Oh shit...we just got pwn3d!!! 
STella, I expect these problems fixed. Like, now.
How can she fix them when she's afraid to look at half the stuff on here?

When you call her attention to something innapropriate, she freaks, asks you never ever to show her something like that again
If I wasn't such a sweetheart who didn't want to traumatize her for life, ...I might have been tempted to point her towards the 2 girls, one cone thread.