Ryan K warmup-610 raw bench

[JediKnight]

Panda,seriously do you do any cardio?

No he doesn't. He is just fat.

[medz zeppelin]

running for a beer counts

[Roland Bones]

translation=a powerlifter lifted you up off his bench in mid rep with 115 on the bar and sat you in the water fountain right in front of a girl you were trying to impress and now you hate powerlifters.

Squad, I know the steam rising from your panting Gene Simmons studded tongue is clouding your already cockeyed vision, but even a blind man could see that your rampant idiocy is nothing short of artful, and it's not just because your spreadeagled posture in a Marathon station men's room brings to mind DaVinci's Vitruvian Man, ya boner buffing blowhard. The mere fact that you replied with that limp-dick of a sentence means that deep down in that deep fried medula of yours you know Uncle Bones is right. The sad truth is that your part of the hick-hog kin and are in shere defense mode.

Poll 100 people. Ask them whats more impressive and inspiring. A 210 7% well sculpted body who can handle a good amount of weight, eats healthy, excercises on the regular, and presents himself well, OR a 279 30% bearded grizzled dirty pig eating whatever the fuck he wants, slamming a bar ONCE up and down, never excercising, walking around with Count Chocula stains on his wifebeater, struggling with 25 lb concentration curls because all he can do is press....oh and ask some females which they prefer as well.

[The Squadfather]

Squad, I know the steam rising from your panting Gene Simmons studded tongue is clouding your already cockeyed vision, but even a blind man could see that your rampant idiocy is nothing short of artful, and it's not just because your spreadeagled posture in a Marathon station men's room brings to mind DaVinci's Vitruvian Man, ya boner buffing blowhard. The mere fact that you replied with that limp-dick of a sentence means that deep down in that deep fried medula of yours you know Uncle Bones is right. The sad truth is that your part of the hick-hog kin and are in shere defense mode.

Poll 100 people. Ask them whats more impressive and inspiring. A 210 7% well sculpted body who can handle a good amount of weight, eats healthy, excercises on the regular, and presents himself well, OR a 279 30% bearded grizzled dirty pig eating whatever the fuck he wants, slamming a bar ONCE up and down, never excercising, walking around with Count Chocula stains on his wifebeater, struggling with 25 lb concentration curls because all he can do is press....oh and ask some females which they prefer as well.

yeah the problem is that you're neither one of those guys, you're the 148 pound at 6'2" basement dweller who sees clips of guys lifting huge weight on the internet and gets enraged realizing he'll never lift 20 percent of that weight.

[JediKnight]

Squad, I know the steam rising from your panting Gene Simmons studded tongue is clouding your already cockeyed vision, but even a blind man could see that your rampant idiocy is nothing short of artful, and it's not just because your spreadeagled posture in a Marathon station men's room brings to mind DaVinci's Vitruvian Man, ya boner buffing blowhard. The mere fact that you replied with that limp-dick of a sentence means that deep down in that deep fried medula of yours you know Uncle Bones is right. The sad truth is that your part of the hick-hog kin and are in shere defense mode.

Poll 100 people. Ask them whats more impressive and inspiring. A 210 7% well sculpted body who can handle a good amount of weight, eats healthy, excercises on the regular, and presents himself well, OR a 279 30% bearded grizzled dirty pig eating whatever the fuck he wants, slamming a bar ONCE up and down, never excercising, walking around with Count Chocula stains on his wifebeater, struggling with 25 lb concentration curls because all he can do is press....oh and ask some females which they prefer as well.

squad got owned,

[Roland Bones]

yeah the problem is that you're neither one of those guys, you're the 148 pound at 6'2" basement dweller who sees clips of guys lifting huge weight on the internet and gets enraged realizing he'll never lift 20 percent of that weight.

Im the one at the beach who walks by you and your girlfriend "sunbathing" smiling, while you look at her and say "look at that roid headed self centered idiot, what a joke" she replies "yeah hunnie bunnie guys like that are creeps im so sick of them.."....but while she rests her head on that John Candy-esque landfill you call a stomach she fantasizes of how life would be in the fast lane...a part of her dies at that beach.

