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Funny story at my gym today....
« on: January 26, 2008, 07:45:12 AM »
..I work at a gym as a personal trainer and I sell diets and personal training as a combo with 80% emphasis on the dieting part. So this guy with a big pot belly asks me for a diet , pays , I write him a diet and we start....
       First thing he does grocery shopping and I guide him through the cooking and preparing process just to make sure everything is fine . The first time after he gets his diet , we meet and the first thing he tells me with concern is : " You know, I noticed there is no bread in this diet "  to which I reply " huh ? " .....Long story short it hit him like a ton of bricks the fact that there's no bread , no fruit , no juice in his diet , his /our goal being to drop 24-25 lbs of pure unnadultered fat in 2 months.
       I get these kind of questions fairly often so I got accustomed with them. I started collaborating with the local TV station and we have an weekly show about nutrition , losing weight , working out and all around healthy living.

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2008, 07:46:15 AM »


Wow hilarious.

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2008, 07:46:49 AM »
I can't be bothered to read that but the thought of you going into a gym made me laugh, so i guess in a way you have achieved your objective with this thread!

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2008, 07:48:50 AM »
can you imagine how pathetic you'd have to be to pay for advice from a guy who looks like sevastase?

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2008, 07:50:53 AM »
can you imagine how pathetic you'd have to be to pay for advice from a guy who looks like sevastase?

I'd rather pay him for advice than you, especially when it comes to diet.

Wouldn't take drug advice from him, though, for obvious reasons.  ;D ;D

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2008, 07:52:08 AM »
can you imagine how pathetic you'd have to be to pay for advice from a guy who looks like sevastase?
;) I do look the part....whether u would pay or not is a matter of personal oppinion....when local TV  asks u to do a weekly show centered on nutrition and working out is a sign that people pay attention to what u have to say and that u made a name for yourself in this branch and word got around that u know your stuff....my former clients are my bussiness cards and the best advertising I could ask for .

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2008, 07:53:14 AM »
Looking good Sevastase.

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2008, 07:53:27 AM »
I'd rather pay him for advice than you, especially when it comes to diet.

Wouldn't take drug advice from him, though, for obvious reasons.  ;D ;D
hahahaa, the thing is though is that i'm not the one coming off as some expert and saying that people pay me for advice when the guy doesn't even weigh 190 pounds.

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2008, 07:56:29 AM »
hahahaa, the thing is though is that i'm not the one coming off as some expert and saying that people pay me for advice when the guy doesn't even weigh 190 pounds.

lots of experts weigh less than 190 pounds. how much does chad nichols weigh?

you think people training heavyweight boxers are heavyweight boxers themselves?

your comments make no sense as usual.
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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2008, 07:57:12 AM »
hahahaa, the thing is though is that i'm not the one coming off as some expert and saying that people pay me for advice when the guy doesn't even weigh 190 pounds.
When people aproach me for advice they ussually ask me if I can help them loose weight not how much I weigh. Listen Squadfather : if u want to ask for help just come straight out and say it . And my answer is : " YES!" I'd love to help u loose weight . If I can get u to drop the extra 50 lbs of fat u have on u I know I can do just about anything . ;)

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2008, 07:57:44 AM »
lots of experts weigh less than 190 pounds. how much does chad nichols weigh?

you think people training heavyweight boxers are heavyweight boxers themselves?

your comments make no sense as usual.
hahahahhaa, Chad Nicholls is 6'2" and at least 260 pounds, i've seen him in person.

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2008, 07:58:16 AM »
lots of experts weigh less than 190 pounds. how much does chad nichols weigh?

you think people training heavyweight boxers are heavyweight boxers themselves?

your comments make no sense as usual.

haha, a lot more than 190

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2008, 07:59:09 AM »
hahahahhaa, Chad Nicholls is 6'2" and at least 260 pounds, i've seen him in person.

what if he was 180, would that make a difference?

of course not.

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2008, 08:00:16 AM »
what if he was 180, would that make a difference?

of course not.


yes, it would make a big difference, i wouldn't listen to a word he said if he was 180.

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2008, 08:00:47 AM »
hahahaa, the thing is though is that i'm not the one coming off as some expert and saying that people pay me for advice when the guy doesn't even weigh 190 pounds.

Ok, you're right. I'm sorry.  :-\ :-\

;) I do look the part....whether u would pay or not is a matter of personal oppinion....when local TV  asks u to do a weekly show centered on nutrition and working out is a sign that people pay attention to what u have to say and that u made a name for yourself in this branch and word got around that u know your stuff....my former clients are my bussiness cards and the best advertising I could ask for .


It's a sign you live in a pisspoor shithole of a country.  ;D ;D

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2008, 08:01:09 AM »
Sevastase can you write me a diet ,for my next show ,thanks in advance .Whateva

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2008, 08:02:23 AM »
yes, it would make a big difference, i wouldn't listen to a word he said if he was 180.

why not? his knowledge and experience would be the same.
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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2008, 08:03:48 AM »
sevastes likes to play tennis too.

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2008, 08:04:38 AM »
why not? his knowledge and experience would be the same.
not really.

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2008, 08:04:43 AM »
how much do you think chris aceto weigh?

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2008, 08:05:14 AM »
Sev got a show on Romanian cable access TV?  I assume you'll be You Tubing this thing for us Sev.

Somehow, this reminds me of TA appearing on the wiki.

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2008, 08:05:40 AM »
how much do you think chris aceto weigh?


he was a competitive bodybuilder at one time.

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2008, 08:05:48 AM »
whatabout charles glass? he aint nowhere near 260, he cant know anything can he?

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2008, 08:06:08 AM »
I'm calling bullshit on the tv show. Romania doesn't have indoor plumbing or electricity, so i doubt they have t.v.'s

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Re: Funny story at my gym today....
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2008, 08:06:24 AM »
;) I do look the part....whether u would pay or not is a matter of personal oppinion....when local TV  asks u to do a weekly show centered on nutrition and working out is a sign that people pay attention to what u have to say and that u made a name for yourself in this branch and word got around that u know your stuff....my former clients are my bussiness cards and the best advertising I could ask for .


Your arms are bigger than your legs. Where's your chest? You don't look the part. You look like a typical male lifter. Big arms and lagging everything else. I'm not impressed.