Author Topic: Well I finally did it.. (Read 2123 times)

Brixtonbulldog · « **on:** January 09, 2008, 02:39:24 PM »

I've never zipped my cock in my zipper before... hurt like a bitch.

Bluto · « **Reply #1 on:** January 09, 2008, 03:06:54 PM »

thats why i use buttons but i actually got a pair of jeans the other day with zipper so you got me scared now $:-\$

Havenbull · « **Reply #2 on:** January 09, 2008, 03:24:05 PM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on January 09, 2008, 02:39:24 PM

I've never zipped my cock in my zipper before... hurt like a bitch.

BRIXTONBULLDYKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would imagine that you, being Jewish, would have circumsized yourself years ago.

"Self-moils" are scum

Did you at least do a bris

hahahahahahahahaha

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #3 on:** January 09, 2008, 05:06:00 PM »

Quote from: Havenbull on January 09, 2008, 03:24:05 PM

BRIXTONBULLDYKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would imagine that you, being Jewish, would have circumsized yourself years ago.

"Self-moils" are scum

Did you at least do a bris

hahahahahahahahaha

It's not my fault your jew loving whore of a mother likes a cut dick. Although I now fear that I won't be able to satisfy her anal fantasies until my penis has recovered.

Havenbull · « **Reply #4 on:** January 09, 2008, 06:59:33 PM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on January 09, 2008, 05:06:00 PM

It's not my fault your jew loving whore of a mother likes a cut dick. Although I now fear that I won't be able to satisfy her anal fantasies until my penis has recovered.

Nah, you'd probably complain of a draft, leave an 11% tip rounding down to the nearest penny, and have an anxiety attack before it all even started !! PWND

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #5 on:** January 09, 2008, 07:04:09 PM »

Quote from: Havenbull on January 09, 2008, 06:59:33 PM

PWND

Classic world of warcraft/harry potter enthusiast response.

And I think its funny that you assume I was paying HER!!!! ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!

don't ask her about me... you might have a stroke

Havenbull · « **Reply #6 on:** January 09, 2008, 07:09:41 PM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on January 09, 2008, 07:04:09 PM

Classic world of warcraft/harry potter enthusiast response.

And I think its funny that you assume I was paying HER!!!! ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!

don't ask her about me... you might have a stroke

Sorry, you wouldn't be able to be with her... your mother won't let you be with a gentile... oy vay

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #7 on:** January 09, 2008, 07:46:27 PM »

Quote from: Havenbull on January 09, 2008, 07:09:41 PM

Sorry, you wouldn't be able to be with her... your mother won't let you be with a gentile... oy vay

My mother was methodist.

kiwiol · « **Reply #8 on:** January 09, 2008, 11:44:33 PM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on January 09, 2008, 02:39:24 PM

I've never zipped my cock in my zipper before... hurt like a bitch.

How did you get your zipper into your boyfriend's mouth

Havenbull · « **Reply #9 on:** January 10, 2008, 05:20:15 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 09, 2008, 11:44:33 PM

How did you get your zipper into your boyfriend's mouth

HAHAHAHAHHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #10 on:** January 10, 2008, 05:54:57 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 09, 2008, 11:44:33 PM

How did you get your zipper into your boyfriend's mouth

I don't get it..

kiwiol · « **Reply #11 on:** January 10, 2008, 06:08:25 AM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on January 10, 2008, 05:54:57 AM

I don't get it..

No but your mom will, when I see her tonight

dan18 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2008, 09:59:22 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 09, 2008, 11:44:33 PM

How did you get your zipper into your boyfriend's mouth

he must have been late for his shift at wall mart

kiwiol · « **Reply #13 on:** January 10, 2008, 03:02:56 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on January 10, 2008, 09:59:22 AM

he must have been late for his shift at wall mart

You should get him a job where you work Dan - can't be that hard for him to learn how to flip burgers

Havenbull · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2008, 03:05:41 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 10, 2008, 03:02:56 PM

You should get him a job where you work Dan - can't be that hard for him to learn how to flip burgers

DAN18 IS A ~~PUSSY~~ JAR OF MAYONAISE WRECKING MACHINE !!!!!!!!!

kiwiol · « **Reply #15 on:** January 10, 2008, 03:16:56 PM »

Quote from: Havenbull on January 10, 2008, 03:05:41 PM

DAN18 IS A ~~PUSSY~~ JAR OF Man-MAYONAISE WRECKING MACHINE !!!!!!!!!

Fixed

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #16 on:** January 10, 2008, 05:02:58 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 10, 2008, 06:08:25 AM

No but your mom will, when I see her tonight

Don't talk about her like that... she's a WHITE woman.

kiwiol · « **Reply #17 on:** January 10, 2008, 05:18:13 PM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on January 10, 2008, 05:02:58 PM

Don't talk about her like that... she's a WHITE woman.

Not to mention a nasty, nasty lady all the way hahahaha

Havenbull · « **Reply #18 on:** January 10, 2008, 05:58:42 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 10, 2008, 05:18:13 PM

Not to mention a nasty, nasty lady all the way hahahaha

Are you suggesting she slurps fresh sperm out of her ass with a long straw, kiwiol ?? otherwise known as shrimping

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #19 on:** January 10, 2008, 06:04:19 PM »

Quote from: Havenbull on January 10, 2008, 05:58:42 PM

Are you suggesting she slurps fresh sperm out of her ass with a long straw, kiwiol ?? otherwise known as shrimping

No I believe he was referring to his bitterness and jealousy after being refused by my 5 foot nothing, 170lb, 60 year old, redheaded, Irish mother for being one of those "mud" races.

And I'm nowhere near surprised to hear you're fond of "shrimping" havenoballs...

Havenbull · « **Reply #20 on:** January 10, 2008, 06:24:34 PM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on January 10, 2008, 06:04:19 PM

No I believe he was referring to his bitterness and jealousy after being refused by my 5 foot nothing, 170lb, 60 year old, redheaded, Irish mother for being one of those "mud" races.

And I'm nowhere near surprised to hear you're fond of "shrimping" havenoballs...

60 yo and still readheaded, huh?

Check her pubes, guaranteed they're gray

BTW, you're on the edge of meltdown.

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #21 on:** January 10, 2008, 07:04:07 PM »

Quote from: Havenbull on January 10, 2008, 06:24:34 PM

60 yo and still readheaded, huh?

Check her pubes, guaranteed they're gray

BTW, you're on the edge of meltdown.

Pubes don't don't "go grey" as much as head hair. Obviously my mom never let you get past 2nd base.. prolly about the same time she noticed your breath smelled like ass/balls/cock combo.

Good luck getting that meltdown..

Havenbull · « **Reply #22 on:** January 10, 2008, 08:49:10 PM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on January 10, 2008, 07:04:07 PM

Pubes don't don't "go grey" as much as head hair. Obviously my mom never let you get past 2nd base.. prolly about the same time she noticed your breath smelled like ass/balls/cock combo.

Good luck getting that meltdown..

best to discuss this here