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The Husband Store
« on: December 27, 2007, 10:33:47 AM »
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.  You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 14,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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Re: The Husband Store
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2007, 10:39:17 AM »

Floor 6 - You are visitor 14,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


Epic truth. Women have a huge list of what they are looking for in a man, but fail completely to take an honest look at their own qualities.    :D

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Re: The Husband Store
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2007, 11:12:57 AM »
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Re: The Husband Store
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2007, 02:48:26 PM »

Epic truth. Women have a huge list of what they are looking for in a man, but fail completely to take an honest look at their own qualities.    :D
Very true. They may pretend like they want a Mr. Wonderful but the truth is they all fall for the OUTLAW.

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Re: The Husband Store
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2007, 03:02:44 PM »
A new Wife Store opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

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Re: The Husband Store
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2007, 03:10:50 PM »
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.  You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 14,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

A new Wife Store opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

lol!
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Re: The Husband Store
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2007, 01:24:49 AM »
A new Wife Store opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

You have to be careful at second floor.

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Re: The Husband Store
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2007, 09:31:12 PM »
A new Wife Store opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

The wives would also come with remotes. To turn her "off" or "on" with a push of a button, and to turn the volume down. "Honey, I see your lips moving, but nothing is coming out"

But, then again, you would never be able to find the remote, or the batteries would be taken out of it

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Re: The Husband Store
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2007, 07:07:37 AM »
The wives would also come with remotes. To turn her "off" or "on" with a push of a button, and to turn the volume down. "Honey, I see your lips moving, but nothing is coming out"

But, then again, you would never be able to find the remote, or the batteries would be taken out of it

{blush} I'm almost embarrassed for you Parker.  :-[

A real man can turn his wife "on" without having to resort to battery operated devices.  :)
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Re: The Husband Store
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2007, 10:09:12 AM »
The wives would also come with remotes. To turn her "off" or "on" with a push of a button, and to turn the volume down. "Honey, I see your lips moving, but nothing is coming out"

But, then again, you would never be able to find the remote, or the batteries would be taken out of it

Women don't need an off switch, they just need a damn mute button.

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Re: The Husband Store
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2007, 09:56:17 AM »
{blush} I'm almost embarrassed for you Parker.  :-[

A real man can turn his wife "on" without having to resort to battery operated devices.  :)
Ha, that was good.

Women don't need an off switch, they just need a damn mute button.

And like alot of mute buttons, it wouldn't work