Step one: Set up a camera to record in your kitchen or garage.
Step two: Take out a knife or screwdriver.
Step three: Shove said object through your eye and into your brain. Make sure the instrument is long enough to insure full penetration.
Step four: Find some-one, possibly your boyfriend, to post the video on GetBig.
Now that would be the only "Must-See" you could create a topic about you douche bag.