No darling. We're ALL capable of that. it's just a matter of whether we choose to be, ...or choose to show you.
precisely (and this is a joke, okay?
>>> All women have to do is say yes or no. Yes nicely, or No politely.
Then we deal with the consequences.
I'd sooner have emotions than not. Crying (and discarding an egg once a month) is good for you.
There are so many reasons why being a woman must surely be the choice you'd make if you were given one.
Being a man would be awful. You've got responsibilities, you have to be macho. You need to learn how to fix a car and put shelves up.
Me, I can go cry. (Obviously I learned how to put shelves up when I was 16.
You have to go get a job, a good one even, and I can stay home and do the flowers. And put shelves up. Or hang on a sec, I can have an amazing career. Or children or both. blahblah
You blokes have to get a hard on and then figure out what to do with it.
All I have to do is lie there and you're happy.
madly
xL