mtv cribs

[Bluto]

i watched the 50 cent episode and thats a big ass mansion he got, biggest of all the mtv cribs, the niggah moves around in a golf car because of the distance and all teh g-unit members have their own rooms and shit! crazy. indoor pool. outdoor pool. anyone seen that episode?

[Man of Steel]

It still amazes me how all the idiot masses continue to throw away all their hard earned cash towards these talentless, uneducated chocolate faces

[danielson]

I saw that episode. That house was crazy. Had a nightclub PLUS a stripclub in it.

[Bluto]

i think the house had 6 kitchens and some of them had never been used not even once

[The Squadfather]

It still amazes me how all the idiot masses continue to throw away all their hard earned cash towards these talentless, uneducated chocolate faces

exactly.

[anvil]

I bet he has a 50 acre watermelon patch too

[avesher]

doesnt it have a casino too?

[MindSpin]

I saw the episode.  Among his fleet of cars he has a million dollar ferrari that he never drives but likes to have it just so he can talk about it at parties   Didn't he buy that house from Mike Tyson?  Anyway, I think it's lame to have shit like bowling alley's, night clubs, gyms, spas, etc. in your house.  I think of the home as a refuge.  I place to get away from it all and spend time with your family.  Then, when you want to do stuff, you go out.  Oh well.  To each his own.

I bet "fity" will be following in the footsteps of MC Hammer, Mike Tyson, etc.   

[Man of Steel]

I saw the episode.  Among his fleet of cars he has a million dollar ferrari that he never drives but likes to have it just so he can talk about it at parties   Didn't he buy that house from Mike Tyson?  Anyway, I think it's lame to have shit like bowling alley's, night clubs, gyms, spas, etc. in your house.  I think of the home as a refuge.  I place to get away from it all and spend time with your family.  Then, when you want to do stuff, you go out.  Oh well.  To each his own.

I bet "fity" will be following in the footsteps of MC Hammer, Mike Tyson, etc.  

I'm hopin he follows in the footsteps of Biggie and Tupac.

[danielson]

I saw the episode.  Among his fleet of cars he has a million dollar ferrari that he never drives but likes to have it just so he can talk about it at parties   Didn't he buy that house from Mike Tyson?  Anyway, I think it's lame to have shit like bowling alley's, night clubs, gyms, spas, etc. in your house.  I think of the home as a refuge.  I place to get away from it all and spend time with your family.  Then, when you want to do stuff, you go out.  Oh well.  To each his own.

I bet "fity" will be following in the footsteps of MC Hammer, Mike Tyson, etc.   

I agree with everything except you saying he will soon be broke. Vitamin water made him over 400 million dollars alone, I don't see how he can lose that type of money.

[danielson]

I'm hopin he follows in the footsteps of Biggie and Tupac.

[CalvinH]

I saw the episode.  Among his fleet of cars he has a million dollar ferrari that he never drives but likes to have it just so he can talk about it at parties   Didn't he buy that house from Mike Tyson?  Anyway, I think it's lame to have shit like bowling alley's, night clubs, gyms, spas, etc. in your house.  I think of the home as a refuge.  I place to get away from it all and spend time with your family.  Then, when you want to do stuff, you go out.  Oh well.  To each his own.

I bet "fity" will be following in the footsteps of MC Hammer, Mike Tyson, etc.   

Yup,bought it from Tyson.the house is in CT.but for some reason me and BF haven't been invited over yet

[Bluto]

whats typical for the rap guys is that their houses has no personality. its just for show

now check out some guy from a heavy metal band and you find all kinds of cool stuff

[MindSpin]

whats typical for the rap guys is that their houses has no personality. its just for show

now check out some guy from a heavy metal band and you find all kinds of cool stuff

True in this case. The house is obnoxiously huge but the décor sucked.

[CalvinH]

whats typical for the rap guys is that their houses has no personality. its just for show

now check out some guy from a heavy metal band and you find all kinds of cool stuff

Did you see the "cribs"with Rob Zombie

[CalvinH]

True in this case. The house is obnoxiously huge but the décor sucked.

Tyson lost a TON of money when he sold that house.

[Bluto]

Did you see the "cribs"with Rob Zombie

haha yeah that was good ! he had a whole closet full of horror movies!

most rappers just got scarface

[danielson]

Did you guys see the cribs with Stifler from like back in 2000 or so? He lived in a  shitty apartment with his buddy and it had old furniture and there had been a murder there a week prior. He was pretty funny.

