Epic sarcasm!
How did they get my cell number? And I bet you those people texting me were middleaged men looking for buttsex.
Scared the shit out of me.
I was just messing around.
I do not know how they got your cell number. That is creppy. I refuse to get a myspace because I will not conform to the norms of societal standards

Plus, yeah, a lot of weirdos exist on myspace.