[JediKnight]

Im the one at the beach who walks by you and your girlfriend "sunbathing" smiling, while you look at her and say "look at that roid headed self centered idiot, what a joke" she replies "yeah hunnie bunnie guys like that are creeps im so sick of them.."....but while she rests her head on that John Candy-esque landfill you call a stomach she fantasizes of how life would be in the fast lane...a part of her dies at that beach.

exactly,,u forgot about the "works for the city" t-shirt he had on, as he bends down to pick up another piece of trash from the beach. HAHAH,,fat squadfather only dreams of being tall and muscular, until then he is stuck with his "gardener body" and mid west shack.

[Stu]

hahaha, monster conditioning 

[MisterMagoo]

Squad, I know the steam rising from your panting Gene Simmons studded tongue is clouding your already cockeyed vision, but even a blind man could see that your rampant idiocy is nothing short of artful, and it's not just because your spreadeagled posture in a Marathon station men's room brings to mind DaVinci's Vitruvian Man, ya boner buffing blowhard. The mere fact that you replied with that limp-dick of a sentence means that deep down in that deep fried medula of yours you know Uncle Bones is right. The sad truth is that your part of the hick-hog kin and are in shere defense mode.

Poll 100 people. Ask them whats more impressive and inspiring. A 210 7% well sculpted body who can handle a good amount of weight, eats healthy, excercises on the regular, and presents himself well, OR a 279 30% bearded grizzled dirty pig eating whatever the fuck he wants, slamming a bar ONCE up and down, never excercising, walking around with Count Chocula stains on his wifebeater, struggling with 25 lb concentration curls because all he can do is press....oh and ask some females which they prefer as well.

the problem here is you're assuming that his decision is based solely on what OTHER people want him to look like. maybe, juuuust maybe, he's a guy who loves pushing heavy weight and doesn't give a shit about seeing his abs. i know i'd rather put 50 pounds on my bench and add an inch to my waist (and i have, recently  ) than drop 1% bodyfat but still be stuck struggling with 225.

poll 100 people. ask them what's more impressive. a calvin klein underwear model or zydrunas savickas. the funny thing is, while all the guys would rather look like the CK model, it's just because they're worried about getting laid. every single one of them would rather be savickas and be able to lifta  450 pound log overhead.

[Roland Bones]

the problem here is you're assuming that his decision is based solely on what OTHER people want him to look like. maybe, juuuust maybe, he's a guy who loves pushing heavy weight and doesn't give a shit about seeing his abs. i know i'd rather put 50 pounds on my bench and add an inch to my waist (and i have, recently  ) than drop 1% bodyfat but still be stuck struggling with 225.

poll 100 people. ask them what's more impressive. a calvin klein underwear model or zydrunas savickas. the funny thing is, while all the guys would rather look like the CK model, it's just because they're worried about getting laid. every single one of them would rather be savickas and be able to lifta  450 pound log overhead.

Hmmm, Powerlifting hick hog lifting 450 pound log will die early of heart failure due to such heavy poundages day in and day out + carrying that much mass on a frame. Powerlifting hick-hog will never know how it feels to walk down the beach feeling like hes ontop of the world, KNOWING women are admiring his physique, and the hard work he puts into his body. Powerlifting hick hog may put in more hard work, but the sad thing is he looks like the comic guy from The Simpsons and hasnt seen a gym in years. Powerlifting hick-hog will marry early, have 4 kids and forever shall be envious of the "lean" guy scoring ass in Vegas, while his wife Mary-Rose tells him to change baby Chesters diaper.

I dont know pal, lifting a 450 pound log overhead doesnt really sound to appealing in the long run.

