I think a few others here beat you to that sentiment actually.
How about just working with your current look...
hahahha the differenece between you and me is that YOU my son life in a dirty apartment that is full of shitty bowflex pussy equipment.
There is no way you have ever brough a woman back to that place unless you paid for it
And bro I'm better looking than the guy in the picture I know I know it must hurt but those are the facts