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I just got this sad pm from gh15
« on: January 03, 2008, 12:17:29 PM »
Dear Benz

Yesterday i got the news that no one wants to hear, i have cancer and im going to die.
Because of my advanced condition there is almost no chance i will live, and i do not plan
to take the chemotherapy.
I have been reflrecting a lot on my life, and i have realized that i have wasted it, posing
as a undercover ifbb pro at getbig and being a jerk to everyone.
I'd like to take a moment to apologize for being such an asshole. I know i dont deserve it,
but i need your help.
I have testicular cancer, but ironically i have never made love. My last request before i die,
is to lose my virginity. I know i am bald and ugly, but it would mean a lot to me.
At this point, i cant afford to be picky man or woman, please dont let me die a virgin, i am
begging you! If you have any blind relatives, PLEASE PM ME!
Sincerely
gh15
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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2008, 12:27:39 PM »
youre not funny

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2008, 12:32:13 PM »
He should call Medford.  He can lose his virginity to a girl and a guy at the same time

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2008, 12:34:07 PM »
He should call Medford.  He can lose his virginity to a girl and a guy at the same time
And you should call GH15 so maybe you can get a deal on some caskets...buy one get the second half off ..from the way you look ...you have one foot in the grave (and the other at dominos ) ....
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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2008, 12:35:50 PM »
And you should call GH15 so maybe you can get a deal on some caskets...buy one get the second half off ..from the way you look ...you have one foot in the grave (and the other at dominos ) ....

He'd need a custom built casket to hold all 789 pounds of him.

And I wonder if his celeb buddies would show up to his funeral?

If I were present, I'd place a cheeseburger next to his tombstone.

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2008, 12:36:47 PM »


If I were present, I'd place a cheeseburger next to his tombstone.
Yeah, and Keith would rise from the dead to get it too!!!
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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2008, 12:40:42 PM »
Yeah, and Keith would rise from the dead to get it too!!!

Then his corpse would walk to McDonalds..

It'd be like the Thriller video except with Kai Green taking out ripitbaby or some other shebeast.

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2008, 12:41:21 PM »
Yeah, and Keith would rise from the dead to get it too!!!

hahahahahaha
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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2008, 12:50:02 PM »
Not funny  >:(

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2008, 12:53:17 PM »
Not funny  >:(

Jae and myself rescued it.

Seriously, can you imagine the poor undertaker that would have to size onlyme up? hahahaha

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2008, 12:54:04 PM »
"benz" is gayer than the Iowa caucuses.

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2008, 12:57:10 PM »
pipe down Fatty

      Its obvious who is "in on" the gh15 gimmick.  ::)

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2008, 01:07:58 PM »
GH15 will rattle and crumble the base your pathetic life lays on. Watch what happens BUNZ?  Youll be shooting afrosheen when he's done with you
U dont work, U dont eat
U dont grind, U dont Shine

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2008, 01:17:03 PM »
Dear Benz

Yesterday i got the news that no one wants to hear, i have cancer and im going to die.
Because of my advanced condition there is almost no chance i will live, and i do not plan
to take the chemotherapy.
I have been reflrecting a lot on my life, and i have realized that i have wasted it, posing
as a undercover ifbb pro at getbig and being a jerk to everyone.
I'd like to take a moment to apologize for being such an asshole. I know i dont deserve it,
but i need your help.
I have testicular cancer, but ironically i have never made love. My last request before i die,
is to lose my virginity. I know i am bald and ugly, but it would mean a lot to me.
At this point, i cant afford to be picky man or woman, please dont let me die a virgin, i am
begging you! If you have any blind relatives, PLEASE PM ME!
Sincerely
gh15

You're a d!ck.. You have ZERO class..

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2008, 01:23:05 PM »
yes how dare you offend a joint account gimmick  ::)

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2008, 01:23:44 PM »
That sucked.
Wasn't funny.
Even by GetBig standards... :P

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2008, 01:25:41 PM »
Dear Benz

Yesterday i got the news that no one wants to hear, i have cancer and im going to die.
Because of my advanced condition there is almost no chance i will live, and i do not plan
to take the chemotherapy.
I have been reflrecting a lot on my life, and i have realized that i have wasted it, posing
as a undercover ifbb pro at getbig and being a jerk to everyone.
I'd like to take a moment to apologize for being such an asshole. I know i dont deserve it,
but i need your help.
I have testicular cancer, but ironically i have never made love. My last request before i die,
is to lose my virginity. I know i am bald and ugly, but it would mean a lot to me.
At this point, i cant afford to be picky man or woman, please dont let me die a virgin, i am
begging you! If you have any blind relatives, PLEASE PM ME!
Sincerely
gh15


That was f**ked up even for you!!

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2008, 01:28:38 PM »
yes that was retarted.

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2008, 01:52:22 PM »
bahaha why all the hate, i think its pretty sad whats going on with gh15.

Have some mercy and pray 4 him
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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2008, 01:55:08 PM »
yes that was retarted.

Yes Mars, Benz is quite the penis puffer

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2008, 02:06:56 PM »
lol somebody rescue this treat.... Mars I'm looking at you my friend

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2008, 02:12:47 PM »
Weak

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2008, 02:35:59 PM »
Yes Mars, Benz is quite the penis puffer


HAHAH hello friend of the jap criminal
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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2008, 02:50:47 PM »
lol benz ive never seen u write so much but ever since gh15 told u hes gonna bring u down ur all shaky n shit take chill pill buddy  8 ;)

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Re: I just got this sad pm from gh15
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2008, 02:54:09 PM »
Dear Benz

Yesterday i got the news that no one wants to hear, i have cancer and im going to die.
Because of my advanced condition there is almost no chance i will live, and i do not plan
to take the chemotherapy.
I have been reflrecting a lot on my life, and i have realized that i have wasted it, posing
as a undercover ifbb pro at getbig and being a jerk to everyone.
I'd like to take a moment to apologize for being such an asshole. I know i dont deserve it,
but i need your help.
I have testicular cancer, but ironically i have never made love. My last request before i die,
is to lose my virginity. I know i am bald and ugly, but it would mean a lot to me.
At this point, i cant afford to be picky man or woman, please dont let me die a virgin, i am
begging you! If you have any blind relatives, PLEASE PM ME!
Sincerely
gh15


cancer is an awful disease man.........not funny at all.  :-\  :(  >:( >:(