Learning Spanish

[windsor88]

How long did it take those of you who are Native English speakers to grasp the Spanish Language and speak fairly fluently?  I go to Mexico a few times a year and would at least like to know what these fucks are saying and to lay the smack down when appropriate. I know a few basic things but not enough to carry a conversation.

[benz]

No hating but mexicans are a shame when it comes about spanish.
ORALE VATO LOCO ANDALE ANDALE ARRIBA ARRIBA YO ARE YOUR HERMANO CLICKA BLOOD BROTHER

Feel free to pm me and ill help you for free with spicnish (which is my language) 

[JOHN MATRIX]

probably one of the easier languages to learn at least partially

[benz]

probably one of the easier languages to learn at least partially

Easy? sir i think you are pretty wrong. So many USELESS verbs tenses and tildes, its a big mess.

[JOHN MATRIX]

would you rather learn 10,000 complex chinese symbols? relatively speaking, spanish is one of the easier languages for an english speaker to learn imo. not to say its a piece of cake, but its easier than most others.

[benz]

would you rather learn 10,000 complex chinese symbols? relatively speaking, spanish is one of the easier languages for an english speaker to learn imo. not to say its a piece of cake, but its easier than most others.

As for your reference:

Me quiero pisar a tu madre
Me quiero comer a tu madre
Me quiero culiar a tu madre
Me quiero penetrar a tu madre
Me quiero coger a tu madre

Is the same as saying "i want to fuc-k your mother"

And i know theres more, and all of them are valid phrases, not slang sh1t.
This might be the reason our friend cant understand what those mexis say, because they fuckup spanish with english/mexi words and make up a whole new language.

[windsor88]

Actually the sentence structure they use fucks me up.  Backwards compared to English.

[BIG DUB]

Get you a hispanic girlfriend, makes it so easier..

[Tapeworm]

Last time I flew into the US they made announcements in English and Spanish, and I was coming from Sydney into Hawaii.  Wtf!   

Now that the US has two official languages I'm sure you'll have plenty of opportunity to practice.

[windsor88]

Get you a hispanic girlfriend, makes it so easier..

But all I would ever hear is

pene más grande

 

[JOHN MATRIX]

relax guys, mexico is taking over the southwestern states, but anything north of texas and a hispanic is a novelty. but who can complain latinas are sexier than white women mmm. new england/pacific northwest hispanics are as rare as a jew at a rap concert

[divcom]

relax guys, mexico is taking over the southwestern states, but anything north of texas and a hispanic is a novelty. but who can complain latinas are sexier than white women mmm. new england/pacific northwest hispanics are as rare as a jew at a rap concert

I hope you are talking about PR, DR, Cuban and Columbian women.  I've had 2 Mexican girlfriends.  Some of the women hold up well with age but after 30 or so I dont need to say much more.

[m8]

Every argentinian (spanish "teacher") chick I've met is fucking hot. I'd have fucked them all.
I'm getting pretty good at spanish, but  then again, my first language is french, and they have some similarities.

[Bluto]

i use body language

sexy with the ladies, clenched fists with the males

[Army of One]

how do you say  "please tiger let me keep my other testicle?"

[KillerMonk]

i use body language

sexy with the ladies, clenched fists with the males

How many times do you get beat up.

[Faust]

I'm learning it too. As with every other language, you need a lot of practise to become fluent.

If you just want a good base, a couple of months can do it. Every day an hour or something like that, and i can read a newspaper and do some small talk: "Chica, quieres venir conmigo a mi habitacion? Tengo una cama comoda  ." Maybe it helps that i speak some french too. I think I'm gonna take some lessons soon to work on my speaking skills.

If you want to have decent discussion you'll need longer of course, but it all depends how much time you focus on it. Practise and consistency is key: better to do 20 mins every day than three hours on a sunday afternoon.

[spinnis]

I said "Hola Puta" to some dude and he got all angry and shit, so I had to K kim TFO , What did I say?

[SteelePegasus]

How long did it take those of you who are Native English speakers to grasp the Spanish Language and speak fairly fluently?  I go to Mexico a few times a year and would at least like to know what these fucks are saying and to lay the smack down when appropriate. I know a few basic things but not enough to carry a conversation.

the only spanish that you need to know

1. "you suck me, I gave you money"
2. "you put finger in butt, I give double money"

[benz]

I´m from spain, I can learn you something of my lenguage.
PD: sorry for my english

Sure you can "learn" us some spanish

You stuppid spanne.

I highly recommend anybody here willing to learn spanish, to not do it with someone from spain. Unless you wanna talk like a damn idiot "vosotros" "pos hombre"

[emn1964]

As for your reference:

Me quiero pisar a tu madre
Me quiero comer a tu madre
Me quiero culiar a tu madre
Me quiero penetrar a tu madre
Me quiero coger a tu madre

Is the same as saying "i want to fuc-k your mother"

And i know theres more, and all of them are valid phrases, not slang sh1t.
This might be the reason our friend cant understand what those mexis say, because they fuckup spanish with english/mexi words and make up a whole new language.

hahahahahaha--benz that was a classic post

[Deicide]

No me gusta la lengua espanol y ahora voy a cagar.

Moi, je prefere francais vastement a l'espanol.

[benz]

hahahahahaha--benz that was a classic post

[Parker]

Spanish is simple, just immerse yourself in the culture and have no AM/or WASP pretensions and you should be good to go. In MD, you have more EL Salvadorians and Guatamalans than other ethnic spanish peoples. So you hear a different Spanish accent than a Mexican. It's funny when people come up to you and say, " 'Cuse mi, you speka bunny? ('Spanish' real quick sounds like 'bunny')."    I want to learn Portuguese..

[SteelePegasus]

Sure you can "learn" us some spanish

You stuppid spanne.

I highly recommend anybody here willing to learn spanish, to not do it with someone from spain. Unless you wanna talk like a damn idiot "vosotros" "pos hombre"

dude..you totally missed humour in his post..that was one of the funniest post ever