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I get home from the gym and she's cookin up grub.as soon as I sit down she says"you gotta run to the store I'm outta sauce and can't finish dinner without it and you gotta be back in 5 minutes.

" now its impossible for me to get back in 5 but I say ok.so I run to the store,can't find the right aisle for what I need plus I take my time to check out the hotties that are grocery shopping.after 15 minutes my cell rings.the first words outta her mouth..."IS THERE A PROBLEM"

Man of Steel · « **Reply #7 on:** January 18, 2008, 10:52:13 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on January 18, 2008, 10:49:22 AM

Working

I was owned by my girl last night
I get home from the gym and she's cookin up grub.as soon as I sit down she says"you gotta run to the store I'm outta sauce and can't finish dinner without it and you gotta be back in 5 minutes. " now its impossible for me to get back in 5 but I say ok.so I run to the store,can't find the right aisle for what I need plus I take my time to check out the hotties that are grocery shopping.after 15 minutes my cell rings.the first words outta her mouth..."IS THERE A PROBLEM"

AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Bluto · « **Reply #8 on:** January 18, 2008, 10:59:16 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on January 18, 2008, 10:49:22 AM

Working

I was owned by my girl last night
I get home from the gym and she's cookin up grub.as soon as I sit down she says"you gotta run to the store I'm outta sauce and can't finish dinner without it and you gotta be back in 5 minutes. " now its impossible for me to get back in 5 but I say ok.so I run to the store,can't find the right aisle for what I need plus I take my time to check out the hotties that are grocery shopping.after 15 minutes my cell rings.the first words outta her mouth..."IS THERE A PROBLEM"

"is there something?"

epic getbig scenario! only running outta sauce means something different around here

Bluto · « **Reply #9 on:** January 18, 2008, 11:00:05 AM »

mos you looking for a stand alone player, you're not satisified with the one that comes with the ps3 ?

CalvinH · « **Reply #10 on:** January 18, 2008, 11:00:44 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 18, 2008, 10:47:23 AM

Praise Allah.

G-men just resigned your ND boy Tuck.
5 years 30 mil,16 up front.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #11 on:** January 18, 2008, 11:26:02 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on January 18, 2008, 11:00:05 AM

mos you looking for a stand alone player, you're not satisified with the one that comes with the ps3 ?

I don't game much so I don't own a ps3, plus I've read the audio isn't quite as good outta the ps3....can't confirm that. Yeah, I'm tryin to decide between $400 and $700 models although the only difference I'm finding are a couple audio outputs which I'm not concerned with.

CalvinH · « **Reply #12 on:** January 18, 2008, 11:38:30 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on January 18, 2008, 10:59:16 AM

"is there something?"

epic getbig scenario! only running outta sauce means something different around here

Haha,true.

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #13 on:** January 18, 2008, 11:45:43 AM »

I'm gonna eat some Wendy's for dinner.

avesher · « **Reply #14 on:** January 18, 2008, 11:46:47 AM »

who wants pie?

anvil · « **Reply #15 on:** January 18, 2008, 11:51:28 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on January 18, 2008, 11:26:02 AM

I don't game much so I don't own a ps3, plus I've read the audio isn't quite as good outta the ps3....can't confirm that. Yeah, I'm tryin to decide between $400 and $700 models although the only difference I'm finding are a couple audio outputs which I'm not concerned with.

I saw a samsung blu ray player at comp usa for 375 bucks. I haven't really shopped around though so I'm not sure if that's the best deal or not.

CalvinH · « **Reply #16 on:** January 18, 2008, 11:55:13 AM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 18, 2008, 11:45:43 AM

I'm gonna eat some Wendy's for dinner.

Mmm...dude ya gotta try the baconater!

Havenbull · « **Reply #17 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:03:47 PM »

Lately, I've been wiping my ass with moist toilettes after I shit

SS · « **Reply #18 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:17:54 PM »

I had 2 blt's for lunch but i was still hungry so i went and got a double bacon cheeseburger, so i feel a little better.

Bluto · « **Reply #19 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:22:32 PM »

i had a steak sandwich

looks something like this, but wasnt as clean cause i had lots of dressing etc on it

avesher · « **Reply #20 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:44:44 PM »

Quote from: Havenbull on January 18, 2008, 12:03:47 PM

Lately, I've been wiping my ass with moist toilettes after I shit

no bunching or leaving scraps of paper behind? Do you feel "cleaner" after? Ive been considering this

Havenbull · « **Reply #21 on:** January 18, 2008, 01:03:46 PM »

Quote from: avesher on January 18, 2008, 12:44:44 PM

no bunching or leaving scraps of paper behind? Do you feel "cleaner" after? Ive been considering this

Yes, I feel fresh...

and confident I can fuck a girl after shitting without showering. That, my friend, is clutch

Bluto · « **Reply #22 on:** January 18, 2008, 01:35:20 PM »

sounds like something a fag would do

what ya mean showering after taking a shit just because you gonna fuck a girl? who the hell does that

Fury · « **Reply #23 on:** January 18, 2008, 02:08:45 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on January 18, 2008, 01:35:20 PM

sounds like something a fag would do

what ya mean showering after taking a shit just because you gonna fuck a girl? who the hell does that

A virgin like you doesn't have to worry about anything involving fucking and a vagina. Don't get your panties in a bunch kid.

avesher · « **Reply #24 on:** January 18, 2008, 02:19:28 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 18, 2008, 02:08:45 PM

A virgin like you doesn't have to worry about anything involving fucking and a vagina. Don't get your panties in a bunch kid.

lolol