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The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« on: January 26, 2008, 10:19:42 PM »
Question: How did pumphard get two black eyes?



Answer: He went for a jog and forgot to put on his industrial strength "manzier"


Post up your gems, fellas ;D
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2008, 07:40:37 AM »
Pumphard is the kind of guy that likes his women like scotch.................
















12 years old and mixed up in coke.
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2008, 07:43:23 AM »
Quote from: chaos on January 27, 2008, 07:40:37 AM
Pumphard is the kind of guy that likes his women like scotch.................
12 years old and mixed up in coke.

LMAO!
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2008, 07:43:26 AM »
No wonder pumphard hates this guy.......
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2008, 03:08:21 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on January 27, 2008, 07:43:23 AM
LMAO!

Brutal juxtaposition of morality   ::)

Quote from: kiwiol on January 27, 2008, 02:51:22 AM
Lol. Go easy on getting descriptive about kids and what pedos do with them, is all I'm saying - Ron's instructions, not mine.

And hey, you've got plenty of material to work with when it comes to ol' Pumphard anyway ;)

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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2008, 09:03:43 PM »
Quote from: Havenbull on January 27, 2008, 03:08:21 PM
Brutal juxtaposition of morality   ::)

Easy tiger, I was just doing my job as a mod before. Fine, I'll let you sick f*cks battle it out - it's quite entertaining anyway ;D
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2008, 11:34:31 AM »
Quote from: chaos on January 27, 2008, 07:40:37 AM
Pumphard is the kind of guy that likes his women like scotch.................
















12 years old and mixed up in coke.
How about this one......Your wife is so fat that, when she dances the band skips............

I probably don't get to hear the same quality of jokes that you hear, while on the truck........
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2008, 11:35:52 AM »
Quote from: chaos on January 27, 2008, 07:43:26 AM
No wonder pumphard hates this guy.......

If you really did care, you would tell him about the good buddy panda, and how he like to surf pedo sites.......
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2008, 12:17:01 PM »
 ::)
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2008, 01:23:47 PM »
Quote from: JediKnight on January 28, 2008, 12:17:01 PM
::)
I presume you've had more excitement at a Star wars convention........
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2008, 02:49:48 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on January 28, 2008, 01:23:47 PM
I presume you've had more excitement at a Star wars convention........
Whats funny is you look like jabba the hut..
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2008, 05:17:27 PM »
Quote from: dan18 on January 28, 2008, 02:49:48 PM
Whats funny is you look like jabba the hut..
World`s biggest forehead is talking ................hahahaha haha
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2008, 05:21:41 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on January 28, 2008, 05:17:27 PM
World`s biggest forehead is talking ................hahahaha haha

This coming from a fatman who has so many chins that he's mistaken for a Chinese telephone directory
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2008, 06:08:11 PM »
Quote from: Havenbull on January 28, 2008, 05:21:41 PM
This coming from a fatman who has so many chins that he's mistaken for a Chinese telephone directory
at least I didn't get raped by a bunch of black guys in a prison shower
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2008, 06:13:22 PM »
HB, you gotta let up on the fat man....He's gonna get his feelings hurt and bury his sorrows in another three boxes of Twinkies now ;D
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2008, 07:53:36 PM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 28, 2008, 06:13:22 PM
HB, you gotta let up on the fat man....He's gonna get his feelings hurt and bury his sorrows in another three boxes of Twinkies now ;D

Twinks or Twinkies ??

 ;D
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2008, 07:57:23 PM »
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2008, 08:00:59 PM »
Pumphard dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed: "You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven after you have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of meeting god?" 

Pumphard responded, "Fuck God...













I'm after the baby Jesus."
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2008, 08:34:05 PM »
Quote from: chaos on January 28, 2008, 08:00:59 PM
Pumphard dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed: "You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven after you have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of meeting god?" 

Pumphard responded, "Fuck God...













I'm after the baby Jesus."

HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I am dying laughing here HAHAHAHAHA
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2008, 08:34:05 PM »
Quote from: chaos on January 28, 2008, 08:00:59 PM
Pumphard dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed: "You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven after you have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of meeting god?" 

Pumphard responded, "Fuck God...













I'm after the baby Jesus."

hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahtyrdeuyrfto7uvc6rt o84rpo8l95t p6jhgfudhrftjcdfutgf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2008, 11:09:53 PM »
four gay guys walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.

well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.

he told them to stick their dicks on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.

just as they put them up there, pumphard walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2008, 04:20:47 AM »
Quote from: Sir William Idol on January 28, 2008, 11:09:53 PM
four gay guys walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.

well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.

he told them to stick their dicks on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.

just as they put them up there, pumphard walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"

hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahtyrdeuyrfto7uvc6rt o84rpo8l95t p6jhgfudhrftjcdfutgf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2008, 05:15:35 AM »
Quote from: Havenbull on January 29, 2008, 04:20:47 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahtyrdeuyrfto7uvc6rt o84rpo8l95t p6jhgfudhrftjcdfutgf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahtyrdeuyrfto7uvc6rt o84rpo8l95t p6jhgfudhrftjcdfutgf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2008, 07:06:30 AM »
Quality thread ;D
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2008, 11:52:34 AM »
Quote from: Sir William Idol on January 28, 2008, 11:09:53 PM
four gay guys walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.

well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.

he told them to stick their dicks on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.

just as they put them up there, pumphard walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"
hahhahaaaa ;D
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