Author Topic: Debussey just became a father!!! (Read 2602 times)

The Master · « **on:** January 07, 2008, 05:58:16 PM »

The newborn is brown, about 1 pound, and its name is "shit". It was concieved in the toilet.

240 is Back · « **Reply #1 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:03:14 PM »

take a lot of pictures. they grow so fast.

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #2 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:06:11 PM »

Mosr of us brownies can be shown the light only if it comes out of Maglite LED flashlights sticking out of Gary Busey's anus.

The Master · « **Reply #3 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:08:08 PM »

Just got another one!!!!! This twin will be named "turd".

SF1900 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:08:22 PM »

AWWW. I dropped the boys off at the pool a few hours ago as well

figgs · « **Reply #5 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:09:42 PM »

LMFAO WTF

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #6 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:10:19 PM »

Maglites make good weapons for beating homeless ni ggers.

benchmstr · « **Reply #7 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:11:13 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on January 07, 2008, 05:58:16 PM

The newborn is brown, about 1 pound, and its name is "shit". It was concieved in the toilet.

wouldn't it be conceived at the restaurant?

bench

The Master · « **Reply #8 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:11:23 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on January 07, 2008, 06:10:19 PM

Maglites make good weapons for beating homeless ni ggers.

This sounds like a wonderful thing. Can you take shit and turd with you when they are old enough and teach'em the ropes?

The Master · « **Reply #9 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:13:25 PM »

A THIRD TWIN JUST GOT BORN. ITS NAME IS "GIGANTOSAURUS FLOATER"!!!! DEBUSSEY IS SO HAPPY!

SF1900 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:14:08 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on January 07, 2008, 06:13:25 PM

A THIRD TWIN JUST GOT BORN. ITS NAME IS "GIGANTOSAURUS FLOATER"!!!! DEBUSSEY IS SO HAPPY!

Wow, it must have been a BIG one! Maybe a foot long? Did it wrap around the toilet like a snake?

The Master · « **Reply #11 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:15:43 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 07, 2008, 06:14:08 PM

Wow, it must have been a BIG one! Maybe a foot long? Did it wrap around the toilet like a snake?

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE

FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOGE

"GIGANTOSAURUS FLOATER" IS GOING TO GROW UP TO BE AS BIG AS A HOUSE

SHIT, TURD AND GIGANTOSAURUS FLOATER!! DEBUSSEYS FAMILY!!!

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #12 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:16:05 PM »

Congrats man! Only one question... Why wasn't your little Shit white?

SF1900 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:16:41 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on January 07, 2008, 06:15:43 PM

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE

FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOGE

"GIGANTOSAURUS FLOATER" IS GOING TO GROW UP TO BE AS BIG AS A HOUSE

SHIT, TURD AND GIGANTOSAURUS FLOATER!! DEBUSSEYS FAMILY!!!

LOLOL...hahah, your posts always crack me up.....

The Master · « **Reply #14 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:18:06 PM »

Quote from: Berserker on January 07, 2008, 06:16:05 PM

Congrats man! Only one question... Why wasn't your little Shit white?

Their mother was born in the toilet as well. Her name is ShittiHanzo Hattori.

benchmstr · « **Reply #15 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:18:39 PM »

i just had a shit that was violent yet delicat,i named it "water Lilly"

bench

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #16 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:19:49 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on January 07, 2008, 06:11:23 PM

This sounds like a wonderful thing. Can you take shit and turd with you when they are old enough and teach'em the ropes?

You know of any tree types that exemplify stupidity, and down right inferiority? I was thinking Yew, but that's immoratality, or even Ebony but that represents beauty and grace.

SF1900 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:21:09 PM »

I always find it interesting when I shit and it just dissapears. It like falls all the way in the toilet to be gone forever. Usually, they float a little, ya know..

The Master · « **Reply #18 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:22:18 PM »

HOLY SHIT, A FOURTH TWIN APPEARED!!!

THIS ONE HAD A HEFTY BIRTH; IT WAS ALL OVER THE TOILET WALLS; IN PIECES. DEBUSSEY HAD TO PIECE IT TOGETHER.

THIS TWIN WILL BE NAMED "DIARREAH"

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #19 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:22:36 PM »

What would you name a kid that doesn't want to leave home and clings all gluey like to all the bushes around the back door?

The Master · « **Reply #20 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:26:05 PM »

Quote from: Berserker on January 07, 2008, 06:22:36 PM

What would you name a kid that doesn't want to leave home and clings all gluey like to all the bushes around the back door?

"VINCE BASILE"

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #21 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:31:54 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on January 07, 2008, 06:26:05 PM

"VINCE BASILE"

That kid, err, shit, would live past 100.

The Master · « **Reply #22 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:35:27 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on January 07, 2008, 06:31:54 PM

That kid, err, shit, would live past 100.

NO question ABOUT it. He sure can float in the water of life!!

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #23 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:39:03 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on January 07, 2008, 06:35:27 PM

NO question ABOUT it. He sure can float in the water of life!!

Well, gimmick, you're something of a coward aren't you, chap?

I invented the butthole extender machine in 1864 and knew John Wilks Booth. He beat me like a redhead stepchild after drinks and a game of poker; but I'm not a bitter fellow at all.

The Master · « **Reply #24 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:40:42 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on January 07, 2008, 06:39:03 PM

Well, gimmick, you're something of a coward aren't you, chap?

I invented the butthole extender machine in 1864 and knew John Wilks Booth. He beat me like a redhead stepchild after drinks and a game of poker; but I'm not a bitter fellow at all.

Come on chaps! Let's go give birth to Melvins! brother in the bathroom! Goatboy! Melvin! Dungeons and Dragons!