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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #125 on: February 06, 2008, 04:20:59 PM »
Quote from: chaos on February 06, 2008, 04:19:52 PM
You come to CA, remember you "travel alot so meeting up is no problem"
No reason to go to CA, I'll be in Vegas in a few months, come down
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #126 on: February 06, 2008, 04:23:51 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 04:20:59 PM
No reason to go to CA, I'll be in Vegas in a few months, come down
You meeting up with onlyme at the fatbastards convention?
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #127 on: February 06, 2008, 04:25:59 PM »
Quote from: chaos on February 06, 2008, 04:23:51 PM
You meeting up with onlyme at the fatbastards convention?
I guess you can't afford that trip either..........
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #128 on: February 06, 2008, 04:31:14 PM »
hahahahhaa, oh brother, "pumpmehard" acting like an internet badass again. ;D
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #129 on: February 06, 2008, 04:31:33 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 04:25:59 PM
I guess you can't afford that trip either..........
Waddle your fat ass to the Koloseum.......hahahahaa a........hahahahaha.....
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #130 on: February 06, 2008, 04:33:50 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on February 06, 2008, 04:31:14 PM
hahahahhaa, oh brother, "pumpmehard" acting like an internet badass again. ;D
If you read the thread, windex boy, you would have noticed that its for him to see me curl 65lbs dumbbells...........
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #131 on: February 06, 2008, 04:35:25 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 04:33:50 PM
If you read the thread, windex boy, you would have noticed that its for him to see me curl 65lbs dumbbells...........
Are you too poor to afford a camera? Doesn't the library have one you could borrow?
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #132 on: February 06, 2008, 04:37:04 PM »
Quote from: chaos on February 06, 2008, 04:35:25 PM
Are you too poor to afford a camera? Doesn't the library have one you could borrow?
I wouldn't know that a library lends out cameras, when do you have to bring your back, and btw, it takes pretty good pics..........
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #133 on: February 06, 2008, 04:45:01 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 04:37:04 PM
I wouldn't know that a library lends out cameras, when do you have to bring your back, and btw, it takes pretty good pics..........
That's my wifes camera it still uses 35mm film.....she loves it. Too bad you had to borrow a cell phone to take your shitty pic. :-\


Maybe if you ever waddle to CA, my wife can put on her wide angle lense and get a half shot of you!! :D
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #134 on: February 06, 2008, 04:53:35 PM »
Where'd pumpedhard go? Is school getting out, that sick fucker! >:(
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #135 on: February 06, 2008, 06:47:18 PM »
Quote from: chaos on February 06, 2008, 04:45:01 PM
That's my wifes camera it still uses 35mm film.....she loves it. Too bad you had to borrow a cell phone to take your shitty pic. :-\


Maybe if you ever waddle to CA, my wife can put on her wide angle lense and get a half shot of you!! :D
no kidding your wife owns a wide lens camera, I guess its for those self portraits........
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #136 on: February 07, 2008, 06:23:45 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 06:47:18 PM
no kidding your wife owns a wide lens camera, I guess its for those self portraits........

Are you looking at the same photos I am?

Come on man... Chaos is a big guy who would never kick it with a woman like your wife who HAS GOT to be pushing 3 bills... I mean, have you seen yourself?

I've never seen Chaos' wife mind you, but I'm willing to put money on the fact that she is hotter than anything you've ever brought home... Including those teenage Thai hookers you like.


*Here comes a stupid "mexican" joke*

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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #137 on: February 07, 2008, 06:29:52 PM »
Quote from: tu_holmes on February 07, 2008, 06:23:45 PM

I've never seen Chaos' wife mind you, but I'm willing to put money on the fact that she is hotter than anything you've ever brought home... Including those teenage Thai hookers you like.


Keep in mind, tu, that you're saying this to the "guy" who dreams about being married to a 10 year old thai girl.  Fucking POS sicko. >:(
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #138 on: February 07, 2008, 06:33:44 PM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on February 07, 2008, 06:29:52 PM
Keep in mind, tu, that you're saying this to the "guy" who dreams about being married to a 10 year old thai girl.  Fucking POS sicko. >:(

That still disgusts me... I hope canada keeps him.

