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Stark

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My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« on: January 23, 2008, 09:53:33 AM »
hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked :D :D
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2008, 09:58:01 AM »
Sounds like one of those "you had to be there" moments *yawn*
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2008, 09:58:33 AM »
lol!

It's great to have a wife that loves Action movies!

I watched 300 and Casino Royale with my wife last week. 300 is a great movie, we watched it again the next day.
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2008, 10:00:07 AM »
You should have slapped her...
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2008, 10:01:30 AM »
Quote from: spinnis on January 23, 2008, 10:00:07 AM
You should have slapped her...

easy dude he's not a muslim
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2008, 10:02:30 AM »
In that case, kill her first.
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2008, 10:03:07 AM »
Quote from: Stark on January 23, 2008, 09:53:33 AM
hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathingI nearly chocked :D :D
She said the same thing to me when i asked if i could put it in her ass.. ;D
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2008, 10:06:45 AM »
another pussy whipped guy

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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2008, 10:08:42 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on January 23, 2008, 10:06:45 AM
another pussy whipped guy



Hey Messias, how were your two training sessions, burger king lunch, xbox360 and ps3 sessions and your two girlfriends today??
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2008, 10:08:42 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on January 23, 2008, 10:06:45 AM
another pussy whipped guy



Sounds like "Stark", if that is his real name, wears the skirt in that household.
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2008, 10:10:05 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on January 23, 2008, 10:06:45 AM
another pussy whipped guy


Better than cock whipped like yourself...
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2008, 10:11:12 AM »
Quote from: Stark on January 23, 2008, 09:53:33 AM
hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked :D :D

why did canada pass a law allowing same sex marriages?
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2008, 10:12:31 AM »
Quote from: Livewire on January 23, 2008, 10:08:42 AM
Sounds like "Stark", if that is his real name, wears the skirt in that household.

hahaha, you're just jealous that his wife has a great humor and loves good movies, not that "hugh Grant" shit you have to watch with your girlfriend.  ;D ;D
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2008, 10:15:42 AM »
Say goodbye to your dick Stark!  ;D
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2008, 10:58:50 AM »
Quote from: dan18 on January 23, 2008, 10:03:07 AM
She said the same thing to me when i asked if i could put it in her ass.. ;D

You asked if you could put it in Stark's wife's ass?  I didn't ask.  She begged me to fk her in the ass. ;D
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2008, 11:02:49 AM »
Can't say I blame her.
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2008, 11:06:27 AM »
Quote from: _bruce_ on January 23, 2008, 10:15:42 AM
Say goodbye to your dick Stark!  ;D

your question implies that he has one...based on this thread clearly his makes tea for her on a regular basis

"gayer than making mint tea for your wife"
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2008, 11:07:47 AM »
Quote from: Stark on January 23, 2008, 09:53:33 AM
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

Just tell the bitch tonight she can go catch your dinner as well as cook it.
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2008, 11:14:34 AM »
Quote from: SteelePegasus on January 23, 2008, 11:06:27 AM
your question implies that he has one...based on this thread clearly his makes tea for her on a regular basis

"gayer than making mint tea for your wife"

All balls but no dick - must be a high-pressured existence  ;D
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2008, 11:16:03 AM »
dude, u need to learn to put ur bitch in check
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2008, 11:22:31 AM »
Quote from: SteelePegasus on January 23, 2008, 11:06:27 AM
your question implies that he has one...based on this thread clearly his makes tea for her on a regular basis

"gayer than making mint tea for your wife"

Anyone who mixes fucking and love should be shot. True friendship is between brothers, between women it's all about intercourse lol, that's what women are done for, they don't know how to be friend, they just tease and tease to test your character.

Anyone who sayes they have a long loving relationship with their girlfreind or wife is full of shit.
"you can't be single", that's the only reason you people date, because getting one night pussy is "wrong" or something.

hope your wifes get raped

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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2008, 11:26:29 AM »
Quote from: driverant on January 23, 2008, 11:22:31 AM
Anyone who mixes fucking and love should be shot. True friendship is between brothers, between women it's all about intercourse lol, that's what women are done for, they don't know how to be friend, they just tease and tease to test your character.

Anyone who sayes they have a long loving relationship with their girlfreind or wife is full of shit.
"you can't be single", that's the only reason you people date, because getting one night pussy is "wrong" or something.

hope your wifes get raped



When did you stop talking about long black penises?
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2008, 11:31:46 AM »
This thread is nothing without pictures. When she tries to kill you, see if you can take a picture :)
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2008, 11:32:23 AM »
Quote from: m8 on January 23, 2008, 11:26:29 AM
When did you stop talking about long black penises?

Oddly enough, he replied to a post of mine today and did not mention one black penis. I was actually kind of proud of him lol
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Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2008, 11:35:43 AM »
hahhah, someone post that picture of starks tattoo
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