your mom made me a king. ( sorry but you made it too easy)
My mother isn't a queen. Marrying her wouldn't make you a king.
Either way, that has nothing to do with my post. You name creates the implication that you are a "kindmaker."
I just want to know who you have made a king.
The mom joke was quit humorous though. I think you should look into marketing the idea of mentioning someone's mom in reference to their post. You could do it in a mocking manner. I don't believe anyone has attempted that route of humour before. The potential is endless.
