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good SON saves me from a night in jail
« on: January 12, 2008, 06:25:58 PM »
So i get home from the gym...wife says hey we need to pick up some prime rib family comming over for my sons birthday sunday..so we head out me my 2 boys oldest turned 8 we go to the price club i have my 8 year old wife has the 4 year old this couple are having a fight my son runs down the isle sees something he wants..this guy swings his cart around and hits my kid... ok it was an accident i think to myself,then he says what he never should have come out of his mouth....[ watch were you're going next time stupid]

hahahahahahaha Brain snaps ''picture this'' as i gave the fucker by the neck i hear dannnnnyyyy noooo
i slam this dick head into a rack of dvds and my wife on one side of me and the guys wife on the other side of me pleading with me to let him go.....classic move my 8 year old runs up and punches the guy i laugh so hard i let him go and told him next time i see you walk the other way or im will kill you...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE MY KIDS ....
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2008, 06:29:57 PM »
Quote from: dan18 on January 12, 2008, 06:25:58 PM
So i get home from the gym...wife says hey we need to pick up some prime rib family comming over for my sons birthday sunday..so we head out me my 2 boys oldest turned 8 we go to the price club i have my 8 year old wife has the 4 year old this couple are having a fight my son runs down the isle sees something he wants..this guy swings his cart around and hits my kid... ok it was an accident i think to myself,then he says what he never should have come out of his mouth....[ watch were you're going next time stupid]

hahahahahahaha Brain snaps ''picture this'' as i gave the fucker by the neck i hear dannnnnyyyy noooo
i slam this dick head into a rack of dvds and my wife on one side of me and the guys wife on the other side of me pleading with me to let him go.....classic move my 8 year old runs up and punches the guy i laugh so hard i let him go and told him next time i see you walk the other way or im will kill you...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE MY KIDS ....

good for you man--no way anyone should talk like that to a kid.  Even better that the kid hit him.
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2008, 06:33:15 PM »
Quote from: dan18 on January 12, 2008, 06:25:58 PM
So i get home from the gym...wife says hey we need to pick up some prime rib family comming over for my sons birthday sunday..so we head out me my 2 boys oldest turned 8 we go to the price club i have my 8 year old wife has the 4 year old this couple are having a fight my son runs down the isle sees something he wants..this guy swings his cart around and hits my kid... ok it was an accident i think to myself,then he says what he never should have come out of his mouth....[ watch were you're going next time stupid]

hahahahahahaha Brain snaps ''picture this'' as i gave the fucker by the neck i hear dannnnnyyyy noooo
i slam this dick head into a rack of dvds and my wife on one side of me and the guys wife on the other side of me pleading with me to let him go.....classic move my 8 year old runs up and punches the guy i laugh so hard i let him go and told him next time i see you walk the other way or im will kill you...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE MY KIDS ....

Should have let both kids kick him in the nuts!
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2008, 06:37:32 PM »
Quote from: danielson on January 12, 2008, 06:33:15 PM
Should have let both kids kick him in the nuts!
Tiger shulmans hes a green belt i should have held him while my son kicked him in the balls ;D
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2008, 06:57:48 PM »
Quote from: dan18 on January 12, 2008, 06:25:58 PM
So i get home from the gym...wife says hey we need to pick up some prime rib family comming over for my sons birthday sunday..so we head out me my 2 boys oldest turned 8 we go to the price club i have my 8 year old wife has the 4 year old this couple are having a fight my son runs down the isle sees something he wants..this guy swings his cart around and hits my kid... ok it was an accident i think to myself,then he says what he never should have come out of his mouth....[ watch were you're going next time stupid]

hahahahahahaha Brain snaps ''picture this'' as i gave the fucker by the neck i hear dannnnnyyyy noooo
i slam this dick head into a rack of dvds and my wife on one side of me and the guys wife on the other side of me pleading with me to let him go.....classic move my 8 year old runs up and punches the guy i laugh so hard i let him go and told him next time i see you walk the other way or im will kill you...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE MY KIDS ....

hahahahaa owning machines !!!!  I bet your kid staged the whole thing just to watch the guy get humbled in public  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2008, 07:00:17 PM »
good stuff Dan, actually you had some restraint, if i had a son and some son of a bitch touched him i'd cut his fuccking head off with a machete, not trying to sound like a tough guy but if you hurt one of my kids there's nothing int he world that would stop me from killing the motherfuccker.
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2008, 07:36:25 PM »

man i would have paid just to see that.