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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #139 on: February 07, 2008, 06:34:00 PM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on February 07, 2008, 06:29:52 PM
Keep in mind, tu, that you're saying this to the "guy" who dreams about being married to a 10 year old thai girl.  Fucking POS sicko. >:(
I wasn't the one who admitted to surfing a pedo site
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #140 on: February 07, 2008, 06:37:48 PM »
Quote from: tu_holmes on February 07, 2008, 06:23:45 PM
Are you looking at the same photos I am?

Come on man... Chaos is a big #### who would never kick it with a woman like your wife who HAS GOT to be pushing 3 bills... I mean, have you seen yourself?

I've never seen Chaos' wife mind you, but I'm willing to put money on the fact that she is hotter than anything you've ever brought home... Including those teenage Thai hookers you like.


*Here comes a stupid "mexican" joke*

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Did you get all of this from your crystal ball, or did you use some Mexican voodoo..........
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #141 on: February 07, 2008, 06:39:22 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on February 07, 2008, 06:37:48 PM
Did you get all of this from your crystal ball, or did you use some Mexican voodoo..........

Actually, it's just that you're so predictable...

Just like I know once you finish up with getbig, you're going to troll around looking for some 12 year old Thai hooker to give you a happy ending.

It doesn't require anything except knowing how your fat ass thinks.
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #142 on: February 07, 2008, 06:41:13 PM »
Quote from: tu_holmes on February 07, 2008, 06:39:22 PM
Actually, it's just that you're so predictable...

Just like I know once you finish up with getbig, you're going to troll around looking for some 12 year old Thai hooker to give you a happy ending.

It doesn't require anything except knowing how your fat ass thinks.
Get that crystal ball fixed, cause the only one who admiited to surfing pedo sites, is the fat pig you're defending.......hahahaha ........which says alot about you
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #143 on: February 07, 2008, 06:42:07 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on February 07, 2008, 06:41:13 PM
Get that crystal ball fixed, cause the only one who admiited to surfing pedo sites, is the fat pig you're defending.......hahahaha ........which says alot about you

You know... you should just be happy that you were outed... you can get some help now.


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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #144 on: February 07, 2008, 06:44:02 PM »
Quote from: tu_holmes on February 07, 2008, 06:42:07 PM
You know... you should just be happy that you were outed... you can get some help now.



How come your fat friend hasn't answered my question as to why he didn't report the site to the authorities, was he afraid he might get busted
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #145 on: February 10, 2008, 08:40:40 PM »
pumphard and his two buddies are sitting in a hot tub complaing about Hometown Buffet's higher prices.  all of a sudden a large blob of semen floats to the top of the tub.  pumphards buddy goes "god damn it, which of you two have been jacking off in here!?!"

embarassed, pumphard quietly says "sorry guys, i farted"
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #146 on: February 10, 2008, 08:44:20 PM »
Quote from: Sir William Idol on February 10, 2008, 08:40:40 PM
pumphard and his two buddies are sitting in a hot tub complaing about Hometown Buffet's higher prices.  all of a sudden a large blob of semen floats to the top of the tub.  pumphards buddy goes "god damn it, which of you two have been jacking off in here!?!"

embarassed, pumphard quietly says "sorry guys, i farted"

HAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Post of the year!!!! HAHAL JD A<JD<AFJ <FJ A<J A<JHA HH!H!!!!!!1
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #147 on: February 10, 2008, 08:48:41 PM »
Quote from: Sir William Idol on February 10, 2008, 08:40:40 PM
pumphard and his two buddies are sitting in a hot tub complaing about Hometown Buffet's higher prices.  all of a sudden a large blob of semen floats to the top of the tub.  pumphards buddy goes "god damn it, which of you two have been jacking off in here!?!"

embarassed, pumphard quietly says "sorry guys, i farted"
hahahaaaaLMAOhahaa ;D
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #148 on: February 10, 2008, 08:50:23 PM »
how do you get pumphard to fuck a woman?
























fill up her pussy with shit
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #149 on: February 10, 2008, 08:51:29 PM »
Quote from: Sir William Idol on February 10, 2008, 08:50:23 PM
how do you get pumphard to fuck a woman?
























fill up her pussy with shit


hahaha....and tell him that she is under 15... ;D
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