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Alex23
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« on: January 05, 2008, 08:56:59 PM »

Ok I hook up with that chick last night; 5'5" average size but huge knockers..

We start making out stading up, I'm behind her, I hit third base while necking and then booom... the fucking largest twat I've ever touched; the top of my palm still at the top of the crack and the tip of my fingers are sliding in the gravy with zero effort.

We start messing around, I finally slide my dick in there and it's like fucking in hot water!!! 30 seconds later she's coming like it's 1999 while I'm still counting how many fucking drinks I had and planning my Saturday..

Then I go wtf, pull the vibrator and pair my dick up with it and go at it. She starts going fucking crazy and I'm not even moving just fucking sitting there and enjoying the zero effort.

Then I money shot in her hair and hit the kitchen Grin

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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2008, 09:02:42 PM »

Awesome what kind of sammich did you make?
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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2008, 09:03:43 PM »

Awesome what kind of sammich did you make?

Pickles and Mayo?


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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2008, 09:07:40 PM »

Pickles and Mayo?


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Lips sealed

Was she a darkie? Did you blow in her hair?



hahahhaa I saw a porn blooper once where this white dude was nailin a black chick and he pulled out and blew it on her face and it shot into her hair, she was pissed screamin about, " you don't come in a black womans hair!!" was that you? classic Grin
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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2008, 09:09:03 PM »

Lips sealed

Was she a darkie? Did you blow in her hair?

hahahhaa I saw a porn blooper once where this white dude was nailin a black chick and he pulled out and blew it on her face and it shot into her hair, she was pissed screamin about, " you don't come in a black womans hair!!" was that you? classic Grin

Grin ... you don't mess with a black woman hair.. like 4-5 hrs of work ruined in one "shot" Grin
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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2008, 09:17:07 PM »

hahahahahahahaha

but seriously, what kind of sammich did you make?
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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2008, 07:08:06 PM »

Ok I hook up with that chick last night; 5'5" average size but huge knockers..

We start making out stading up, I'm behind her, I hit third base while necking and then booom... the fucking largest twat I've ever touched; the top of my palm still at the top of the crack and the tip of my fingers are sliding in the gravy with zero effort.

We start messing around, I finally slide my dick in there and it's like fucking in hot water!!! 30 seconds later she's coming like it's 1999 while I'm still counting how many fucking drinks I had and planning my Saturday..

Then I go wtf, pull the vibrator and pair my dick up with it and go at it. She starts going fucking crazy and I'm not even moving just fucking sitting there and enjoying the zero effort.

Then I money shot in her hair and hit the kitchen Grin


its not her pal its you  Wink try maxoderm your mother told me it worked wonders
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2008, 07:15:31 PM »

its not her pal its you  Wink try maxoderm your mother told me it worked wonders

HAhahaha!!!!! so you're the balding freak with the curvy 4"...

You gave her crabs bro Grin
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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2008, 08:59:23 PM »

HAhahaha!!!!! so you're the balding freak with the curvy 4"...

You gave her crabs bro Grin
i got them from your 2  mothers  Wink hope this makes you feel better
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« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2008, 05:08:03 AM »

wow, fucking random chicks just months before your wedding  good luck with your marriage Roll Eyes

Are you a racist, "david duke"?
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« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2008, 07:35:40 AM »

why do you ask "freespirit", are you intolerant of racists you bigot?

Are you a racist, and a pedophile, "david duke"? Does that indicate that you're sexually interested in 13 year old caucasian virgins?

13-14 year olds are fair game as long as they're willing imo.  these guys dont deserve to be humiliated on tv and sent to jail
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« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2008, 08:27:14 AM »

werent you married to flex's sister?
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« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2008, 09:58:21 AM »

13-14 year olds are fair game as long as they're willing imo.  these guys dont deserve to be humiliated on tv and sent to jail

Pedophiles are not tolerated on the Y board, get lost faggot.
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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2008, 09:06:11 PM »

hahahahahahahaha

but seriously, what kind of sammich did you make?

ha ha
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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2008, 09:11:55 PM »

werent you married to flex's sister?
and your point Grin...............It's like my grandmother always said.

It's not the mans fault, it's the girls fault for spreading her legs.

Man I love the old schoolers beliefs Grin
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« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2008, 06:28:05 AM »

and your point Grin...............It's like my grandmother always said.

It's not the mans fault, it's the girls fault for spreading her legs.

Man I love the old schoolers beliefs Grin

married man dont do such Sad
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