Quick owning at the gym last night...

[Man of Steel]

So I'm trying out a new Gold's and while there brutalizing my hamstrings I get a couple super-obese, hillbilly burnts that approach and say, "You're a pretty big boy......how much ya bench?  Ya know, in a couple years all that's gonna turn to fat."   I said, "Man, if that's the case you two musta looked like pro bbs not long ago....thanks for the heads up!!"  A few people around me laughed and they went on to bother someone else.

[Quickerblade]

AHAHhaha i hear that shit all time "thats going to turn into fat"

[The Squadfather]

So I'm trying out a new Gold's and while there brutalizing my hamstrings I get a couple super-obese, hillbilly burnts that approach and say, "You're a pretty big boy......how much ya bench?  Ya know, in a couple years all that's gonna turn to fat."   I said, "Man, if that's the cause you two musta looked like pro bbs not long ago....thanks for the heads up!!"  A few people around me laughed and they went on to bother someone else.

hahahahahahaa, classic, i love when these clowns ask what you bench no matter what bodypart you're training.

[Thealmightyronald]

That's awesome. I hate it when people say that though. I also find it funny when they say they're gonna turn it into muscle(the pile of fat they call their physiques).

[gordiano]

So I'm trying out a new Gold's and while there brutalizing my hamstrings I get a couple super-obese, hillbilly burnts that approach and say, "You're a pretty big boy......how much ya bench?  Ya know, in a couple years all that's gonna turn to fat."   I said, "Man, if that's the cause you two musta looked like pro bbs not long ago....thanks for the heads up!!"  A few people around me laughed and they went on to bother someone else.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man of Ownage!

Fucking idiots....

[SF1900]

AHHH, the good ol' "that will turn to fat later on in life" line.

That line translates to "im too fat, lazy and out of shape to actually transform my body, so I have to knock other people that can."

Monster jealousy!

[Bobby]

EPIC STEALING MY OWNINGS AND MODIFYING THEM

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=189574.msg2615278#msg2615278



"This was some time ago at an old job, a group of ppl standing around and we were talking about working out, being healthy etc... this one fella an older man badly out of shape is looking at me, you know the typical jealous stare and he does it for quite a while before he finally comes up with something. Then he says to me "you know all that muscle looks good now, but when you'll get older it will turn to fat"

so i look at him and say "wow you must have been really muscular when you were young!""

[flexingtonsteele]

So I'm trying out a new Gold's and while there brutalizing my hamstrings I get a couple super-obese, hillbilly burnts that approach and say, "You're a pretty big boy......how much ya bench?  Ya know, in a couple years all that's gonna turn to fat."   I said, "Man, if that's the case you two musta looked like pro bbs not long ago....thanks for the heads up!!"  A few people around me laughed and they went on to bother someone else.

haha, good story, way to own those hillbilly homos

[Steve Pulcinella]

doesn't everyone pretty much end up fat when they are old?

[A2daMIR]

EPIC STEALING MY OWNINGS AND MODIFYING THEM

yeah i was gonna say i read that shit a while ago here

[thewickedtruth]

I love the stories old guys come up and tell you about how they used to be hardcore bodybuilders and used GH and how this new no-xplode is the latest big time steroid. 

[Bluto]

mos mustve been pretty muscular in his youth

[cht868]

i love it when people tell me how much they love noxplode, then i ask them how long they have been taking it and how much weight they have gained...they then pause look confused, then have no answer

[coltrane]

i love it when someone's like....uh how much ya bench?

i always say...roughly 600 pounds.  Ppl believe you too...cause they have zero clue.  It's funny to see the look on there face.

[no one]

 

[Croatch]

So I'm trying out a new Gold's and while there brutalizing my hamstrings I get a couple super-obese, hillbilly burnts that approach and say, "You're a pretty big boy......how much ya bench?  Ya know, in a couple years all that's gonna turn to fat."   I said, "Man, if that's the case you two musta looked like pro bbs not long ago....thanks for the heads up!!"  A few people around me laughed and they went on to bother someone else.

haha, Oh man.  I would have replied, not everyone has the same genetics, then look down at their fatbody and moved on in my routine.  Not even getting into the myth of that idiotic statement.  Or, I would have hit them with, "You don't know too much on how the human body works, do you?"
How much you bench press?  I love that question.  I'm going to start answering that one, "I'm not sure, but I can tell you I have more striations in my forearm, than you do in your whole body."  Then hit a forearm shot...leaving them thinking, "Whoah.  That guy was a real asshole." haha

[Fulgorre]

Some trainer at my gym tried to own me!  I came in wearing an Under Armor beanie and the first thing he said was,"Excuse me, are you a cage fighter!" lmao

[Roland Bones]

Some trainer at my gym tried to own me!  I came in wearing an Under Armor beanie and the first thing he said was,"Excuse me, are you a cage fighter!" lmao

Why the fuck are you training in a Under Armor beanie? Is your gym near the Polar Ice Caps and that massive sloping cro-magnon forehead of yours needs warmth or do you just want to impress the Delta Cappa boys while you grunt out your last set of smith shrugs.

[Tombo]

calm down Roland Bones thats no way to make freinds around here

[SF1900]

Why the fuck are you training in a Under Armor beanie? Is your gym near the Polar Ice Caps and that massive sloping cro-magnon forehead of yours needs warmth or do you just want to impress the Delta Cappa boys while you grunt out your last set of smith shrugs.

It would be funny if his gym was near the polar ice caps ...you would probably feel like a big douchebag

[Roland Bones]

calm down Roland Bones thats no way to make freinds around here

Listen up Tombo, you dough-eyed amateur in a frilly pink leotard, the next string of words your crooked talons beat out on your DELL soft-type better be about Cell-Tech giving you "grate gainz" or ill running stiff-arm your hairless head inside your hobbit shaped body until it bursts inside-out from the deepest dick dented depth of your rod ravaged rectum plopping your peanut sized brain out onto the GetBig floor.

[BFP]

calm down Roland Bones thats no way to make freinds around here

was there something, tomboy?

Jason

[chaos]

Listen up Tombo, you dough-eyed amateur in a frilly pink leotard, the next string of words your crooked talons beat out on your DELL soft-type better be about Cell-Tech giving you "grate gainz" or ill running stiff-arm your hairless head inside your hobbit shaped body until it bursts inside-out from the deepest dick dented depth of your rod ravaged rectum plopping your peanut sized brain out onto the GetBig floor.

Welcome to getbig "Roland", I see you're fitting right in

[Tombo]

Listen up Tombo, you dough-eyed amateur in a frilly pink leotard, the next string of words your crooked talons beat out on your DELL soft-type better be about Cell-Tech giving you "grate gainz" or ill running stiff-arm your hairless head inside your hobbit shaped body until it bursts inside-out from the deepest dick dented depth of your rod ravaged rectum plopping your peanut sized brain out onto the GetBig floor.

for fucks sake do i have to read that?

[Man of Steel]

mos mustve been pretty muscular in his youth

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Bada-bing!!