ok i am! You happy now? I'm a hopeless case! It'll be a dream to meet him in person!
So turn off the computer and go out and do it. That goes for everything in your life. Instead of using Sam Addo's pic as your own on the gay boards, go to the gym and get in shape. Sure it won't be a world class physique, but it will be your own, something you will be proud of. Then work on your social skills by going out and meeting people, making friends, going out on a few dates, maybe even find a boyfriend. And when you're ready, go to the Ironman, or the Arnold, or Europa, or any other fitness expo, and there is a very good chance that Stan will be at the booth of what ever product he's endorsing these days. Go up to him and say hi. He'll say hi back. (but don't let him know that you're powerpull or jumpstart, use your real name) But most important, be satisfied with just meeting him. You're not going to be able to hang out with him, go to dinner, or make him your friend. He's a celebrity, you're a fan. But fans get to meet celebrities all the time.