plus, it's the fucker's fault (fight with his wife in public) and he said, ''watch were you're going next time stupid'' (goddamnit, it's only a kid)

i just can't wait when some dickhead say that to my son  :D
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2008, 08:10:43 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on January 12, 2008, 07:00:17 PM
good stuff Dan, actually you had some restraint, if i had a son and some son of a bitch touched him i'd cut his fuccking head off with a machete, not trying to sound like a tough guy but if you hurt one of my kids there's nothing int he world that would stop me from killing the motherfuccker.
i got a 911 call today from a next door neighbor of a local piece of shit,the neighbor said that, that asshole was beating his 6 year old son in the front yard so i haul ass over their(he only lives 2 blocks from the pd)and sure enough there he is with his 6 year old son pinned underneath him while he is hitting him in the face and chest(the kid was unconscious when i arrived).so i very forcefully removed him from his son(fist vs ear),and i had my trainee putting him in cuff's while me and my corporal take care of the kid and this asshole tries to fight my trainee,so i left the kid with my corporal and i proceeded to make this #### wish i would just shoot him.needless to say my hand hurts and i had to fill out a "use of force form"  >:(

at least the kid was OK,god help that #### if he wasn't.

and this isn't the worst fucking thing i have seen this week.

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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2008, 08:16:42 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on January 12, 2008, 08:10:43 PM
i got a 911 call today from a next door neighbor of a local piece of shit,the neighbor said that, that asshole was beating his 6 year old son in the front yard so i haul ass over their(he only lives 2 blocks from the pd)and sure enough there he is with his 6 year old son pinned underneath him while he is hitting him in the face and chest(the kid was unconscious when i arrived).so i very forcefully removed him from his son(fist vs ear),and i had my trainee putting him in cuff's while me and my corporal take care of the kid and this asshole tries to fight my trainee,so i left the kid with my corporal and i proceeded to make this #### wish i would just shoot him.needless to say my hand hurts and i had to fill out a "use of force form"  >:(

at least the kid was OK,god help that #### if he wasn't.

and this isn't the worst fucking thing i have seen this week.

bench

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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2008, 08:17:56 PM »
Man that's just horrible bench.



Bye the way Danny, good for you.
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2008, 08:30:03 PM »
Kids are brats, they walk all over my lawn and break shit and dont say anything, next time, tell your kid to stop running in a place where people are shopping.
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2008, 08:38:16 PM »
Quote from: SS on January 12, 2008, 08:17:56 PM
Man that's just horrible bench.



Bye the way Danny, good for you.
my first week as a police officer that same guy pulled a knife on me,so i took it away from him and broke out 8 of his teeth.they are now revoking his parole and bond.so he will be in the state penitentiary for a few years.

can you tell i really hate that guy?

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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2008, 11:08:51 PM »
Lots of restraint being shown in this thread..........good for you guys.
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2008, 11:10:20 PM »
Quote from: dan18 on January 12, 2008, 06:25:58 PM
So i get home from the gym...wife says hey we need to pick up some prime rib family comming over for my sons birthday sunday..so we head out me my 2 boys oldest turned 8 we go to the price club i have my 8 year old wife has the 4 year old this couple are having a fight my son runs down the isle sees something he wants..this guy swings his cart around and hits my kid... ok it was an accident i think to myself,then he says what he never should have come out of his mouth....[ watch were you're going next time stupid]

hahahahahahaha Brain snaps ''picture this'' as i gave the fucker by the neck i hear dannnnnyyyy noooo
i slam this dick head into a rack of dvds and my wife on one side of me and the guys wife on the other side of me pleading with me to let him go.....classic move my 8 year old runs up and punches the guy i laugh so hard i let him go and told him next time i see you walk the other way or im will kill you...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE MY KIDS ....

good stuff big man ;D
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2008, 11:16:14 PM »
Quote from: JediKnight on January 12, 2008, 08:30:03 PM
Kids are brats, they walk all over my lawn and break shit and dont say anything, next time, tell your kid to stop running in a place where people are shopping.

