Author Topic: Parody of different Getbig members thread (Read 13853 times)

The Master · « **on:** January 05, 2008, 07:31:44 AM »

Let's start with Onlyme.

Post adressed to Onlyme: "How is your dieting going Keith?" or another friendly post, or a post showing concerns about Onlyme's overweight.

Onlyme's standard answer: "Do I know you? I need to ask you, do you train? You have not posted pics. That means your gay. haha. I have not heard about you. You have accomplised very little in your life. You are gay. hahaha. I have been swimming with alligators and chopped the head of bears. What have you done? You have accomplished nothing. Stallone talked to me once. And I am healthy. hahaha. You know nothing. Let us match blood tests. I will paypal $1000 to ron. You are fat and never train. haha. you must be dumb like Squatfatter and medFat. haha. You have accomplished nothing in your life. You are fat.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #1 on:** January 05, 2008, 07:35:04 AM »

What exactly has Keith "accomplished" that he keeps droning on about? He's talked to a few entertainment industry "celebrities"? BFD. In my world, that's hardly an "accomplishment". Maybe he is talking about all the adipose tissue he had managed to amass over the years. That is quite an accomplishment indeed!

MAXX · « **Reply #2 on:** January 05, 2008, 07:38:17 AM »

lol thats great debussey had me laughing good

The Master · « **Reply #3 on:** January 05, 2008, 07:41:02 AM »

Vince Basile:

You know folks, Goatboy is an unknown entity. Goatboy likes fat sheilas, like myself. I guess Melvin with his Ph.D. taught Goatboy to love a fat woman.
If Goatboy and Debussey continue this fine work, they can start a plumbing company! Goatboy can make a fortune, draining people like me of their safety fat! The female culture on Getbig is quite sad. They are all showing off for Goatboy!

Fat people are victims. The standard on Getbig is to blaim the innocent. I spent some time on Youtube looking at medical problems safetyfat can bring. We need to embrace these fat people like our own.

Debussey has no decency. I do not think Debussey can have a normal conversation outside Getbig! Debussey!

JasonH · « **Reply #4 on:** January 05, 2008, 07:42:06 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on January 05, 2008, 07:35:04 AM

What exactly has Keith "accomplished" that he keeps droning on about? He's talked to a few entertainment industry "celebrities"? BFD. In my world, that's hardly an "accomplishment". Maybe he is talking about all the adipose tissue he had managed to amass over the years. That is quite an accomplishment indeed!

Wasn't he a world-class level arm-wrestler?

Mars · « **Reply #5 on:** January 05, 2008, 07:42:20 AM »

that was beautiful..

The Master · « **Reply #6 on:** January 05, 2008, 07:43:03 AM »

Now some of you suckers can make a Debussey parody.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #7 on:** January 05, 2008, 07:46:53 AM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on January 05, 2008, 07:43:03 AM

Now some of you suckers can make a Debussey parody.

do one of me

MAXX · « **Reply #8 on:** January 05, 2008, 07:50:37 AM »

do one of gh15

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #9 on:** January 05, 2008, 07:53:56 AM »

Quote from: BigJ on January 05, 2008, 07:42:06 AM

Wasn't he a world-class level arm-wrestler?

Is arm-wrestling a "sport"?

That's kinda like being a "world class" horseshoe-thrower... it falls under the category of "who cares"?

The Master · « **Reply #10 on:** January 05, 2008, 07:57:31 AM »

SpermyTaste (Sevastase):

U sucha ... ,, I been natural for 10 years.. qb.... fuckface..

ok,, i own a tennis club.. Ed is lying through his teeth,, i will enter GBIII and win...

ARE YOU AFRAID OF ME?

BOOOOOOOOM

i lived in Chicago for 40 years...

The Master · « **Reply #11 on:** January 05, 2008, 07:58:50 AM »

BayGBM:

Slurp!

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 05, 2008, 08:00:42 AM »

HAHAHAHAAA Brilliant DF!!!

BEAST 8692 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 05, 2008, 08:03:13 AM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on January 05, 2008, 07:57:31 AM

SpermyTaste (Sevastase):

U sucha ... ,, I been natural for 10 years.. qb.... fuckface..

ok,, i own a tennis club.. Ed is lying through his teeth,, i will enter GBIII and win...

ARE YOU AFRAID OF ME? BOOOOOOOOM

i lived in Chicago for 40 years...

don't forget:

iya woz a wold clas pro tenis playr hoo mad transishon to wold clas pro bottabillta...

