Author Topic: If Presidential candidates were getbiggers... (Read 2918 times)

240 is Back · « **on:** January 08, 2008, 05:06:48 PM »

Which ones would be owning machines? Which ones would harp about the good old days? Which would be easy-going, and which would be prone to meltdowns?

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #1 on:** January 08, 2008, 05:14:32 PM »

Hillary would be very prone to meltdowns. I think Obama would have some ownage ability.. as well as Huckster. RP would be prone to meltdowns but also be good at dishing it out. I think thompson and romney would be fairly laid back.. As for the others it s hard to tell.

joelocal · « **Reply #2 on:** January 08, 2008, 05:26:33 PM »

If Hillary were Pres, we'd in a war every 28 days!

I could just see Matt C. for president..........

joelocal · « **Reply #3 on:** January 08, 2008, 05:28:28 PM »

PLEASE WELCOME YOUR NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

240 is Back · « **Reply #4 on:** January 08, 2008, 05:29:34 PM »

Rush called Huckabee a lib, Joe.

What say you?

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #5 on:** January 08, 2008, 05:29:47 PM »

Joe would be a moron in office and there would be huge a scandal of him getting gear from his doc to compete in a bbing contest when he should have been lecturing the senate.

SirTraps · « **Reply #6 on:** January 08, 2008, 05:32:27 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on January 08, 2008, 05:29:47 PM

Joe would be a moron in office and there would be huge a scandal of him getting gear from his doc to compete in a bbing contest when he should have been lecturing the senate.

The last time the world saw an angry 5 foot 4 leader Napolean wreaked havoc over 3 continents. no thanks

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #7 on:** January 08, 2008, 05:45:49 PM »

Quote from: SirTraps on January 08, 2008, 05:32:27 PM

The last time the world saw an angry 5 foot 4 leader Napolean wreaked havoc over 3 continents. no thanks

HAHAHAHAHAHA

jesus dude that was fucking brilliant!

MisterMagoo · « **Reply #8 on:** January 08, 2008, 05:49:35 PM »

meltdowns from giuliani, mccain, and hillary.

owning machines would be kucinich, paul, and gravel.

thompson would be a lurker.

and joelocal would be a drooling retarded who worships a thrice-divorced fat slob with a drug addiction that offers as much reliable information as the weekly world news.

granted, that last point appears to be true anyway.

Alex23 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 08, 2008, 05:52:02 PM »

I'm the getbig incarnation of Bill Clinton.

Actually I chubby fuck more in an office environment that he ever did.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #10 on:** January 08, 2008, 05:53:12 PM »

Alex23 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 08, 2008, 05:58:14 PM »

Quote from: RonPaulFan on January 08, 2008, 05:53:12 PM

Ron Paul?

Hedgehog · « **Reply #12 on:** January 08, 2008, 06:00:14 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 is Back on January 08, 2008, 05:58:14 PM

Ron Paul?

Gayer than a cocktail party with Liberace, Elton John and George Michael.

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #13 on:** January 08, 2008, 07:02:33 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 is Back on January 08, 2008, 05:58:14 PM

Ron Paul?

Oh hell yeah.. Magneto 2012!!!!

joelocal · « **Reply #14 on:** January 08, 2008, 07:05:43 PM »

dr.chimps · « **Reply #15 on:** January 08, 2008, 07:06:47 PM »

Quote from: joelocal on January 08, 2008, 05:28:28 PM

PLEASE WELCOME YOUR NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

You can't be serious about this ~~pedophile~~ guy, can you?

joelocal · « **Reply #16 on:** January 08, 2008, 07:08:45 PM »

dr.chimps · « **Reply #17 on:** January 08, 2008, 07:11:31 PM »

Hehe. Well done, but he (and that family) is/are bottom feeders, too.

/imagine doing that and then letting her drown...boggles the mind

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #18 on:** January 08, 2008, 08:05:27 PM »

Quote from: joelocal on January 08, 2008, 07:08:45 PM

hahahahhahaahaa.. very nice!!!

Maybe ill go with Limbaugh/Magneto 2012 instead!!

James Blunt · « **Reply #19 on:** January 08, 2008, 08:11:07 PM »

Next time I get my haircut i'm bringing this photo. Just wonderful.

240 is Back · « **Reply #20 on:** January 08, 2008, 08:14:51 PM »

Rush admitted that he was 'carrying the water' for the republican party.

he apologized for relaying a message he didn't believe in, for 2 years.

There's a man of intergity. He helped brainwash ppl for years, and he didn't believe a word of it.

Matt C · « **Reply #21 on:** January 08, 2008, 08:15:15 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 08, 2008, 05:06:48 PM

Which ones would be owning machines? Which ones would harp about the good old days? Which would be easy-going, and which would be prone to meltdowns?

240 or Bust.

joelocal · « **Reply #22 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:21:48 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 08, 2008, 08:14:51 PM

Rush admitted that he was 'carrying the water' for the republican party.

he apologized for relaying a message he didn't believe in, for 2 years.

There's a man of intergity. He helped brainwash ppl for years, and he didn't believe a word of it.

Care to find that? I heard the broadcast the day he said it....that's not what I remember.............sou nds like Liberal interpratation too me.

240 is Back · « **Reply #23 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:29:04 PM »

Quote from: joelocal on January 08, 2008, 09:21:48 PM

Care to find that? I heard the broadcast the day he said it....that's not what I remember.............sou nds like Liberal interpratation too me.

I love it when you call me a liberal. Aside from the fact I have voted repub my whole life and support the war, support repubs on every domestic issue...

You call me a lib because I "call out" the repub party for its BS. Because I have high standards for my team. WHen I see dog shit in my yard, I don't ignore it and laugh at the neighbor's yard because he has two piles of dog shit. No, I go pick up the dog shit.

When I see my party, the republican party, doing things that are wrong, I call them on it. I don't turn a blind eye, because that only fosters more corruption and lies and abuses.

High standards. You have them for your physique, you should have them for your party. You don't ignore your poor pecs or arms because Joe Schmoe on the next bench has even worse arms and pecs. No, you admit a weakness and work to improve it.

Can you admit 5 weaknesses of the Bush admin, joe?

figgs · « **Reply #24 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:37:01 PM »

Politicians would be as Delusional a Getbigger as Billy Guns.