Hey fuckface, how was this year's Star Wars convention?  Did you get hold of any new action figures?  Scram, you fuckin' dork.
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2008, 02:46:45 AM »
Quote from: dan18 on January 12, 2008, 06:25:58 PM
So i get home from the gym...wife says hey we need to pick up some prime rib family comming over for my sons birthday sunday..so we head out me my 2 boys oldest turned 8 we go to the price club i have my 8 year old wife has the 4 year old this couple are having a fight my son runs down the isle sees something he wants..this guy swings his cart around and hits my kid... ok it was an accident i think to myself,then he says what he never should have come out of his mouth....[ watch were you're going next time stupid]

hahahahahahaha Brain snaps ''picture this'' as i gave the fucker by the neck i hear dannnnnyyyy noooo
i slam this dick head into a rack of dvds and my wife on one side of me and the guys wife on the other side of me pleading with me to let him go.....classic move my 8 year old runs up and punches the guy i laugh so hard i let him go and told him next time i see you walk the other way or im will kill you...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE MY KIDS ....

Next time get your kids to play in some corner of your forehead - enough space for a soccer match there hahahaha
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2008, 07:16:29 AM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 12, 2008, 11:16:14 PM
JediKnight, you rule man,,big bobs and I are gay and eat each other's asshole out every night,,sorry for messign with u, my kid is retarded and i am really bummed that i failed at life.


MELTDOWN,,LMAO "pANDAMOMIUM,,HAHAHAHAHAH , You are such a clown, how was your vacation to "wally world" with your retard son, and your down syndrome boy friend, you aren't shit Panda. PUSSY.
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2008, 07:24:56 AM »
i'd say the guy got off easy. what if dan18 had headbutted him
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2008, 10:20:02 AM »
Quote from: JediKnight on January 13, 2008, 07:16:29 AM

MELTDOWN,,LMAO "pANDAMOMIUM,,HAHAHAHAHAH , You are such a clown, how was your vacation to "wally world" with your retard son, and your down syndrome boy friend, you aren't shit Panda. PUSSY.

that's a nice little gay porn fantasy you typed to replace my post.  Well done, twinkie.
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2008, 11:18:13 AM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 12, 2008, 11:16:14 PM
Hey fuckface, how was this year's Star Wars convention?  Did you get hold of any new action figures?  Scram, you fuckin' dork.
Hey geeksquad, isn't that the same line I used on you........hahahahaha
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2008, 12:08:34 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on January 12, 2008, 08:38:16 PM
my first week as a police officer that same guy pulled a knife on me,so i took it away from him and broke out 8 of his teeth.they are now revoking his parole and bond.so he will be in the state penitentiary for a few years.

can you tell i really hate that guy?

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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2008, 12:15:12 PM »
with 2500+ posts im not sure he would be around either  :D
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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2008, 03:13:38 PM »
Quote from: SS on January 13, 2008, 12:08:34 PM
Glad you're one of the good guys, cause no offense most cops I have encountered are assholes that are never around when needed.
no offense taken,i just never had a reason to be a asshole.i dont understand why allot of officers are assholes,but the ones that are assholes are often hated by thier fellow officers.we have a few of those types around these parts.what they dont realize is they might need backup one day,and they may not get it.

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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2008, 03:14:30 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on January 13, 2008, 12:15:12 PM
with 2500+ posts im not sure he would be around either  :D
your one to talk,check my stats.i dont even make 5 post a day.

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Re: good SON saves me from a night in jail
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2008, 06:28:50 AM »
Quote from: dan18 on January 12, 2008, 06:25:58 PM
So i get home from the gym...wife says hey we need to pick up some prime rib family comming over for my sons birthday sunday..so we head out me my 2 boys oldest turned 8 we go to the price club i have my 8 year old wife has the 4 year old this couple are having a fight my son runs down the isle sees something he wants..this guy swings his cart around and hits my kid... ok it was an accident i think to myself,then he says what he never should have come out of his mouth....[ watch were you're going next time stupid]

hahahahahahaha Brain snaps ''picture this'' as i gave the fucker by the neck i hear dannnnnyyyy noooo
i slam this dick head into a rack of dvds and my wife on one side of me and the guys wife on the other side of me pleading with me to let him go.....classic move my 8 year old runs up and punches the guy i laugh so hard i let him go and told him next time i see you walk the other way or im will kill you...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE MY KIDS ....




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