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ToxicAvenger

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You know you r fat when??
« on: January 31, 2008, 10:13:57 AM »
1) your farts dont come out crisp and clean but sound muffled
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2008, 10:48:18 AM »
2) you post on an internet message board with the username 'squadfather'.
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2008, 10:50:01 AM »
Quote from: no one on January 31, 2008, 10:48:18 AM
2) you post on an internet message board with the username 'squadfather'.
If anyone wants to write 'squadfather' a letter, they should adress it to 'no one's head' ...cause he is inside of it.
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2008, 10:50:35 AM »
hahahahahahaha -  ;D  ;D  ;D
Love those preschool jokes  ;D
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2008, 10:52:46 AM »
You know you are fat when......you decide powerlifting is more interesting / fulfilling than bodybuilding ;D
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2008, 10:53:23 AM »
when you can't find your dick
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2008, 12:41:04 PM »
Quote from: Monster_Everything on January 31, 2008, 10:50:01 AM
If anyone wants to write 'squadfather' a letter, they should adress it to 'no one's head' ...cause he is inside of it.
;D
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2008, 12:43:31 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on January 31, 2008, 10:52:46 AM
You know you are fat when......you decide powerlifting is more interesting / fulfilling than bodybuilding ;D

lol.

I love these guys who are bulking for 10 years straight and then realize that they need to lose weight and switch to powerlifting/strongman.  ::) ::)
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2008, 12:45:12 PM »
you know you're fat when you claim to be ripped and in good shape on a message board but you won't post a picture. :D
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2008, 12:47:59 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on January 31, 2008, 12:45:12 PM
you know you're fat when you claim to be ripped and in good shape on a message board but you won't post a picture. :D

lol, that was funny!
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2008, 01:39:51 PM »
would rather eat a bag of chips than a pussy from the college thread :D
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2008, 01:45:08 PM »
Quote from: cht868 on January 31, 2008, 01:39:51 PM
would rather eat a bag of chips than a pussy from the college thread :D

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA nice work. 

The only excuse you have left as to why you are morbidly obese is a spider bite.
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2008, 01:46:00 PM »
If you can't see your abs, you're fat.
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2008, 02:04:34 PM »
You know you're fat when your pants are wider than they are tall.
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2008, 03:31:30 PM »
when all the getbig ripped Abercrombie cover models hit you with the time tested, "if you ever dieted down to (insert bullshit # here), you'd be 112 pounds with 2 inch arms, fatass!!"
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2008, 04:15:46 PM »
... when you cant tie your shoelaces

when you have to swing back and forth on the bench then take a deep breath and suck your gut in to pick up the dumbells off the floor

when its a struggle to wipe your arse

when u keep your t-shirt on while youre banging some ho

when some hot bitch walks past u suck the gut in

when your face is as round as a soccer ball

when u turn side on to squeeze through a tight spot and your gut gets stuck

ahh this is what they tell me  :'(



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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2008, 05:45:27 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on January 31, 2008, 10:52:46 AM
You know you are fat when......you decide powerlifting is more interesting / fulfilling than bodybuilding ;D

Well Shit I'm a FAT Mother Fucker then :)
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2008, 05:50:00 PM »
When you say you are Bulking. ::)
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2008, 05:52:23 PM »
Quote from: ProteinFarts! on January 31, 2008, 10:13:57 AM
1) your farts dont come out crisp and clean but sound muffled
ha ha 
or if they come out of your ass hole but stay in your crack ha ha ha
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2008, 06:35:15 PM »
when a girl  has "a good personality"  ::) ::)
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2008, 06:38:01 PM »
Quote from: technokc on January 31, 2008, 06:35:15 PM
when a girl  has "a good personality"  ::) ::)
at least fat chicks can cook. ;D
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2008, 07:01:46 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on January 31, 2008, 06:38:01 PM
at least fat chicks can cook. ;D

They give good head because they are always hungry.

Your signature is...odd.
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2008, 07:02:05 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on January 31, 2008, 06:38:01 PM
at least fat chicks can cook. ;D

that only helps if you can get them to share their food.  No simple task my friend! ;)
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2008, 07:03:50 PM »
Quote from: ProteinFarts! on January 31, 2008, 10:13:57 AM
You know you r fat when??


...When your name is Keith Jones.
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Re: You know you r fat when??
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2008, 07:04:01 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on January 31, 2008, 03:31:30 PM
when all the getbig ripped Abercrombie cover models hit you with the time tested, "if you ever dieted down to (insert bullshit # here), you'd be 112 pounds with 2 inch arms, fatass!!"

Jeesus, you're dreaming about loosing your gut every day fat fuck.

 :D
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