right now.

Likely nothing can be done. Funny...this is the first time I have actually written this out.

And, "Avesher"...there is no future without the past.

Learn something. Be my friend. Or a friend to anyone. Can you do that?

Quell your anger. It does you nor anyone else any good.

Mike

and I feel like the biggest asshole on the planet right now

my sincerest apologies and I will work on cleaning up my act

I am a dick

[McFarland]

Whoa.

[Moosejay]

and I feel like the biggest asshole on the planet right now

my sincerest apologies and I will work on cleaning up my act

I am a dick

Avesher...please you are not a dick. Just the fact that you realize you may have erred lends to your salvation. Your life will be grand...savor it.

Mike---no need to mention this anymore,

[Moosejay]

Mr Moosejay, I Like Katz very much. I just wish he had been a bit stronger. No need for him to be meek.  Tell him Jimmy Thomson said hello and watch his face erupt in smiles. 

Jimmy:

One question:

Do you mean Mike was physically weak...or that he was weak cause he could not turn down the sandwich??!!---funnyy...I will bust him all day on that!!!

[Moosejay]

One funny thing about big Mike is that whenever I lunch with him, he still orders chicken and dry potato...even though 63 and not training terribly hard anymore(two wrist and two shoulder surgeries will do that).

Always great times and stories when with Mike!

Mike

[KillerMonk]

No idea what a 'heil Hitler' song is either..but it's pretty well known that Arnold was very charming and witty but sometimes his humor was very cutting and savage. He has mercilessly teased just about everyone at some point.

 His father was, of course, a Nazi..Not that Arnold is an anti-Semite. He wouldn't have been as successful at bodybuilding, films and politics if he was..no way when you consider the important role that Jews have in all those industries.

His father was proven not to be a Nazi but an Austrian Police officer, had that rumour be true he would not be Governor

[Moosejay]

His father was proven not to be a Nazi but an Austrian Police officer, had that rumour be true he would not be Governor

Agreed.

Mike

[Deadpool]

wendy leigh had a picture of arnold's father's nazi membership card in her book arnold 

[KillerMonk]

wendy leigh had a picture of arnold's father's nazi membership card in her book arnold 

If its in fact a guenuine document,Arnold hired many researchers and historians to look in his father past with no proof of him being a Nazi, so i take that membership card with a grain of salt.

[Deadpool]

it is.  the arnold people went out of their way to not get wendy's book published. 

[KillerMonk]

it is.  the arnold people went out of their way to not get wendy's book published. 

I could be wrong ,but it would be a story for the ages if he ever ran for President.

[JimmyThomson]

OK kids (and I mean that in a fatherly way) let me clear this up for you. I spoke with Arnold about this back in the 70's. As an ex soldier of the Black Watch who hated the Hun I asked him about his father's association with the Nazis. Yes if you were a civilian you had to volunteer to become a Nazi but if you were a soldier or Police Officer you were drafted by default or else you faced prision or worse. Herr Scwartzenegger was a Police Chief in Austria in 1939 therefore he joined automatically by default.   You and I would have done the same thing because Hitler was the ultimate motivational speaker. They really believed they would rule the world but then again they hadn't counted on the Americans or the attitude of the Black Watch of Scotland. Scotland has never been conquered, not by the Greeks, the Romans (Hadrian's Wall was built to keep us out of Roman controlled England) or the English and we sure as hell weren't going to let a little Austrian chump break the habit. If the Stormtroopers had entered Scotland they would have been mutilated and dumped in salt before they could say Hiel Hitler. We don't fuck around in Scotland as the Terrorists at Glasgow Airport found out this June. "This is Scotland we'll set about you"  said a baggage handler right after booting the fuck out of a would be terrorist.  

[Deadpool]

scots.  not scotch.  scotch is a drink!

(my scottish great aunt always used to correct us) 

[JimmyThomson]

You are right Medford, but what bastard said Scotch?
I will give them a Glasgow kiss immediately.....

[Moosejay]

OK kids (and I mean that in a fatherly way) let me clear this up for you. I spoke with Arnold about this back in the 70's. As an ex soldier of the Black Watch who hated the Hun I asked him about his father's association with the Nazis. Yes if you were a civilian you had to volunteer to become a Nazi but if you were a soldier or Police Officer you were drafted by default or else you faced prision or worse. Herr Scwartzenegger was a Police Chief in Austria in 1939 therefore he joined automatically by default.   You and I would have done the same thing because Hitler was the ultimate motivational speaker. They really believed they would rule the world but then again they hadn't counted on the Americans or the attitude of the Black Watch of Scotland. Scotland has never been conquered, not by the Greeks, the Romans (Hadrian's Wall was built to keep us out of Roman controlled England) or the English and we sure as hell weren't going to let a little Austrian chump break the habit. If the Stormtroopers had entered Scotland they would have been mutilated and dumped in salt before they could say Hiel Hitler. We don't fuck around in Scotland as the Terrorists at Glasgow Airport found out this June. "This is Scotland we'll set about you"  said a baggage handler right after booting the fuck out of a would be terrorist.  

Thats beautiful...I love Scotland!

Mike

[emn1964]

#1: Did not say it was katz

#2: Because they all wanted to be around Arnie anyway...he was the best and they figured being belittled by him was better than living in ignonimity

So pathetic that people would want to hang around someone that belittled them.  What a bunch of sad nut huggers

[Moosejay]

So pathetic that people would want to hang around someone that belittled them.  What a bunch of sad nut huggers

You may be surprised at how you yourself may act around one whom you thought may be rich, famous, powewrful, or all of the above.

Mike

[emn1964]

You may be surprised at how you yourself may act around one whom you thought may be rich, famous, powewrful, or all of the above.

Mike

 

[Moosejay]

I'd heard one where Arnold pummeled one of the Kennedy bros who made fun of his brusqueness at his and Maria's engagement party.

He grabbed him, smashed him against the wall with pots and pans flying, and said, "If you or any of your relatives ever make fun of me or my family again...I will end you."

And that, folks, I totally believe.

mike

[emn1964]

I'd heard one where Arnold pummeled one of the Kennedy bros who made fun of his brusqueness at his and Maria's engagement party.

He grabbed him, smashed him against the wall with pots and pans flying, and said, "If you or any of your relatives ever make fun of me or my family again...I will end you."

And that, folks, I totally believe.

I'll say it again...

mike

[Moosejay]

Sorry, slimshady or eminem, but I have a hard time getting you. Maybe I am just slow or too high.

Mike

[Quickerblade]

Sorry, slimshady or eminem, but I have a hard time getting you. Maybe I am just slow or too high.

Mike

your really taking this cancer thing to far.