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have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« on: January 08, 2008, 01:30:07 AM »
i foolishly instigated a drinking contest tomarrow with one of my friends. i was drunk and said i could drink him under the table. he is a 5-7 230lb mexican dude who drinks every day. it has been hyped up and i have to show up. he is used to drinking light beer (although by the case) so i thought i could have an advantage by using strong foreign beers or liquor. it was decided that jack daniels would be the medium. i am an experienced bourbon pro but supposedly he can drink a bottle by himself. contest is tomarrow at my friends place. whoever passes out first loses. im scared. i dont think i can win, even if i do it will be a costly victory. i dont want to be a pussy and concede victory but i might cause i dont want to endure the damage/brutal habgover that will ensue. i already got drunk tonight so i dont know about ther back to back but so did he.words of reptilian wisdom getbig bros??

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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2008, 06:10:07 AM »
i foolishly instigated a drinking contest tomarrow with one of my friends. i was drunk and said i could drink him under the table. he is a 5-7 230lb mexican dude who drinks every day. it has been hyped up and i have to show up. he is used to drinking light beer (although by the case) so i thought i could have an advantage by using strong foreign beers or liquor. it was decided that jack daniels would be the medium. i am an experienced bourbon pro but supposedly he can drink a bottle by himself. contest is tomarrow at my friends place. whoever passes out first loses. im scared. i dont think i can win, even if i do it will be a costly victory. i dont want to be a pussy and concede victory but i might cause i dont want to endure the damage/brutal habgover that will ensue. i already got drunk tonight so i dont know about ther back to back but so did he.words of reptilian wisdom getbig bros??






Getting drunk last night usually helps me but in a drinking contest there's usually no real winners :-\

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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2008, 06:38:43 AM »
Please don't die :'(
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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2008, 09:23:10 AM »
You could try drinking a good bit of water beforehand – not so much that you get sick before the contest even begins – but enough to dilute the effects of the alcohol.
Remember that booze dehydrates you, and the best cure/preventative for a hangover (for me & many others) is water.

Also try consuming some pasta or bread just to line your gut with something “spongy” for absorption purposes. You should know that liquor on an empty tank leads to a faster shit-faced state.

Now, the food & booze strategy is a given.
And I have successfully used the water / re-hydration technique to stop the room from spinning wildly while laying in bed – which is usually the precursor to me getting sick shortly thereafter – on the few occasions where I’ve had too much to drink.

But, I’ve never tried any of this in the context of a drinking contest, so don’t come yelling at me if you try it and it doesn’t work.

I still think your best option is to not go through with this contest at all.



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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2008, 09:50:43 AM »
i foolishly instigated a drinking contest tomarrow with one of my friends.

you're an idiot

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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2008, 09:55:29 AM »
Take a few hits of acid. You will be able to drink more.
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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2008, 11:01:30 AM »
Take a few hits of acid. You will be able to drink more.
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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2008, 11:24:55 AM »
Take it from a Scandinavian.

If he drinks as much and as often as you say. And you use alcohol as sparsely as you say.
You lose.


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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2008, 03:49:35 PM »
you are not a wuss if you back out of a drinking contest.  sorry, but the guy who wants to challenge you sounds like a real asshole! a man's strength, stature, character, etc isn't judged by how much alcohol you can consume. just for the hell of it, how old r u anyway? if you say you are over 30, i'd have to say you are really nuts for even trying such a thing! i'd just pay the guy off and tell him you don't want to risk alcohol poisoning! if he calls you a wuss, take some "performance enhancing sups", and challenge him to an arm wrestling contest and snap his arm off!  ;D

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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2008, 07:59:08 AM »
i foolishly instigated a drinking contest tomarrow with one of my friends. i was drunk and said i could drink him under the table. he is a 5-7 230lb mexican dude who drinks every day. it has been hyped up and i have to show up. he is used to drinking light beer (although by the case) so i thought i could have an advantage by using strong foreign beers or liquor. it was decided that jack daniels would be the medium. i am an experienced bourbon pro but supposedly he can drink a bottle by himself. contest is tomarrow at my friends place. whoever passes out first loses. im scared. i dont think i can win, even if i do it will be a costly victory. i dont want to be a pussy and concede victory but i might cause i dont want to endure the damage/brutal habgover that will ensue. i already got drunk tonight so i dont know about ther back to back but so did he.words of reptilian wisdom getbig bros??






