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U-M Women Mourn Loss Of Black Dick In Wake Of Proposal 2ANN ARBOR, MI --The women of the University of Michigan are making headlines showing they are pissed off about the passage of Proposal 2.
"If minority enrollment goes down, how am I or any of the women I know going to fill ourselves up with that long, sweet, infamous black cock?" Harriet Moore, a sociology major, said of the proposal's harmful effects on minority matriculation.
The proposal, when smoothly inserted into the waiting annals of the humid, sultry, dripping Michigan Constitution, will prevents the admissions office of the University of Michigan from granting preferential treatment to applicants based on their race, gender, and national origin.
Women, on the hole, have been living in relative placidity since the failure of the Equal Rights Amendment thirty years ago, and seemed willing to accept their roles as housewives, cooks, and cleaners. But since Proposal 2 passed, the population of females have shown a previously unforeseen fire at the prospect of no longer being able to have sex with black guys, whom they claim are the only men able to make them achieve climax.
"I just thought they were faking outrage, just like I'd seen them fake orgasm after orgasm before," said Elliott Rule, a mechanical engineering major, of the females' reaction. "But then a large mob of them tore the head off of one of my friends and flipped our car over into a ditch, moaning like the undead."
"That's women for you - just when you think they're utterly full of shit, they surprise you with genuine emotion," Rule added. "
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