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Bluto

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Guess the bodybuilder?
« on: January 05, 2008, 06:51:33 PM »
"An interesting thing about BEEP: in his free time he likes to sing the "Jefferson" song and watch bodybuilding movies, especially his own one, and he also loves to spend hours and hours in strip clubs. Many of these girls love muscular men/big men. The thing BEEP enjoys there the most is when he can "eat" and lick the feet of several of these girls at the same time. Often afterwards he will eat steaks without the use of silverware, but with his bare hands. Also he does not wash his hands before he goes from "eating" feet to eating steaks.  "
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Pete Nice

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Re: Guess the bodybuilder?
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2008, 06:55:21 PM »
Peter Putnam
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Re: Guess the bodybuilder?
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2008, 06:57:19 PM »
Bob Chic ?  ???
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Bluto

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Re: Guess the bodybuilder?
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2008, 06:58:23 PM »
"Anyways, the so-called "medicine man" had to use the bathroom but BEEP strongly prohibited the guy from going in there.

But the guy went in there nevertheless and there was this awful penetrating odor. He discovered multiple - obviously used - towels covered with long brown skid marks. BEEP had been using the now stinky towels as a toilet paper replacement because he could not reach his rear end by himself. So he used the towels by holding each end with one hand and rubbing himself/pulling the towels back and forth between his legs."
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James Blunt

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Re: Guess the bodybuilder?
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2008, 07:02:00 PM »
onlyme?
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Re: Guess the bodybuilder?
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2008, 07:04:04 PM »
Melvin Goodrum?
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Re: Guess the bodybuilder?
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2008, 07:17:07 PM »
Ben Weider ?
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Bluto

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Re: Guess the bodybuilder?
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2008, 07:20:46 PM »
      The BEEP monster is very dubious and monster-like in the gigantic outgrowth of its camel like pelvis, its fridge gut (sounds almost like German "Frisch is gut" = "fresh is good" - but it is de facto the complete opposite here) and with its stilt legs. The tiny dimensions of its lower body limbs suggest it was previously wheelchair bound.

      The legs also actually do look just like small rudiments from a species that is trying to abandon legs because it is evolving back into an ocean-dwelling creature where lower extremities are no longer needed. Survival for this "monster" in the bodybuilding world is more than poor. "
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Re: Guess the bodybuilder?
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2008, 07:23:39 PM »
Palumbo, Chic, Nasser, Kamali or Cutler..........its got to be one of the 5.
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Re: Guess the bodybuilder?
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2008, 08:00:36 PM »
I would say Bob Chick.
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Re: Guess the bodybuilder?
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2008, 08:03:30 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on January 05, 2008, 06:51:33 PM
"An interesting thing about BEEP: in his free time he likes to sing the "Jefferson" song and watch bodybuilding movies, especially his own one, and he also loves to spend hours and hours in strip clubs. Many of these girls love muscular men/big men. The thing BEEP enjoys there the most is when he can "eat" and lick the feet of several of these girls at the same time. Often afterwards he will eat steaks without the use of silverware, but with his bare hands. Also he does not wash his hands before he goes from "eating" feet to eating steaks.  "


Shit, you average 18 posts a day. Holy Fucking Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you sleep?!
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Re: Guess the bodybuilder?
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2008, 08:04:53 PM »
Quote from: Trapezkerl on January 05, 2008, 08:03:30 PM
Shit, you average 18 posts a day. Holy Fucking Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you sleep?!
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Re: Guess the bodybuilder?
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2008, 08:17:48 PM »
did you mean 'bleep' instead of 'beep'?
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Re: Guess the bodybuilder?
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2008, 09:04:50 PM »
Quote from: nycbull on January 05, 2008, 08:17:48 PM
did you mean 'bleep' instead of 'beep'?

you must of went to college ::)
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Re: Guess the bodybuilder?
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2008, 03:04:10 AM »
flex or melvin
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Re: Guess the bodybuilder?
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2008, 03:09:02 AM »
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Bluto

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Re: Guess the bodybuilder?
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2008, 06:41:50 AM »
Well you'll find out soon enough  ;)
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