You sound like a responsible upstanding cagefighter, good for you. 
PS: You forgot the dogs. 
Damn it I am no cage fighter. I have trained martial arts for 10 years. Big deal

. I just think it would be fun to get in the ring, even if i got my ass kicked.

. How does someone not respect that. I have never claimed to kick anyones ass nor have I stated that I have fought. Just something I would like to do. But who competes at a show if they aren't ready?

I am not ready. Shit at least I haven't claimed to have 15 matches like Blutroll?
Your right and I did forget that I own two dogs. Now go fuck yourselves

. Ha-ha just fucking around.