make sure you mention to them that you're a loser who can't get laid, and has to fantasize about other people's wives in order to get off..................unl ess panda comes over for a night of ass plugging...............h ahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha even if I was, that wouldn't be illegal. What you do (touching little boys booty holes), is... oh let's say... frowned upon in every country on the planet
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