nah thats actually my uncle. hahaha..funny dude. hes 53 years old and still lives at home. lifetime drug addict/alcoholic/fuck up...hes tried moving out a few times, but he never lasts more than a month. my poor grandparents are both over 80 years old and they still have a kid living with them at the house that they fully support. pay for his car, his insurance, all of his food..my grandma cooks for the mother fucker and everything.
you dont have to be a model to hook up with sexy women. you just need to be confident in yourself and you cant look like your looking for chicks...just walk into a place and have a good time being yourself and womenwill come to you. as long as your clean and not fat...white teeth and nice clothes help out tremendously as well. so does having a tight body.
i actually agree with you about my nose, dave...never have liked it much. btu fortunately, the ladies dont seem to mind. or they just over look it. i guess i have really nice eyes? at least thats what your mother told me last night at the red lobster.