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #14 on:** January 05, 2008, 08:04:54 AM »

THAT WAS FUNNY

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #15 on:** January 05, 2008, 08:07:12 AM »

HERE..i'LL GIVE U SOME MATERIAL....GO WITH IT

rocket · « **Reply #16 on:** January 05, 2008, 08:09:06 AM »

This reminds me of the time I was hanging out with Chuck Norris (we are good friends). Here is a picture of me at 35% bodyfat, wearing one of my many fannypacks. You will notice I have a gigantic mustache, which was the style of those days.

Suddenly there was a terrible roar (probably my good friend Bill Kazmier or Chuck unleashing a roundhouse) all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car....

At that time Arnold came past (we are good friends) and said to Sly (we are good friends) "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?". The tonality of stallones screams reminds me of the time I met my good friend Mohammad ali. At the time, Mike Tyson was in his peak of his half of the sunshine acid (we are good friends).

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #17 on:** January 05, 2008, 08:11:34 AM »

Quote from: rocket on January 05, 2008, 08:09:06 AM

This reminds me of the time I was hanging out with Chuck Norris (we are good friends). Here is a picture of me at 35% bodyfat, wearing one of my many fannypacks. You will notice I have a gigantic mustache, which was the style of those days.

Suddenly there was a terrible roar (probably my good friend Bill Kazmier or Chuck unleashing a roundhouse) all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car....

At that time Arnold came past (we are good friends) and said to Sly (we are good friends) "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?". The tonality of stallones screams reminds me of the time I met my good friend Mohammad ali. At the time, Mike Tyson was in his peak of his half of the sunshine acid (we are good friends).

I'M FUCKING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING

:Dthe sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car....

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #18 on:** January 05, 2008, 08:18:18 AM »

Quote from: rocket on January 05, 2008, 08:09:06 AM

This reminds me of the time I was hanging out with Chuck Norris (we are good friends). Here is a picture of me at 35% bodyfat, wearing one of my many fannypacks. You will notice I have a gigantic mustache, which was the style of those days.

Suddenly there was a terrible roar (probably my good friend Bill Kazmier or Chuck unleashing a roundhouse) all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car....

At that time Arnold came past (we are good friends) and said to Sly (we are good friends) "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?". The tonality of stallones screams reminds me of the time I met my good friend Mohammad ali. At the time, Mike Tyson was in his peak of his half of the sunshine acid (we are good friends).

You pretty much nailed a typical onlyme post.

The Master · « **Reply #19 on:** January 05, 2008, 08:19:03 AM »

Ron:

Lay off the hate guys.. I've known Jenna Jameson for years, she is a real sweet girl and she works real hard. Whenever I visit her at work, I take a ton of pictures of her. Real cool. Stop hating on her guys, it ain't cool...... Discussion is one thing, but don't hate at athletes like Jenna. She works real hard.

When it comes to Debussey... He is in time-out for baseless attacks against female athletes like Jasmin St. Claire and Annabel Chong. These girls are all friends of mine, and I don't want hate against them on this board. These women are real cool and works real hard to make a name out of themselves in this industry.

rocket · « **Reply #20 on:** January 05, 2008, 08:19:36 AM »

Here is a picture I took in the gym recently. You might notice that I have partially shaved my head. This is of course the regular behaviour of a perfectly adjusted good friend of the barbarian brothers.

The Master · « **Reply #21 on:** January 05, 2008, 08:21:53 AM »

Quote from: rocket on January 05, 2008, 08:19:36 AM

Here is a picture I took in the gym recently. You might notice that I have partially shaved my head. This is of course the regular behaviour of a perfectly adjusted good friend of the barbarian brothers.

Can you do one of Debussey?

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #22 on:** January 05, 2008, 08:24:12 AM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on January 05, 2008, 08:19:03 AM

Ron:

Lay off the hate guys.. I've known Jenna Jameson for years, she is a real sweet girl and she works real hard. Whenever I visit her at work, I take a ton of pictures of her. Real cool. Stop hating on her guys, it ain't cool...... Discussion is one thing, but don't hate at athletes like Jenna. She works real hard.

When it comes to Debussey... He is in time-out for baseless attacks against female athletes like Jasmin St. Claire and Annabel Chong. These girls are all friends of mine, and I don't want hate against them on this board. These women are real cool and works real hard to make a name out of themselves in this industry.

ROFL! Another one nailed perfectly!

rocket · « **Reply #23 on:** January 05, 2008, 08:25:49 AM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on January 05, 2008, 08:21:53 AM

Can you do one of Debussey?

Hah, we both know that you're running an unpredictable persona here. If I could parody you then you were be failing at your work

The Master · « **Reply #24 on:** January 05, 2008, 08:31:08 AM »

Quote from: rocket on January 05, 2008, 08:25:49 AM

Hah, we both know that you're running an unpredictable persona here. If I could parody you then you were be failing at your work