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Get Fat, get given a Porsche
« on: January 17, 2008, 05:59:08 AM »
A man named David Caruso who lost 300 pounds after weighing 525 pounds came on the show in 2003 and told Oprah that one of his wishes was to sit in a Porsche. Minutes later, a white 2004 Porsche Boxster S (worth about $63,000) was given to him.

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Re: Get Fat, get given a Porsche
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2008, 06:29:38 AM »
His lack of willpower is sickening!  >:(
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Re: Get Fat, get given a Porsche
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2008, 06:47:25 AM »
and then he went back to shooting CSI Miami?

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Re: Get Fat, get given a Porsche
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2008, 06:51:41 AM »
Was he related to Robinson Caruso?

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Re: Get Fat, get given a Porsche
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2008, 07:04:50 AM »
and then he looked away form the camera, took his hands off his hips, and slid on a pair of sunglasses.

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Re: Get Fat, get given a Porsche
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2008, 07:10:26 AM »
A man named David Caruso who lost 300 pounds after weighing 525 pounds came on the show in 2003 and told Oprah that one of his wishes was to sit in a Porsche. Minutes later, a white 2004 Porsche Boxster S (worth about $63,000) was given to him.

Hope he doesn't trade it for fast food vouchers

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Re: Get Fat, get given a Porsche
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2008, 07:47:29 AM »
a 2004 boxter s isnt worth close to $63,000

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Re: Get Fat, get given a Porsche
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2008, 07:55:08 AM »
Everyone knows a "boxster" isn't a proper porsche.

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Re: Get Fat, get given a Porsche
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2008, 07:56:20 AM »
a 2004 boxter s isnt worth close to $63,000

HAHAHAH,  a brand new box limited edition boxter goes for 59,900.  

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Re: Get Fat, get given a Porsche
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2008, 11:33:33 AM »
how did he get a 2004 car in 2003?  ;D

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Re: Get Fat, get given a Porsche
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2008, 11:40:02 AM »
how did he get a 2004 car in 2003?  ;D

I copied and pasted it, it is strange, like oprah herself.

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Re: Get Fat, get given a Porsche
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2008, 11:41:30 AM »
Get Fat, get given a Porsche

Is this another US policy?  Up there with "Cross the border, get a check."  ;D

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