"My life sucks, im fat, lethargic, never met many women, few sexual experiences, am hindered by my size, will die soon, but whatever...TIME TO LIFT THIS LOG

[Stu]

poll 100 people. ask them what's more impressive. a calvin klein underwear model or zydrunas savickas. the funny thing is, while all the guys would rather look like the CK model, it's just because they're worried about getting laid. every single one of them would rather be savickas and be able to lifta  450 pound log overhead.

I wouldn't

[MisterMagoo]

Hmmm, Powerlifting hick hog lifting 450 pound log will die early of heart failure due to such heavy poundages day in and day out + carrying that much mass on a frame. Powerlifting hick-hog will never know how it feels to walk down the beach feeling like hes ontop of the world, KNOWING women are admiring his physique, and the hard work he puts into his body. Powerlifting hick hog may put in more hard work, but the sad thing is he looks like the comic guy from The Simpsons and hasnt seen a gym in years. Powerlifting hick-hog will marry early, have 4 kids and forever shall be envious of the "lean" guy scoring ass in Vegas, while his wife Mary-Rose tells him to change baby Chesters diaper.

I dont know pal, lifting a 450 pound log overhead doesnt really sound to appealing in the long run.

"My life sucks, im fat, lethargic, never met many women, few sexual experiences, am hindered by my size, will die soon, but whatever...TIME TO LIFT THIS LOG

i'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're both out of shape AND weak. i'd wager hovering in the 200 pound region but with a 36" waist or so, wearing a smedium t-shirt because the fat on your tits almost looks like pecs when you stand just right, and watching ed norton in American History X going "holy shit i wish i was jacked like that guy".


and yeah, who'd wanna look like a WSM winner?

[dr.chimps]

Squad, I know the steam rising from your panting Gene Simmons studded tongue is clouding your already cockeyed vision, but even a blind man could see that your rampant idiocy is nothing short of artful, and it's not just because your spreadeagled posture in a Marathon station men's room brings to mind DaVinci's Vitruvian Man, ya boner buffing blowhard. The mere fact that you replied with that limp-dick of a sentence means that deep down in that deep fried medula of yours you know Uncle Bones is right. The sad truth is that your part of the hick-hog kin and are in shere defense mode.

Hehe. A new poster blasting out of the blocks with some good words. Gonna have to keep my eye on you.

/and not afraid of alliteration. 

[Stu]

i'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're both out of shape AND weak. i'd wager hovering in the 200 pound region but with a 36" waist or so, wearing a smedium t-shirt because the fat on your tits almost looks like pecs when you stand just right, and watching ed norton in American History X going "holy shit i wish i was jacked like that guy".


and yeah, who'd wanna look like a WSM winner?

As Adonis isn't around to point out your monster delusions to you I feel I should fill the void, Pfister looks like a pile of shit overweight guy, yes very strong but for some people that doesn't matter at all, that look is very undesirable to all but a few.

I wait with baited breath for all the getbig fat guys to tell me how wrong I am..........

[medz zeppelin]

As Adonis isn't around to point out your monster delusions to you I feel I should fill the void, Pfister looks like a pile of shit overweight guy, yes very strong but for some people that doesn't matter at all, that look is very undesirable to all but a few.

I wait with baited breath for all the getbig fat guys to tell me how wrong I am..........

you mean a 46" inch waist isn't appealing?

[Stu]

Hehe. A new poster blasting out of the blocks with some good words. Gonna have to keep my eye on you.

/and not afraid of alliteration. 

There are no new members, only old ones with different names!

[Stu]

you mean a 46" inch waist isn't appealing?

I guess it might be if you had a 50 inch waist.

Magoo?

 

[dr.chimps]

There are no new members, only old ones with different names!

Yeah. I figured as much. Like to be polite until I figure out who it is, tho.

[MisterMagoo]

As Adonis isn't around to point out your monster delusions to you I feel I should fill the void, Pfister looks like a pile of shit overweight guy, yes very strong but for some people that doesn't matter at all, that look is very undesirable to all but a few.