Contest results? ;D

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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2008, 09:52:55 AM »
i foolishly instigated a drinking contest tomarrow with one of my friends. i was drunk and said i could drink him under the table. he is a 5-7 230lb mexican dude who drinks every day. it has been hyped up and i have to show up. he is used to drinking light beer (although by the case) so i thought i could have an advantage by using strong foreign beers or liquor. it was decided that jack daniels would be the medium. i am an experienced bourbon pro but supposedly he can drink a bottle by himself. contest is tomarrow at my friends place. whoever passes out first loses. im scared. i dont think i can win, even if i do it will be a costly victory. i dont want to be a pussy and concede victory but i might cause i dont want to endure the damage/brutal habgover that will ensue. i already got drunk tonight so i dont know about ther back to back but so did he.words of reptilian wisdom getbig bros??
Eat a lot of fat stuff beforehand to slow down alcohol absorption. Drink water too to dillute the alcohol.
After a respectable amount of hits, let him win.
Go throw up.

Drink a lot of water afterwards.
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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2008, 10:50:55 AM »
Contest results? ;D

Maybe he's still hung over.

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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2008, 11:36:06 AM »
Maybe he's still hung over.





No doubt. ;D

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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2008, 12:12:11 PM »
i foolishly instigated a drinking contest tomarrow with one of my friends. i was drunk and said i could drink him under the table. he is a 5-7 230lb mexican dude who drinks every day. it has been hyped up and i have to show up. he is used to drinking light beer (although by the case) so i thought i could have an advantage by using strong foreign beers or liquor. it was decided that jack daniels would be the medium. i am an experienced bourbon pro but supposedly he can drink a bottle by himself. contest is tomarrow at my friends place. whoever passes out first loses. im scared. i dont think i can win, even if i do it will be a costly victory. i dont want to be a pussy and concede victory but i might cause i dont want to endure the damage/brutal habgover that will ensue. i already got drunk tonight so i dont know about ther back to back but so did he.words of reptilian wisdom getbig bros??

take 2 ephedrine pills 30 mins before drinking

you'll drink him under the table..
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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2008, 12:32:01 PM »
take 2 ephedrine pills 30 mins before drinking

Toxie,
Are you being facetious?


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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2008, 04:03:53 PM »
Keep drinking water.

And take stimulants.

Good luck!

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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2008, 04:21:54 PM »
when i woke up the next day i came to my senses and called it off. its simply not worth it. i could have died trying to win haha

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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2008, 04:25:44 PM »
when i woke up the next day i came to my senses and called it off. its simply not worth it. i could have died trying to win haha

Pu ssy.

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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2008, 04:37:28 PM »
when i woke up the next day i came to my senses and called it off. its simply not worth it. i could have died trying to win haha
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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2008, 05:20:12 PM »
when i woke up the next day i came to my senses and called it off. its simply not worth it. i could have died trying to win haha




 So you gave up and let a wetback have braging rights :'(

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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2008, 09:03:54 AM »



 So you gave up and let a wetback have braging rights :'(

jesus, wetbacks can be beaten easy with hard liquor.

Matrix should have called for vodka.. I'm sure the wetback wouldn't have refused.

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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2008, 03:35:10 PM »
good man! you will get no slack from me for calling it off! and if the other dude makes fun of you, take "performance enhancing sups" and punch his lights out. then, rip his head off and shit down his neck!  ;D

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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2008, 07:07:58 PM »
i foolishly instigated a drinking contest tomarrow with one of my friends. i was drunk and said i could drink him under the table. he is a 5-7 230lb mexican dude who drinks every day. it has been hyped up and i have to show up. he is used to drinking light beer (although by the case) so i thought i could have an advantage by using strong foreign beers or liquor. it was decided that jack daniels would be the medium. i am an experienced bourbon pro but supposedly he can drink a bottle by himself. contest is tomarrow at my friends place. whoever passes out first loses. im scared. i dont think i can win, even if i do it will be a costly victory. i dont want to be a pussy and concede victory but i might cause i dont want to endure the damage/brutal habgover that will ensue. i already got drunk tonight so i dont know about ther back to back but so did he.words of reptilian wisdom getbig bros??

I can tell by your post you haven't reached puberty yet so take it eazy. But what is the price fore winning?( better be good)
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Re: have drinking contest tomarrow; am scared
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2008, 05:33:20 AM »
Toxie,
Are you being facetious?



nope...it works..
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