Author Topic: enzyte topical rush (Read 3881 times)

candidizzle · « **on:** January 21, 2008, 06:40:04 AM »

yo bitches...my friend at gnc gave me a bottle of enzyte topical rush that was unopened and in the return bin....i checked out the ingredients and it has avena sativa, tribulus terrestris,arginine hcl, Ginkgo Biloba Leaf Extract, Panax ginseng ....so basically it jackes up the blood flow and testosterone levels on the area where you appply it topically.

so i spread this shit all over my leg and shoulders..they were feeling sore as hell....and in about 10 minutes time my veins were popping out and i had a pump going on. yet i was sedentary and watching t.v. crazy shit! next workout(today) im going to apply this to my target muscle group and see what happens. (soreness in the legs and shoulders is gone!)

James Blunt · « **Reply #1 on:** January 21, 2008, 06:44:18 AM »

Cool. pause not.

ngm21084 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 21, 2008, 06:45:32 AM »

so what is the basic purpose of it?

XFACTOR · « **Reply #3 on:** January 21, 2008, 06:46:57 AM »

I hear it's great to jerk off with. Try it and let us know.

Also great to put in your eyes.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #4 on:** January 21, 2008, 07:05:44 AM »

Quote from: ngm21084 on January 21, 2008, 06:45:32 AM

so what is the basic purpose of it?

its for your weiner

or your eyes

Tombo · « **Reply #5 on:** January 21, 2008, 07:07:25 AM »

hahaha expected that to be said

DARE you to put it on your balls.. cant be any worse that dencorub

ngm21084 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 21, 2008, 07:10:59 AM »

nope nothing is worse then Ben-Gay on your nuts...

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #7 on:** January 21, 2008, 11:22:44 AM »

Quote from: James Blunt on January 21, 2008, 06:44:18 AM

Cool. pause not.

hahaha...

BBASP · « **Reply #8 on:** January 21, 2008, 04:18:51 PM »

so basically its like the old HFR gel that GNC used to sell..... like a topical N.O.... or the hotstuff you buy that you spray on before you step on stage... good job discovering nothing new except how to put cock cream all over your body

wes · « **Reply #9 on:** January 21, 2008, 04:20:30 PM »

Tip of the day:

Never rub Ben Gay on a hardon.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #10 on:** January 21, 2008, 04:24:49 PM »

haider · « **Reply #11 on:** January 21, 2008, 04:41:12 PM »

major props to candidizzle for losing all that weight

The Squadfather · « **Reply #12 on:** January 21, 2008, 04:42:29 PM »

Quote from: haider on January 21, 2008, 04:41:12 PM

major props to candidizzle for losing all that weight

yep all he needs now is the muscles to fill out those clothes.

Tombo · « **Reply #13 on:** January 21, 2008, 10:56:14 PM »

haha heaps harsh picture name

candidizzle · « **Reply #14 on:** January 21, 2008, 10:57:51 PM »

yeah i know the ladies tell me how ugly i am all the time. i hate my life! i am so ugly!

candidizzle · « **Reply #15 on:** January 21, 2008, 11:01:15 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on January 21, 2008, 10:59:17 PM

Who cares about misguided girls? Based on the mathematics of beauty, your appearance is far off.

i know... kepler would have thought me grotesque

Tombo · « **Reply #16 on:** January 22, 2008, 02:50:35 AM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on January 21, 2008, 10:59:17 PM

Who cares about misguided girls? Based on the mathematics of beauty, your appearance is far off.

Are they the same mathematics those geeks used to work out that Jessica Alba had the perfect proportions for a woman?

guess what its ultimately based on? .. opinion. Oh fuck you guys might think I'm gay for saying that.. Jessica Alba is the hottest slut.. phew that was close.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #17 on:** January 22, 2008, 07:47:19 AM »

are you suggesting that this guy would be a lot more credible when he talks about supplements if he actually had some muscles, Debussey?

SF1900 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 22, 2008, 08:07:34 AM »

Psychological testing has sort of proven that beauty lies in symmetry. Since human beings look for symmetry in nature, it is not surprising that we also look for symmetry in someones face. Those people that were considered most beautiful or handsome had the most symmetrical faces. Sloth for instance is very unsymmetrical and most people would find him ugly.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #19 on:** January 22, 2008, 08:09:53 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 22, 2008, 08:07:34 AM

Psychological testing has sort of proven that beauty lies in symmetry. Since human beings look for symmetry in nature, it is not surprising that we also look for symmetry in someones face. Those people that were considered most beautiful or handsome had the most symmetrical faces. Sloth for instance is very unsymmetrical and most people would find him ugly.

are you insinuating that "candidizzle" has a chemo victim skin color, receding hairline, black man's fat nose, dumbo ears, acne and buck teeth, SF?

SF1900 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 22, 2008, 08:14:07 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 22, 2008, 08:09:53 AM

are you insinuating that "candidizzle" has a chemo victim skin color, receding hairline, black man's fat nose, dumbo ears, acne and buck teeth, SF?

That assessment seems to be very accurate

coltrane · « **Reply #21 on:** January 23, 2008, 03:53:59 PM »

Squad, your obsession w Candizzle is growing to epic proportions