I wait with baited breath for all the getbig fat guys to tell me how wrong I am..........

i'm going to do something i'm sure you wouldn't do for me: i'm going to be reasonable. also the irony is that adonis and i talk regularly and he's a good guy all around, i have to say.

anyway, does pfister have a "great physique"? nah, not really. but the point is that some train for looks, some for performance. i'm sorry for anyone out there whose esteem is so low or have so little going for them that they train solely to look better in someone else's eyes, but for a lot of us the point is getting better.

i think palumbo once said "i'd rather bench 300 and look like i bench 600 than the other way around." me, i'd go for the reverse. the ultra irony is that some of the "fat hick hogs" out there that you guys rip on (kennelly, mendy, guys on here like pegg) have smoking hot wives that they're having a long night with while you're beating off to porn because for some reason your abs haven't managed to get you laid yet.

do you honestly think these guys are that concerned about having their bicep veins showing or their intercostals defined? fuck no, if they were they'd probably diet down. it's not like they're lazy, a lot of these guys train for hours a day. look at dave tate, he was HAPPY when he was done competing because it meant he could finally lean down. don't conflate lazy fat guys who bench 275 off of their 50" midsections with actual dedicated powerlifters that train 2+ hours a day and do GPP on "off-days".

at the end, it's what YOU want. you might want to look like an underwear model, but there are plenty of people who'd rather get strong as shit and don't give a damn that it means they aren't "pretty".

[MisterMagoo]

I guess it might be if you had a 50 inch waist.

Magoo?

 

if you're guessing that's how big i am, you're about 16" high on my midsection (well, 14" now, i'm back into the 36" jeans  ).

[Roland Bones]

i'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're both out of shape AND weak. i'd wager hovering in the 200 pound region but with a 36" waist or so, wearing a smedium t-shirt because the fat on your tits almost looks like pecs when you stand just right, and watching ed norton in American History X going "holy shit i wish i was jacked like that guy".


and yeah, who'd wanna look like a WSM winner?

Magoo, posting this trash makes you look about as idiotic as the fucking pointy clogs you tap-danced your retarded road-show in here on, you soon to be stoned non-believer. You have been dropping the "stronger is better" mantra  more times then your Osh-Kosh trousers during an ecstasy enhanced visit to San Fransisco. I'm your fucking Godfather, shit-dipper, the fucking "man" to you. I'm the guy that runs you, the guy that you ripped your botched blueprint from, Felchstein. I'm everything you wish in your withered, hater heart you could be - prosthetics providing, you legbraced lump losing ground, the battle - along with your dignity and any hope of a legacy in three straight strike-outs. Its obvious your a sweaty hick-hog who has been brainwashed by your "brothers" that its the amount of "cold dark iron" you push that makes you a man.

While you inhale half of Jack In the Box's menu with Big Kurt, Big Bruser, Big Ox, Big Moose, and Big Bear you guys feel that today will be a great day in the Iron Dungeon. You walk into the gym in what seems to be a Nuremberg style line decked out in torn, greased up White Snake t-shirts, old Champion 100% cotton shorts, and LUGZ boots you coral around the bench and start to pile on plates. "Clang! Clang! Clang!" Big Moose makes it known to the crowd that Team Cardiac Arrest is in the house ready to press. You each take turns grunt fucking the bar loaded to the brim for one painful rep. The "workout" takes no more then 35 min. After some fine PWO nutrition at none other then Jack In the Box, you drive back to your studio apartment, look in the mirror, and start to cry. While everyone else in the gym is making pysical progress feeling good about themselfs the only thing growing on you is your gut....oh well...you still have your inhuman strength....just another day in the life of a powerlifter.

[MisterMagoo]

Magoo, posting this trash makes you look about as idiotic as the fucking pointy clogs you tap-danced your retarded road-show in here on, you soon to be stoned non-believer. You have been dropping the "stronger is better" mantra  more times then your Osh-Kosh trousers during an ecstasy enhanced visit to San Fransisco. I'm your fucking Godfather, shit-dipper, the fucking "man" to you. I'm the guy that runs you, the guy that you ripped your botched blueprint from, Felchstein. I'm everything you wish in your withered, hater heart you could be - prosthetics providing, you legbraced lump losing ground, the battle - along with your dignity and any hope of a legacy in three straight strike-outs. Its obvious your a sweaty hick-hog who has been brainwashed by your "brothers" that its the amount of "cold dark iron" you push that makes you a man.