[Bluto]

Did you guys see the cribs with Stifler from like back in 2000 or so? He lived in a  shitty apartment with his buddy and it had old furniture and there had been a murder there a week prior. He was pretty funny.

haha no didnt see that one. but there's been a few guys from smaller rock bands that doesnt live anywhere special.

i need to go dl some old episodes if i can find them

[Man of Steel]

whats typical for the rap guys is that their houses has no personality. its just for show

now check out some guy from a heavy metal band and you find all kinds of cool stuff

Now this is completely true...I agree 100%.   All these hip-hoppin chocolate faces get sudden wealth and immediately buy the big house with imported italian marble floors, all white furniture, infinite pools, a full-size custom basketball court, more plasma tvs than I've ever fvckin seen, leopard print bedrooms "where the magic happens....where they get their little freak on....yup, yup", a black Bentley, a black Mercedes, a black Escalade with 24s and 9 tv monitors, a fridge full of Kool-Aid and champagne cause they "gotta keep it real", huge black and white portraits of their ugly nig-noggin bastard dirtkids they never see, a shot of their cousin Rey-Rey at the BBQ "grillin up a little sumpin-sumpin", a collection of 150 pairs of sneakers 25 of which won't be released to the public for another year, a music studio with absolutely no musical instruments whatsoever and of course every gang-bangin/no talent/suddenly rich/uneducated/criminal fvck chocolate face must have a framed SCARFACE poster and full set of Al Pacino "gangsta" dvds....you know, cause that's "how they do....gotta keep it real."


Know what I'm sayin?  Know what I'm sayin?

[CalvinH]

Now this is completely true...I agree 100%.   All these hip-hoppin chocolate faces get sudden wealth and immediately buy the big house with imported italian marble floors, all white furniture, infinite pools, a full-size custom basketball court, more plasma tvs than I've ever fvckin seen, leopard print bedrooms "where the magic happens....where they get their little freak on....yup, yup", a black Bentley, a black Mercedes, a black Escalade with 24s and 9 tv monitors, a fridge full of Kool-Aid and champagne cause they "gotta keep it real", huge black and white portraits of their ugly nig-noggin bastard dirtkids they never see, a shot of their cousin Rey-Rey at the BBQ "grillin up a little sumpin-sumpin", a collection of 150 pairs of sneakers 25 of which won't be released to the public for another year, a music studio with absolutely no musical instruments whatsoever and of course every gang-bangin/no talent/suddenly rich/uneducated/criminal fvck chocolate face must have a framed SCARFACE poster and full set of Al Pacino "gangsta" dvds....you know, cause that's "how they do....gotta keep it real."


Know what I'm sayin?  Know what I'm sayin?

And dont forget the standard stripper pole fo when de bitches cumz over!

[Bluto]

Now this is completely true...I agree 100%.   All these hip-hoppin chocolate faces get sudden wealth and immediately buy the big house with imported italian marble floors, all white furniture, infinite pools, a full-size custom basketball court, more plasma tvs than I've ever fvckin seen, leopard print bedrooms "where the magic happens....where they get their little freak on....yup, yup", a black Bentley, a black Mercedes, a black Escalade with 24s and 9 tv monitors, a fridge full of Kool-Aid and champagne cause they "gotta keep it real", huge black and white portraits of their ugly nig-noggin bastard dirtkids they never see, a shot of their cousin Rey-Rey at the BBQ "grillin up a little sumpin-sumpin", a collection of 150 pairs of sneakers 25 of which won't be released to the public for another year, a music studio with absolutely no musical instruments whatsoever and of course every gang-bangin/no talent/suddenly rich/uneducated/criminal fvck chocolate face must have a framed SCARFACE poster and full set of Al Pacino "gangsta" dvds....you know, cause that's "how they do....gotta keep it real."


Know what I'm sayin?  Know what I'm sayin?

haha

[Faust]

Now this is completely true...I agree 100%.   All these hip-hoppin chocolate faces get sudden wealth and immediately buy the big house with imported italian marble floors, all white furniture, infinite pools, a full-size custom basketball court, more plasma tvs than I've ever fvckin seen, leopard print bedrooms "where the magic happens....where they get their little freak on....yup, yup", a black Bentley, a black Mercedes, a black Escalade with 24s and 9 tv monitors, a fridge full of Kool-Aid and champagne cause they "gotta keep it real", huge black and white portraits of their ugly nig-noggin bastard dirtkids they never see, a shot of their cousin Rey-Rey at the BBQ "grillin up a little sumpin-sumpin", a collection of 150 pairs of sneakers 25 of which won't be released to the public for another year, a music studio with absolutely no musical instruments whatsoever and of course every gang-bangin/no talent/suddenly rich/uneducated/criminal fvck chocolate face must have a framed SCARFACE poster and full set of Al Pacino "gangsta" dvds....you know, cause that's "how they do....gotta keep it real."


Know what I'm sayin?  Know what I'm sayin?

Lol. You can't buy style.

I saw an episode with Redman i think (for sure it was a guy from the wu tang clan). It was a busted old house in the ghetto with some black guy sleeping on the floor of his living room, and porn dvd's lying everywhere. It was probably fake though, he must have asked one of his nephews or something to have the house for day.

[Bluto]

i wonder if ol dirty bastard ever was on mtv cribs

[Man of Steel]

Lol. You can't buy style.

I saw an episode with Redman i think (for sure it was a guy from the wu tang clan). It was a busted old house in the ghetto with some black guy sleeping on the floor of his living room, and porn dvd's lying everywhere. It was probably fake though, he must have asked one of his nephews or something to have the house for day.

You're right, you can't buy style, but apparently you can sell no talent.

That's what great about the hip-hop audience.....they're the dumbest people on planet earth, absolutely ripe for the picking.   What's even funnier is that their very own are ripping em off and then talk about never wantin to get away from where they came from.....they've done that for damn sure.....they'll always be trashy, criminal fvcks.