While you inhale half of Jack In the Box's menu with Big Kurt, Big Bruser, Big Ox, Big Moose, and Big Bear you guys feel that today will be a great day in the Iron Dungeon. You walk into the gym in what seems to be a Nuremburg style line decked out in torn, greased up White Snake t-shirts, old Champion 100% cotton shorts, and LUGZ boots you coral around the bench and start to pile on plates. "Clang! Clang! Clang!" Big Moose makes it known to the crowd that Team Cardiac Arrest is in the house ready to press. You each take turns grunt fucking the bar loaded to the brim for one painful rep. The "workout" takes no more then 35 min. After some fine PWO nutrition at none other then Jack In the Box, you drive back to your studio apartment, look in the mirror, and start to cry. While everyone else in the gym is making pysical progress feeling good about themselfs the only thing growing on you is your gut....oh well...you still have your inhuman strength....just another day in the life of a powerlifter.

you know i LIKE this guy. good writing style. too bad it's all wrapped around a pile of stupid, otherwise we'd have a winner on our hands. 

of course the fact that you probably spent a good 10 minutes or so crafting that "masterful reply" kinda diminishes it's impact, but hey. i'm willing to overlook that.

[Stu]

i'm going to do something i'm sure you wouldn't do for me: i'm going to be reasonable. also the irony is that adonis and i talk regularly and he's a good guy all around, i have to say.

anyway, does pfister have a "great physique"? nah, not really. but the point is that some train for looks, some for performance. i'm sorry for anyone out there whose esteem is so low or have so little going for them that they train solely to look better in someone else's eyes, but for a lot of us the point is getting better.

i think palumbo once said "i'd rather bench 300 and look like i bench 600 than the other way around." me, i'd go for the reverse. the ultra irony is that some of the "fat hick hogs" out there that you guys rip on (kennelly, mendy, guys on here like pegg) have smoking hot wives that they're having a long night with while you're beating off to porn because for some reason your abs haven't managed to get you laid yet.

do you honestly think these guys are that concerned about having their bicep veins showing or their intercostals defined? fuck no, if they were they'd probably diet down. it's not like they're lazy, a lot of these guys train for hours a day. look at dave tate, he was HAPPY when he was done competing because it meant he could finally lean down. don't conflate lazy fat guys who bench 275 off of their 50" midsections with actual dedicated powerlifters that train 2+ hours a day and do GPP on "off-days".

at the end, it's what YOU want. you might want to look like an underwear model, but there are plenty of people who'd rather get strong as shit and don't give a damn that it means they aren't "pretty".

1: I'm always reasonable Magoo!

2:You implied that people would want to look like Pfister. I take exception to that, sure some will but most won't.

3: GPP? Are you sure you don't mean G4P?

[MisterMagoo]

1: I'm always reasonable Magoo!

2:You implied that people would want to look like Pfister. I take exception to that, sure some will but most won't.

3: GPP? Are you sure you don't mean G4P?

my point was that pfister is not some big slob. no he's not gonna win a contest any time soon, but people keep assuming every single powerlifter looks like glenn ross and jeff lewis which is just retarded. if my choice is being looking like zane but being weak as a kitten or pfister but strong as shit, i'd rather be pfister. that's MY choice.

GPP = general physical preparedness, basically really intense cardio. read up on it. people act like PL's are in shitty shape cardio-wise, but amusingly enough they're usually in way better shape than bodybuilders.

[Stu]

if you're guessing that's how big i am, you're about 16" high on my midsection (well, 14" now, i'm back into the 36" jeans  ).

Serious question: Do you think you will ever get back "in shape" like you once were?